Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - SOON Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
twitter.com/BuzzFeedNewsDE/status/965593629531262976/video/1
>#120db women's movement against migrant violence protest on a concert

>English language analysis
[post most recent Red Pill Germany video]
[or post english language analysis from other German channels]
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 [postimg collection should be Frauke-free by now]
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
[link to this pastebin]

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

Other urls found in this thread:

daserste.de/specials/ueber-uns/themenabend-flucht-aus-europa-100.html
youtube.com/watch?v=AbymP0dQ10E
hooktube.com/watch?v=DatgHd59ZG0
youtube.com/watch?v=DatgHd59ZG0
ardmediathek.de/tv/FilmMittwoch-im-Ersten/Aufbruch-ins-Ungewisse/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=10318946&documentId=49823526
youtube.com/watch?v=qZJpk4cQSok
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC
youtube.com/watch?v=XNr2i-V9NPg
youtube.com/watch?v=9k4cQ6BqKL4
youtube.com/watch?v=z9lFW87W-M4
youtube.com/watch?v=wgUczLEUWkA
einprozent.de/blog/asylfakten/ausbeuter-und-menschenschmuggler/2243
youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
youtube.com/watch?v=pnOhtzXIPow
rt.com/news/419352-netherlands-right-fvd-party/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

GUTEN TAG DEUTSCHLAND

good luck afd(icks)

Where can I watch this ?
daserste.de/specials/ueber-uns/themenabend-flucht-aus-europa-100.html
>Der Fernsehfilm "Aufbruch ins Ungewisse" (WDR/ARD Degeto), am Mittwoch, 14. Februar 2018, um 20:15 Uhr, schildert das Schicksal einer Familie, die unter lebensbedrohlichen Umständen vor der Verfolgung durch ein totalitäres System flieht, aus einer ungewöhnlichen Perspektive: In naher Zukunft: Europa ist im Chaos versunken. Rechtsextreme haben in vielen Ländern die Macht übernommen. Aus dem demokratischen Staat, der Deutschland einmal war, ist ein totalitäres System geworden, das Andersdenkende, Muslime und Homosexuelle verfolgt. Jan Schneider (Fabian Busch) hat sich als Anwalt auf die Seite enteigneter Opfer gestellt.

sauce?

Heinrich Himmler says slavs are subhumans and should be destroyed

youtube.com/watch?v=AbymP0dQ10E

lmao wtf

I think it's a german movie about a terrorist attack, I would like to know too.

[Generalplan Ost intensifies]
I prefer Goebbels though

hooktube.com/watch?v=DatgHd59ZG0
youtube.com/watch?v=DatgHd59ZG0

pls I really want to know how the left portrays a Germany led by the AfD

They don't even show much of Germany in the movie. They just state it's a homophobic and Islamophobic dictatorship ruled by a guy named Meier. There also appears to be some national front but they don't show it.

ardmediathek.de/tv/FilmMittwoch-im-Ersten/Aufbruch-ins-Ungewisse/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=10318946&documentId=49823526

Good morning Krauts!
What's the plan for today?

i am planning on moving to austria soon
thoughts?

25%? Is that good? What does it mean for the regional elections.

annex you

bump

why would you want to watch state propaganda?

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How can you people even live with yourselves knowing that 14 migrants were illegally deported today. Again!

>muh "national challenge"

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State propaganda can provide juicy memes, see And also we had a comcis about Marine Le Pen winning the election. When you only look at the measures supposed to frighten leftists then it's not that bad. In the book the FN government introduced a robot judo-cop to help police officers arrest dangereous delinquant. And there was an outrage because the robot seized a niglet kirikou then squized him too hard it killed him.

>FN
nice I want to watch it and make you some webm

VIELE DANKE

bump

nana, nicht so schnell.

>a homophobic and Islamophobic dictatorship ruled by a guy named Meier.

Sure is bieder that Meier... anyway, HAIL MEIER!!!

Ebenfalls bump

Where exactly? Already have a job in prospect?

>pic
>one of the greatest moments in german history imho
>youtube.com/watch?v=qZJpk4cQSok

small apartment in vienna should do the trick
i am a VWL fag so i should be fine
i also have enough savings for one year or a half
the elections in bavaria will decide my fate tough

Thanks, FrenchAnon.

Do you have your own OP yet for your French generals, or is it really that hopeless to reach anyone in france by the way of social media/memes?
We even had some American anons make memes and German anons translated their meme messages into German for them.
Don't underestimate the brotherhood of the eternal Sup Forumsack under the veneer of callin everyone faggot.

i like how subtle afd logo is

saturn ring + pyramid swinging right

:)

>[link to this pastebin]
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC
Why do people always forget that part?

>pls I really want to know how the left portrays a Germany led by the AfD
Literally 4th reich tier.
They imply that these fucking europeans (that were good goys and heloed the "opressed" in the newly formed reich) flee to "now prosperous" South Africa.
(And get raped and killed for being white.
Like, holy shit, that is spitting into the face of the Boers and other Afrikaners that are actually facing extinction, fuck these goddamn faggots)

Hehe:

Gas
Gaaas
Gaaaaaas
I'm gonna step on the gas!
Tonight!
Tonight!
Yeaaahhh yeaaah yeaaaaaahhh
I'll be so REICH and I need you babay!

youtube.com/watch?v=XNr2i-V9NPg
youtube.com/watch?v=9k4cQ6BqKL4
youtube.com/watch?v=z9lFW87W-M4

#DogRight infiltrates SPD: I wonder how will he vote on GroKo?

Hehe, the right digits to go with that post.

Found this in the related vids:
youtube.com/watch?v=wgUczLEUWkA

Cute, a CUTE!

So they want the racewar now? I dont know wo shoas who anymore...

a-am i allowed in this thread

Asyl in Swizzerlandle

only if you're at least 3% German

is Germany even 3% German anymore

we're getting to 16% now

Will Germany hold new elections if Merkel can't form a gobberment

Probably still over 80%

not necessarily she could rule with minority

>Will Germany hold new elections if Merkel can't form a gobberment
Yes, and even if the do form that g*ddamn coalition, they will get fugged even harder the next election.

Pic related: that faggot claimed
>7%-9% is the sonic wall, AfD will never become double-digits.
Heh, we are at minimum 14% now, faggot, lmao @ your kike-denialism

Good idea. If you are from Bavaria you will be perfectly integrated within a few weeks. In case you are from elsewhere you could take a year or more to get used to the dialect... depends on where in Austria you wanna move to. Anyways... always good to have some more Germans here. Hopefully our birthrates will drastically go up in the next few years thanks to the reforms of the new government. Austria must stay German.

that pic with gauland and the glass
kek

>Austria must stay German
austria will stay german!
>If you are from Bavaria
yup i am
my grandparents were from the montafon so i should be fine

Also bald wieder ein Deutschösterreich

It is literally the "Now his (trump) run for president is over, this was the last straw, it is done now"

We need our own verion of stump the trump...
>AfD ist ungestoppt von linkem Schrott?
>AfD ist ungestoppt von linkem Schrott?
>AfD ist ungestoppt von linkem Schrott?

Do you have any ideas?

Also, what is your take on meme-warfare?
Do you have any resources?

einprozent.de/blog/asylfakten/ausbeuter-und-menschenschmuggler/2243

Great! Wir Bajuwaren müssen doch zusammenhalten! ^^

Hopefully Bavaria won't fall though. It's such a beautiful place. To be honest... At this point I think you could be better off if you seceded from Germany and joined Austria. But yeah. Let's see how the current political events will unfold first.

kek this. Taking animal rights to the next level.

>Do you have any ideas
mh let me think
>UNBESIIIIEGT (drachenlord kek)
no lets get serious
>afd schwimmt oben
>unantasbare afd
>afd bleibt (ISIS style kek)
>afd - wir bleiben
>afd bleibt erstklassig
>unerschütterlich - afd

these are all shit
you gave me a great task user
>Do you have any resources
my photoshop machine broke down months ago
have to order myself a new ryzen cpu soon

>implying Austrians weren't always German throughout their centuries of power and glory all the way to their fall and new rise

ayyy lmao

Wir werden euch bald alle toppen,
Die AFD ist nicht zu stoppen.

Hey, I'am from Montafon!
We are overrun by east german season workers

Scheiden tut weh,
Wähl AFD,

Und dazu ein bild von abgeschobenen Flüchtlingen

>seceded from Germany and joined Austria
love that idea but i stick to the führer when he claimed "gleiches blut gehört in ein reich"
altough i really hate berlin NRW or lower saxony
the elections in bavaria will decide a lot tough

Based doggo will save us

hello my brother

>I'am from Montafon
FUCK yeah! cheers!
my ancestors were from schruns to be more precise
they kinda owned the place back then and their sigil still hangs inside the local town hall kek
too bad that i didnt inherit their last name

>einprozent.de/blog/asylfakten/ausbeuter-und-menschenschmuggler/2243
Es muss kurz und kanckig sein.
Vorzugsweise mit Rheim, siehe Bild.

Like this user, good job!

But still too long...

>Die AfD treibt sie in den See?
>Bürgerbegehren werden Merkel verzehren

D e v e l i s h
(InsUngewisseGas.webm is better)

You do realize you are all practicing hate speech and can be jailed if the German government finds about this thread

Greetings from Soddom Cologne.
Whats going on here?

What a bunch of cucks

Not in any way, stop believing pol memes.

Threadly reminder to turn on this video in a new tab, put it on mute and activate looping (right cick on the pause button).
youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
>youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
>youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
>youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
>youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM

But why user, why do that?
Well, it's actually simple, those marching vids were deleted multiple times, and now that they have been reuploaded so much, the over 600k views are long gone.
This sepcific vid will reach 6000000 only after 2 years, so I want it to happen sooner.
If you don't want to do this, just ignore this post, but I'd be thankful if you did.
0)Copy link
1)New tab
2)Paste link
3)Open video
4)Mute the tab (speaker symbol to the right of the tab at the top row of the browser window)
5)Right-click on the play symbol and select "Loop" in the drop-down menu.

Freedom of speech is a thing in Germany too. Don't believe the bs

How about no?

i like it
but why not double the speed in addition
checked
you are right
lass mich sinnieren
>erlangen
>150 different countries
>sure thing you fags

>Soddom

What is that?

Man könnte die ententanz melodie dahinterlegen

Fuck you too then.
:^)

>2x speed
Hehe, after listening to it normally for some time it is actually quite funny.
I don't know if you will find it funny as well, but it is funny to me, you should actually watch the video once at 2x...
Thanks for the idea.
Oh, an also, afaik a view already counts 30seconds after the start of the video.
But Jewtube has a complex algorithm to detect fake views.
I wonder if my views are counted as (((fake)))...

youtube.com/watch?v=pnOhtzXIPow
still love this one
view count is rising atm
i will keep it mute and on twice the speed for the next 24 hrs now i guess

Notice how they ramp up the narrative of
>muh syria is a single warzone
again? Complete with kids covered in dust, to weaponize female feeels again.

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Replace the [instructions] in the OP by appropriate links, lazy Frog. This is starting to genuinely piss me off

Hehe, actually kek'd.

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you could unironically sit in damascus in broad daylight and have a coffee since 2015
also
>assad bombing again!
>das terroris!
>erdogan invading syria
>UN keeps being quiet
i hate the idea that the UN is obsolete but its still a great reminder to me that germany should have a functioning and outstanding army that could spill buckets of blood of any aggressor (even considering the opposite is the biggest bluepill imho)

The UN is keeping quiet here but tries to damage Europe and USA every occasion through their social engineering e.g replacement migration, feminism...
It's just third worlders teaming up against whites at this point. And their peacekeeping is just a meme

Trump should just defund them and they would be done for

exactly!
you got it user
third world merchants sitting in the NYC headquarters
what could possibly go wrong?

powerful

We are intercultural now you nadsi!

fuck i am sorry!
i will ask for forgiveness at the local refugee shelter now

When is your next local election?

October in Bavaria

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>Arbeitslosenquote für Deutsche geht runter
13 Jahre Merkel waren ein Erfolg.

>25% in East Germany
Truly was the misery of communism a blessing in disguise

btw did you hear the news? The PVD /ourguys/ are now second strongest party in the dutch polls.

Last year in the election they only got 1.8% now they are at 15%!

rt.com/news/419352-netherlands-right-fvd-party/

>planes grounded
>helicopters grounded
>uboats in drydock
>panzers underquipped
Nigga, is someone sabotaging our army?

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sounds good for colgateland

Remember to bring lube

>sit in damascus in broad daylight and have a coffee
Okay. But is the WLAN any good?

>Nigga, is someone sabotaging our army?

Yes, von der Leyen.