Brit/pol/ - The Eurocuck Edition

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COUNTY RANKINGS

WEST MIDLANDS
SUMMER
Warwickshire>Worcestershire>Shropshire> Staffordshire>Herefordshire

WINTER
Shropshire>Staffordshire>Worcestershire>Herefordshire>Warwickshire

WEST COUNTRY
Somerset>Cornwall>Devon>Gloucestershire
POWER GAP
Wiltshire

HOME COUNTIES
Hertfordshire>Buckinghamshire>Essex
POWER GAP
Middlesex

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thesun.co.uk/news/5624941/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-43120942
metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/jo-marney-say-disgrace-ukip-leader-henry-bolton-7251857/
theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/20/amber-rudd-hints-isis-beatles-could-be-returned-to-uk
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oxfam-relief-workers-had-caligula-12001045
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile
anorak.co.uk/447913/
metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/serial-paedophile-barry-bennell-jailed-30-years-7325446/?ito=mweb-trending3
thesun.co.uk/news/5617070/woman-rude-note-ambulance-paramedics-charged-kirsty-sharman/
youtube.com/watch?v=zn6qkZ9taEc
bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-43138554
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Soythener bread.

Forgot bedfordshire in home counties

HOME COUNTIES
Hertfordshire>Buckinghamshire>Essex>Bedfordshire
POWER GAP
Middlesex

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>the lime

SCOTS GET OUT

FUCKIN SKIRT-WEARING SUBVERSIVE PRO-EURO CUNTS

>not wearing a kilt every day

Would you make Eddy a deal? I'd give him a freshly-used condom in exchange for his war medals

They've always been traitors who side with the French.

>KIM JONG JEZ Jeremy Corbyn ‘wants to turn London into a Communist city like Pyongyang’ by shrinking the finance sector
thesun.co.uk/news/5624941/

>DAMIAN GREEN DISMISSES "BREXIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500

>Roman boxing gloves unearthed by Vindolanda dig
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-43120942

>What did Jo Marney say to disgrace Ukip leader Henry Bolton?
metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/jo-marney-say-disgrace-ukip-leader-henry-bolton-7251857/

>Amber Rudd hints Isis 'Beatles' could be returned to UK
theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/20/amber-rudd-hints-isis-beatles-could-be-returned-to-uk

>Oxfam relief workers ‘had Caligula-style orgies with under-age prostitutes in devastated Haiti’
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oxfam-relief-workers-had-caligula-12001045

>The UK will block online porn from April. Here's what we know
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law

>Dead homeless man finds peers in Commons as 'a paedophile'
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile

>Brendan Cox quits charities over sexual misconduct
anorak.co.uk/447913/

>Serial paedophile Barry Bennell jailed for 30 years
metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/serial-paedophile-barry-bennell-jailed-30-years-7325446/?ito=mweb-trending3

/comfy/ bread Bongs

>ice age

Any minute now...

Bedfordshire isn't in the home counties NONCE
other than that you're correct in your ranking, and your ranking is correct if you include Bedfordshire.

Good taste man.

>161342803
IGNORE THIS POST

>The Chad European
>The Virgin Eternal Anglo

I still can't get over this shit. The absolute state of this country.

The Dresden'd cuckolded faggot German on the path to extinction (lol) VS Anglo*

Well, I can certainly believe that the Inselaffen are doing everything in their power to bring about the wrath of God and the apocalypse. Not sure about that ice age though!

>heh heh he doesn't know, well he's about to find out

wrong time wrong place, nothing personal kid

>flag
you have laws against any material which "glorifies the nazis"

It'll be super volcano out in south-east asia that'll signal its beginnings user, google earth weakening magnetosphere

he's clearly a turk

y'all can't survive without KFC for a few days..

JUST WAIT until Breggsit! every shop will have huge distribution issues and supply chains will be destroyed!
i hope you brexitqueers enjoy the impending food shortages - you voted for it lmao

whos in charge of the EU nigger

I wish KFC served fried pork.

all their staff are pakis

What happen to all the based namefags?

Kufur inshallah

You have no upper hand nigel, don't be a fool.

Roast Rankings

Pork> Lamb> Goose> Duck> Ham>>>>>Chicken> Turkey>>>>> Beef

Who cares? Fuck Germany.

At least retarded rotten toothed brits have hands, rather than monkey paws.

Pork can go wrong easily (the quality of the meat)

Beef > chicken but otherwise I agree.

Time team and scrapheap challenge on a sunday evening

Chicken>Pork>Beef>Lamb

>No quail

Peasant.

>Sunday evening
What time is it in Bong land?

COUNTRIES OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RANKING

England > Northern Ireland > Wales >>> Scotland

Brazilians are cooler than Canadians. You're just faggier versions of Americlaps.

Don't be talking about Canada like that brah unless you want to get colonized

OH NO NO NO *breathes in*
AAAAHHHH HA HA HA

The fucking delusion! Britain could invade the USA (United States of Ass) from land, sea or air and have you drinking tea in a month. Not that we'd have to! Your retarded president is a British puppet and you're too stupid to see it.

I can just imagine your fat brown ass waddling to the flagpole to swear allegiance to Israel; never once in your entire life has a critical thought of your vile plutocratic shithole passed through your head! I'm pissing myself with laughter.

Back to /ptg/.

Don't get shit meat then. But Ive got a quality joint of Pork for £2.50 before

Chicken is good for curries and frying but wank for roast

no one knows

No venison either.

top kek what is this, a dream you had last night?

lol not for another 3 years, right?

whenever that is.,..

mmmmmmm yum yum got a nice gregg sosig roll from gregg
good with pint
none o that foreign muck me
time to watch the footie! Go on Norf F.C! You show 'em Ngwembe.

>can't view webms

...

>putting lamb last

Northern Ireland>England>Scotland>wales

>Even faced with the truth, he cannot fathom any reality beyond the false one fed to him by the American Jewry

>no Dorset in West Country

where do we rank lads?

>LARP
>the post

The worst thing about that image is the God-awful compression. Anyway, the only countries that matter are Britain, United States of Mexico and Europe. I like the Aussies but Canadians can suck my uncut dick.

>a British puppet

SCONE RANKINGS
Jam first, then clotted cream

POWER GAP
Putting clotted cream f*rst

>muh Dresden though

SCONE RANKINGS
Cheese Scones

POWER GAP

Putting clotted cream f*rst
Jam first, then clotted cream

So the (at least formerly) white countries of Europe are
>The UK
>France
>Germany
>Norway
>Sweden
>Denmark
>Belgium
>Luxembourg
>Monaco
>The Netherlands
Which of these aren't shitholes?

>said the "Asian"

...

>no Spain or Portugal

t. Alberto Barbosa

BASED BLACK MAN

>implying
What Iberian folk aren't white?

neck yourself

>GET YER FOOKIN AMBOO AH MI FOOKIN DRAAHV-WEHH!

>I TOUULJAH AUHLREDEH, FOOK OFF!

i literally don't understand this

I don't get the forginer obsession with "Asian" India and Pakistan are clearly in Asia and we don't have many east Asians of whom they would get confused with

borassic coast

She did nothing wrong

>Get your fucking arm off me I'm driving!

>FOOKIN AMBOOS FINKIN NEHH CAN JUS PAHHK ANYWHEHH - IT'S COMPLEHTLEH RIDICULOUS!

The fucking sorry state of this country where someone is arrested for leaving a note on a windshield.

thesun.co.uk/news/5617070/woman-rude-note-ambulance-paramedics-charged-kirsty-sharman/

Does this look white to you?

>Let's wait for winter Chan to freeze all the pakis and wogs
First of all it's a really lazy attitude that will blow up in your faces if your prediction is wrong
Seccond of all big parts of Pakistan can get pretty cold and snowy

>Get your fucking ambo (ambulance) out [of] my fucking driveway

Hmm I feel like your going to talk shit no matter what I say, but I have to say yes

pretty much the exact wrong order

criminal records for everyone who says the s*** word in public

I see

...

jesus fucking christ that was a stretch
do people actually talk like this

DRUMPF BTFO

no not really
need eyes for conformation

youtube.com/watch?v=zn6qkZ9taEc

kek, that was me

Blackpilled bot

you are hardly an expert on whether someone is white or not

>mutt

bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-43138554

Why does this happen Bongs?

I screenshoted it because I found it funny to read it aloud.

You sound upset, Sargon

you're alright as a trip sperg i guess.

Where you hail from?

Roll

Well after looking closer I can the middle eastern unibrow but I wasn't going to say after I already posted yes