You're at home, a middle school dropout, when this doll flies through your window, smashing it...

>You're at home, a middle school dropout, when this doll flies through your window, smashing it, and makes you kiss her ring, then commands you to make her a cup of tea

how do you react

put sugar in her tea and ruin it big time

Ask for a better doll

Take her to the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara.

>better doll when shinku is alice

???

Acquire GF.

Trade her in for Suigintou.

Make tea, obviously.

Call in Gaston.

I stamp her to the ground and tell her to make me a cup of tea, and to fix my window.

But I dont have any Tea

Seconded.

This

I stop being a brooding little bitch and treat her like the princess she is. I make her some damn good tea.

this

>What brand of tea do you want
If she says Earl Gray, she gets kicked out.

Brew her a cup of coffee instead, the drink of true patricians.

Shoot it with a casull because dolls terrify me.

Sorry, I don't have any tea. And even if I did I'd have no idea how to make it.

I can get you a nice cold glass of milk instead, that sound good?

Disappointed.

I want the fluffy one

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>earl gray
>brand

Rape her, obviously.

make her some pg tips with no sugar, the perfect drink

Undress her obviously.

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Cum on her

I don't have any tea.

wait for suiseiseki to break the second window and then dump shinku for her

Make her some nice east frisian black tea blend with kluntje and cream. If she enjoys it I have no problem serving someone with such refined taste. Otherwise she's a fucking pleb and I throw her into the garbage where she belongs.

cum into her tea

This is the only correct answer.


/This post was approved by Darjeeling.

This is the only logical response.

100% this

no junk allowed in this thread

Fuck yes.

Make her a tea with plastic solvent

Unleash the cats.

Make her tea.

I asked for superior doll Souseiseki.

Then congratulations! You recieve two for one!

Figure out if she's anatomically correct. The show and manga sort failed to answer that question.

Well they're supposed to be perfect girls. I'd say yes.

The manga confirmed they do, in fact, have vags.

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has it? i haven't read it but can you give source?

Sex doll > alice

This
But also this

Ack. Meant
But also this

Must've been in an early chapter I didn't read.

One of the earlier chapters of the tales, I think.

This. She deserves headpats and snacks.

>161348788
Suigintou:
>Tries her best to win the Alice game
>Has no problem killing her sisters in the progress, garbage tier onee-chan
>Still manages to fail

Shinku:
>Doesn't even care about the Alice game
>Wins it anyway, despite not even trying, no problem
>Gives the victory to her little sister even if it means she has to sacrifice herself, god tier onee-chan
>Is literally figuratively doll Jesus: "If you say you have nothing I will give you everything."

This.

Go find hinaichigo asap

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And stick your dick in her?

She really wants to ride his red rocket that much, huh?

Also, Kun-Kun is a dick.

This.

I'd find my memewaifu asap and spam ancient memes on Sup Forums together.

Am I the only person on Sup Forums following Rozen Maiden Zero?

I think you may be. I only checked out the first chapter myself and then stopped.

i don't think i'd get along very well with shinku

STAGE SELECT >

Shinku is perfect

I unironically want desu meme's sister, and maybe desu meme herself

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You'd think the emo edgelords would've gotten out of their DARKNESS phase somewhere in the past 11 years.

God Tier
Boku. Desu.

Good Tier
Kashira. Kira.

Mid Tier
Nano

Low Tier
Dawa

Bootleg Tier
The slut from Traumend

Junk Tier
Junk


This is the actual, objectively correct ranking.

true patricians desu

Needs more Desu!

Comrade?

Desu

Correct

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Is her last name Desu?

Yes desu

I actually am a middle school dropout. And I don't have any tea-making equipment.

Go home Shinku, I wanna kiss Kanaria's ring.

desu desu desu desu desu desu

I feel like there isn't much, or at least much good, Hinaichigo fanart. Either her or Suiseiseki is best doll. What did you guys think of the 2013 season? Cliffhanger aside, it was ok, in my opinion, since I pretend the first episode didn't happen and it's just a third season.

"I WANT THE GOTH, DAMMIT"

They're all gothic lolitas

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Hinaichigo > Shinku > Suiseiseki > Jun's Sister > Souseiseki > Suigintou > LITERAL SHIT > Kanaria

Fight me, faggots.

Why did I laugh to that image.

Jun's sister is a dirty whore.

And I like it.

/cgl/ here, they are not all gothic lolitas.

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Watch Kun-kun.

>Kana last
>teabitch that high

So much shit taste

Get out then.

Best dolls

>posting art of 2 peices of junk being interviewed by Shinku

What did he mean by this?

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>Saying it while posting the worst doll

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Shave her balls.

You'd be right if it wasn't for the fact that you're comparing Nomad Suigintou to canon Shinku. Canon Suigintou and Shinku were allies heading to the final battle.

Also she was best sister