Perfect animu bodies

If you could have the body of any animu character, who would it be?

>Perfect
But it's made of swords. That's kind of a problem.

Ban

dayum

You're gonna get girls and I'll be the first

>anything but a cute girl
You're dead to me.

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>phoneposter
>iphone
>not even cropped
What the fuck?

I've been working out and I've been getting some positive attention for my body.
But that's not enough.
I want the kind of body that will make women look at me and think "It's not cheating if it's just a blowjob" or "I wonder what sized condom he wears" while looking for a private or even semi private place to fuck.

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Fuck off normalfag.

LITERALLY perfect

>not getting /fit/ only for your waifu
Absolutely disgusting

Is he natty?

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>OFA
>natty

This is for cons.
The hotter I become the greater chance I will have to fuck the shit out of a gisl cosplaying as my waifu. A man can't live on fantasy alone.
Or at least a nerdy cosplying woman who can handle ten inches.

mai is a cute boy

This thread is gay as fuck

>3DPD

Fuck off normalfag.

>all these fags who want to be a boy and not a 2d qt

Thats nu-Sup Forums for you. All of them are obviously shounenfags.

>Natural Body A

Not posting the superior version.

They want to be a 2d qt though.
2d qt boy.

My wife is straight though. I want to be able to take care of her more than anything.

>3DPD

Fuck off.

>woman who can handle ten inches.
But would she really bother fucking you five times to get it though?

You're like a little baby
watch this

You can take that if you want. I'm taking this.

Without a doubt

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3DPD don't really care about sex. Sex to them is just a bargaining chip to buy pampering from guys and occasionally something to do if they're bored. Also, fuck off of Sup Forums for giving in to the 3DPD.

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Rock Lee, because he is unironically the peak of human performance, and I can just change the hairstyle easily.

>3DPD don't really care about sex
Really? My Hentai say otherwise

I'm completely convinced that the producers of this show have never actually seen a Russian, and I am taking advantage of this.

>3DPD don't really care about sex.
The scratches on my back, the women who embarass themselves for a quickie and the fact that the fujo market = 100% profit says otherwise.

Funny.
Okay fine..it's just 9.25 and no I'm not posting it again. Was banned from Sup Forums for a week for proving it in a konosuba thread and I'm not doing that again.

Get banned forever you cancerous normalfag shitter.

Fucking 3DPD lover shitting up Sup Forums.

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you may not agree with it but this is what peak performance looks like

A true man can't live on fantasy forever.

A true man doesn't bring up 3DPD or blog on Sup Forums but you're obviously one of those ironic weeb normalfag so I guess it can't be helped.

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I want to be marketable!!

A fat old ugly man with a smelly dick. So I can fuck most waifus.

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Done.
First part that is.

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t. virgin.
Also, not your blog.

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this.
i get to be /fit/, /fa/ and even a bit taller

I want to be a slut.

Wrong

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Asuka

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Cocona~!
Dai-dai-daisuki desu!~

WHAT IS THIS FROM?!!!

God tier taste

how big is Mai's dick?

Tits and abs

>you will never be a whore
>you will never have massive breasts
>you will never wear clothes that cover less than your underwear
>you will never be triple-penetrated and covered in cum
>you will never be gang-raped to mindbreak
J U S T
U
S
T

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>that nose

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Man that's a really hairy pubes.

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I'd rather a distinctive profile and an unbreakable nose.

KyoAni sure loves full thighs.

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kintoki my bae

I guess that's why I love KyoAni

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>not wanting to be a slutty tomboy and have sex with guys to prove you're a girl

or CC.

I want to hold Shirou's sword.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS THIS FROM

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE


FUCKING SEARCH ENGINES GIVES ME NOTHING

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Boi I wish

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Danke Doktor

this is a perfect body, I would love to have this body.

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Why would I want a perfect body when I have no one to show it off to?

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