Brit/pol/ - InspiroBot edition

>ANTI BREXIT BUS BANNED IN OXFORD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43141927

>KIM JONG JEZ Jeremy Corbyn ‘wants to turn London into a Communist city like Pyongyang’ by shrinking the finance sector
thesun.co.uk/news/5624941/

>DAMIAN GREEN DISMISSES "BREXIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500

>What did Jo Marney say to disgrace Ukip leader Henry Bolton?
metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/jo-marney-say-disgrace-ukip-leader-henry-bolton-7251857/

>Amber Rudd hints Isis 'Beatles' could be returned to UK
theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/20/amber-rudd-hints-isis-beatles-could-be-returned-to-uk

>Oxfam relief workers ‘had Caligula-style orgies with under-age prostitutes in devastated Haiti’
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oxfam-relief-workers-had-caligula-12001045

>The UK will block online porn from April. Here's what we know
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law

>Dead homeless man finds peers in Commons as 'a paedophile'
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile

>Brendan Cox quits charities over sexual misconduct
anorak.co.uk/447913/

>Serial paedophile Barry Bennell jailed for 30 years
metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/serial-paedophile-barry-bennell-jailed-30-years-7325446/?ito=mweb-trending3

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youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5T6s25XK4
youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88
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just had a wank lads

New political party called For Britain has good manifesto and ideas what's your opinions faggots

Over what

forbritain.uk

Good question

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Hi aussie what are you up to

as in freedom for britain?

BRING BACK THE BRITISH BILLION

>when you're about to make a revolutionary LOCAL party called "Winning For Britain" but an Irish lesbian dyke launches her spy party just before you and it sounds too similar so you have to abandon the project

Who are you asking or is this for us all

That's what for Britain and us want

homosexual pornography

I understand your pain but spy part explain please

The mothership is FUCKED

AVOIDING PAINTING THE FUCKING KITCHEN

> THE KITCHEN IS OPPRESSING MY NICE FEELINGS

amw
mi5 spy

Fuck feelings best advice you'll get

youtube.com/watch?v=ofv9bdNw8Mk

or could be mi6
islamism is an international game

ED SHEERAN IS A FUCKING UTTER CUNT

IF YOU LIKE ED SHEERAN'S "MUSIC", YOU SHOULD FUCKING TOP YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY. NO EXCEPTIONS.

WE CAN'T BE HAVING DOGSHIT MUSIC IN THE ETHNO STATE, MY FRIENDS.

ANY ONE CAUGHT WITH CONTRABAND MERCHANDISE NAMELY: ANY TOP 40 HIT, ANY MUSIC OR MEMORIBILIA FROM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ARTISTS:

>ANY RAPPER OR HIP-HOP SPIN OFF GROUP
>ANY INDUSTRIAL NOISE STEAMING DOG SHITE
>ANY "INDIE" GARBAGE FROM THE LIKES OF ARCTIC CUNTS AND GAYDIOHEAD
>ANY JAPANESE GIRL GROUPS (IMMEDIATE SENTENCE TO DEATH)
>ANY 90'S BANDS SUCH AS OAGAYSIS AND BLURSHIT
>ANY "NOSTALGIC" 80'S SYNTH
>ANYTHING NOT PRESSED IN A VACUUM IS AN IMMEDIATE NO GO
>ANY SOUNDCLOUD ARTISTS

>That pic
Lol.

sounds like all we're allowed is your faggy metal

For Britain wants to stop islam

This doesn't help sorry

11/10 pic

OH NO, I ALMOST FORGOT:

>ANY BLACK METAL, METAL, OR ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS BEING MURDERED IN THE FUCKING STUDIO IS A NO GO

>i want to kill people for liking different music from me
i bet you support sharia law

post your kind of music then you closet homo

>tfw you realise how much Britain fucked up starting WW2

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JUST LOADING UP ON COFFEE TOBACCO AND RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION B4 GETTING ON WITH IT....


> THIS IS THE COLOUR THE KITCHEN WILL BE, THE TINT IS CALLED 'GUILTY GOLD' LOL

pop music is good for libido

this exactly what joe was warning about
these party that take up causes that most people either don't much care about or will be turned off by
they may as well be run as controlled opposition
i can't be the only one that understood

YES, I UNIRONICALLY DO. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE MUSIC. CUNTS WHO DISRESPECT IT SHOULD BE PUNISHED, LAD. IMO, PEOPLE WITH SHIT TASTE IN MUSIC SHOULD BE LOCKED UP.

I LIKE A LOT OF THINGS
THATS THE THING. MAYBE YOU THINK I "HATE" A LOT OF MUSIC, BUT IN REALITY, I LOVE MORE THAN I HATE.

AS A GREAT MAN ONCE SAID (NOT EXACT, BUT NEAR ENOUGH):

>I WAS SITTING IN THE CAR AND SOMETHING CAME ON ON THE RADIO, AND I IMMEDIATELY SAID I DIDN'T LIKE, AND THEN THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CAR SAID "YOU HATE EVERYTHING", TO WHICH I REPLIED, NO, I OWN 20 FUCKING THOUSAND RECORDS, SOME OF WHICH COST OVER 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS, AND HERE I AM, WITH THIS GUY WHO OWNS FUCKING 6 CD'S TELLING ME THAT I HATE EVERYTHING.

what a very listening to?
can i keep sgt pepper?

Kek

>very
we

I DON'T GET ED SHEERAN AT ALL. HIM, THAT FAT CUNT WHO IS NOW ON LATE NIGHT IN THE US, AND A FEW OTHERS, ... WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE CUNTS COME FROM, ... AND HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET HERE??!!!

tfw want pizza
tfw cannot eat pizza

Just a reminder that Stormzy exists to sell music to White suburban teenagers who are insecure in their masculinity and in turn make them hate authority and any sense of kinship with their country.

If it's that bad have a glass of whisky too

I don't know, mate. Shit's fucked.

>posting this in all caps

>WANTS TO POST LATEST TAYLOR SWIFT VIDEO, ... BUT ED SHEERAN HAS SLIMED HIS WAY INTO IT....

shut up
youtube.com/watch?v=gLlWIfKO0sU

Weak music for weak people.

Whose dis Ed sheran fooker anyway? Only music a loike is me footy tunes

It says they are against the EU and Islam want to help the services and our forces and make it so it's safe for us to speak freely I don't see why that would turn people off

WHISKY IS THE REASON I'VE ONLY DONE 2 WALLS IN 3 WEEKS, ... THIS TIME THE AUDIENCE SAYS YOUR ADVICE IS ...

X X X

t. MOB BUNKHOUSE

youtube.com/watch?v=Kqt2N540qmg

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Remember when British music was listenable?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

I see

>against the EU and Islam
>I don't see why that would turn people off
then you are a dafty living in a bubble
youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5T6s25XK4
>who are pakiis
>who are the 48%

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chav dumb fucks listen to ed sheeran as well as "rap"

Ed sheeran did start his career as some sort of faggot rapper, don't ya know?

I DO LIKE A DRAM OR 9000 ...
> THE GOOD STUFF MIND YOU ...

clean your desk

People don't care about the problem then why is it called a problem if no one cares about it

FUCK YOU!!!

> !!!!!!!! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO !!!!!!!

Are all Pakis muslim

And do they all try to spread there ideology

Who called the fun police?

Also I keep getting blocked for inspiroposting. Might have to set up an Inspirobot thread on /bant/ or something

ignoring the other point
what the policy on gays?

Man of culture I see

I didn't see a policy on gays

that happened to me earlier
someone thought i was your alt i think
between us we had filled the thread but you had more

And I don't have a problem with gays

>fookin ed sheerin comin ere n bangin me taylor swift
>oi is that chelsea dagger?
>TURURU TURURU TURURURU

Remember when Britain woz British?

Whats the WD for? You sniffing it you big meth head?

Didn't even matter by that point, 1914 was what doomed the country.
dumb frogposter

OUT OF INTEREST, DO THEY HAVE CRICKETERS ARMS BEER OVER THERE? I'LL BE MOVING BACK FOR A FEW YEARS AND I DO LIKE THE ODD CASE OF THE 'ARMS' ...


> TFW BEER MAKES ME FAT

I'VE GOT CULTURE COMING OUT OF MY ARSE

So is Jezza a gommie or not?

this

Don't disrepect pepe or our God kek.
Praise kek

starting to think he's mi6
will help me sleep easier if he wins

Haven'tseen that one before

Nice

NAH MATE, I'VE ONLY DONE METH ONCE (DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT IT WAS), ENJOYED IT FAR TOO MUCH, TOO SMART TO GO NEAR IT EVER AGAIN ... UNTIL I AM A DECREPIT IN AN OLD PEOPLES HOME, THEN I'LL BE GETTING ON THE METH, THE CRACK, THE HORSE, BASICALLY ALL THE POWDER FOOD GROUPS ...

Dude it's GCHQ

haha, alright, well good luck to ya!

dumb frogposter, you forgot your kekistan flag

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ALSO, THE WD IS FOR TOOLS ETC, I'VE BEEN FIXING UP THE HOUSE AND YARD SO THAT I CAN RENT IT OUT AND FUCK OFF BACK TO UK TO LOOK AFTER MY MUM, ..

I was 2 when the British empire ended m8, ever since then it felt like it’s been a parody of itself.
>britpop

And so I don't need to point it out all the time unlike you oppressors
And you sound like a ducking newfag

Fucking newfag

Shall we bring the empire back

post ACTUAL music lads

youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=1y6smkh6c-0 request granted

Oh come on, shall we?

I got the trips to back it

>post ACTUAL music lads
like that or not like that it's not clear how much of that is a shitpost

youtube.com/watch?v=9pOob4dgLtE

miss me with that gay shit

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ri0f-Hh6-U