Umaru has human proportions now !

Umaru has human proportions now !
Will you buy her geimu ?

Normal Umaru never asks for geimu
Even is she asks in public, she will always have it because of social pressure

I wouldnt even buy her birth control

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Umaru generals were a mistake.

Umaru is cute ! CUTE !

Uma?

Reminder to sage and report garbage threads.

Uma !

It's time. Post Umaru bullies.

Let's go to gamestop

Only when her brain can be considered proportionally human too.
Which is never.

reminder you're an inbred paki

nice filename

Same to you. Mind if I use it?

go ahead

arigatou

What is that? Could it be the Samba!

What about teaching her about Piracy?

her brother is a legal good he will never admit it

>Why is my cat posting on Sup Forums ?

It's been proven that she's harder to resist in her human mode

Taihei would flip a tit

No

t. Onii-chan

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Is she flat?

No new nugs until season 2. What's the point, umarubros?

They are 2 persons, little Umaru is just sister of proper Umaru, their brother have delusions caused by shock from death of their parents and only believe he have one sister who switch between teeenager and little kid.

I'll give Ebina my geimu if you know what I mean.

ample

so the other people see umaru as a chibi or as a regular girl?

How many burgers are you gonna pay?

As a regular girl. Which makes it more weird when she dry-humps her brother's head.

People see her as a chibi when she's at home wearing her hamster hoodie

Ebina-chan is ebin 5/5

Depends which game.

>human proportions
>big head
>huge eyes
>no lips
>two mouths

The chibi Umaru is Onii-chan's mental image of her when they're alone together.

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Monster Hunter World

Good enough.

It looks pretty good

How tall is she at human form?

It is indeed

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>Ebina's first name is really Nana

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Wearing a seat belt shows Umaru is serious about car saf-

I fucking wish this car crashes.

The cargo is to precious for that to happen

Especially not birth control.

That's a recipe for trouble

Her brother is probably a manlet and she's even shorter, so I'd say she's a pipsqueak.

Season 2 better have more Ebina-chan in it.

gotta love these physics

her bow is likely clipping through her breasts and clothes, yet we still see it

It should have been something like this instead.

and I probably didn't "bend" the bow enough as she has a stupid huge rack

It will obviously have Ebina-chan

You rat's doing the same thread over and over again your not talking about anything new. MODS!!!!

It's an improvement

She has chibi powers, Kirie thinks chibi Umaru is Umaru's little sister

Kirie is autistic

What about real mode?

pig disgusting

Same power level like running as a ninja

damn, I remember that guy

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They both require skill,stamina and cool outfits

Sure I'll start by picking up the new Duke Nukem, Godzilla, and No Man's sky without the updates. But to do so I'll have to sell her collection of the games with the most replay and cut off access to the online stores.

her thighs are nice and meaty but her calves look like they are pencil thin in comparison

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No.

Please post more regular Umaru turning into nugget Umaru

Ok

MY FORM IS JUSTICE

MY FORM IS THE WORLD

REVERE ME
PRAISE ME
THIS NOBLE AND BEUTIFUL
MOST POWERFUL NUG

UMARU!

BRAKE CHECK!

Why is this thread still up? Umaru generals were a mistake.

We did it

>Umaru generals
These Nug privates moves in ranks so fast...

Umaru is seriously nuggy

That is Kanon-levels of face, Jesus Christ.

NO

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Ebina or Kanau for Taihei?

too bad the golden age of umaruposting is gone. even if s2 gives us great gif/webm opportunities, people won't be nearly half as mad now since they've already been desensitized

I'd personally choose Ebina but I think if you're Taihei it makes sense to go with Kanau

i would prefer if it was kanau. i think their interactions are better and for some reason i empathize with her more

if i had to choose for myself i might pick ebina though. them ebinas. though i think i'd still like kanau more as a person

It's amazing how this innocent cute nug managed to give people PTSD

posting umaru on Sup Forums at the time was so funny too. even very innocent threads would get people triggered. they were deleted faster than porn threads

if only season 2 made umaruposting half as interesting. i doubt it, but i'll remain hopeful

Not pretty enough. Umaru is supposed to be a 10/10 perfect lady.

Kirie ships Taibina

I call the mod and nothing happened.

moshi moshi

What's with the incest undertones? How hard is it for them to make MC get a gf or wife?

He's a guy in an all-male workplace. Of course it'll be hard for him to find a wife.
Although a girl like Kobayashi-san might like him.

Umaru-chan isn't written by Fushimi