>Oldest race of people living in one region >Forgot how to make fire >Lived like monkeys >Ancestors bred with a species of humans not yet found in the fossil record >This article has the sense of humor to call their race a "civilization"
What are Abbos?
I saw an Abbo thread on here a year ago and it had a lot of interesting information and posts in it so let's have another Abbo thead,
My gfs black foster dad was telling me he had to go up for 5 days to look after an abo settlement ( he is cop) and that evolution had fucked the abos over
Ayden Bailey
what westcucks don't understand is that we are fleas to earth compared to these people.
Daniel Gutierrez
I have a friend who is currently living in Darwin and he told me that the Abo and African community fight it out on the street. What a sight that would be to behold, humanoid monkey men fighting each other in tribal combat in 21st century Australia.
Jaxon White
Don't they huff or drink gasoline too?
Hudson Cook
Is it true that Abbos eat their 2nd born?
Tyler Myers
They definitely huff it, don't think they drink it. Speaking of abos getting high, I was recently in the South Australian Museum in Adelaide. I came across the large abo section of the museum and noticed an area dedicated to abo smoking devices.
At that point I realised; these cunts have been getting absolutely shitface stoned for generations before any white man came along. So they just carried on with this culture of drugs to this day; the shit they have access to now though just turns their brains to mush, ie petrol.
Levi Murphy
Abos being able to drink petrol is a meme, based on a wave of reported such incidents (which resulted in seriously sickness) in the Australian tabloids.
Josiah Wright
Ah thanks for clarifying >Abbos know gas make car go >Car go fast >Abbo drink gas >Abbo go fast
Luke Ward
They aren't the oldest civilization since they aren't civilized, literally. Most definitions of civilization require things like written language which abos never invented.
Adrian Bailey
I hope the abo monkeys beat the shit out of the African monkeys. I would pay to see that.
Alexander Bennett
They're not the oldest 'race' but the oldest 'civilisation', which is actually wrong, as their definition of civilisation is not valid in Archaeology. Archaeologist define civilisation on the basis of specialised labour not art or culture.
Josiah Ortiz
I thought Khosians were the oldest extant branch of humanity. Funny how everyone forgets they were nearly wiped out by their fellow black Africans.
Oliver Robinson
>abo go fast
lol I doubt its a stimulant
Juan Gonzalez
> been here 100,000 years > invented hollow stick
what a beautiful culture
Camden Martinez
The didgeridoo is pretty cool tho.
Ryder Cruz
They are, or more specifically Y Halpogroup A coupled with mtdna Haplogroup L.
Most 'niggers' have mostly Y Haplogroup E and mtdna L, which means most of their male ancestors were Eurasian colonists who killed a lot of A's (and B's) men and bred with their women (L).
Dylan Ross
Its cool for about 10 seconds, and then its just annoying as fuck listening to some boong in a loincloth make noises through a stick while explaining to you that its a story about a koala eating a leaf or some bullshit.
Oliver Ward
>Eurasian men breeding with niggers Yeah I'd call that an L too
Kayden Bennett
Funny how then a specific Khoisan set out to destroy whites for decades, eventually succeeding and implementing anti-white laws, thus siding with the same Bantu niggers that genocided his own kind. Niggers. Always. Gonna. Nig.
Andrew Wright
obligatory
Carter Clark
>Civilization >A civilization or civilisation (see English spelling differences) is any complex society characterized by urban development, social stratification imposed by a cultural elite, symbolic systems of communication (for example, writing systems), and a perceived separation from and domination over the natural environment. Hmmm.
Connor Cruz
didnt even invent it, termites did
Aaron Scott
When are we going to exterminate subhuman abbos?
Bentley Thompson
I've leaned something today
Parker Powell
>>Ancestors bred with a species of humans not yet found in the fossil record skooky
Nathan Hill
Abbos are what humans would be without white people
Anthony Carter
probably "invented" it trying to smoke something out of it
Jack Foster
Why the fuck are all you yanks calling them "Abbos" like it's ABBA or someshit? It's pronounced A (as in "at") BOW, plural is Abos, or fauna.
Some tribes, though I'm pretty sure we genocided most of those ones like the tazzy abos
Don't forget about the boomerang that they conjured up after accidentally inventing the Bernoulli Principle
>>post ending in 952 """"""""""Abo""""""""""
Luis Roberts
can abos even fight? they look sickly
Luis Williams
I saw Aussies calling them Abbos before in other threads, so that's why I call them Abbos. Thought it was the right way to spell them.
Caleb Parker
Abbos have denisovan DNA in them. Also they knew how to use fire they used to burn down the scrub on purpose to forage for all the snakes and lizards that couldn't escape. They did it so much it's partly why Australia has little diversity in flora
Ryan Hernandez
They look so fucking weird.
Straya, why did you niggers not get rid of these things when you had the chance?
Gavin Reed
>>though I'm pretty sure we genocided most of those ones like the tazzy abos
have they made any good movies about the Abocides?
Mason Powell
to be fair a lot of abo tribes had spiritual beliefs of not taking more from the earth than necessary to survive which pretty much stunts all technological advancement
Henry Russell
>in Darwin >Abbos fighting Africans Survival of the fittest.
Zachary Ross
didgeridindu more like
Asher Martinez
>implying you wouldn't fuck her
John Jones
It can be either all, though the far more common spelling is "Abo".
They're usually too drunk to fight well, but good luck knocking one out. Plus you'll have their entire family on you like a zombie horde.
Julian Brown
there is a movie called Rabbit-Proof Fence which is about the white man kidnapping abo children and trying to make their offspring more and more white with each generation until the abo gene has been bred out
Robert Gomez
>not taking more from the earth than necessary to survive
Didn't they kill off half of your native wildlife?
Gavin Morgan
People have an inherent bias to believe that evolution rewards the smartest, the strongest and smartest. This is not true. In fact, the relatively size of an infant human's skull is a mortal danger to an otherwise perfectly healthy breeding female.
While humans have in general grown more intelligent, more neotenous with each passing generation in the cognitive arms race that the rest of us are locked in, the abbo represents a different rout taken.
Instead of learning to skin animals for their fur, the abbo metabolism is able to cycle between baking desert waste and icy cold nights that no other race can. Rather than grow more neotenous, the abbo becomes more robust and 'primitive' in form.
The visual cortex of an abbo is 150% of the size of a non-abbo's - even schoolchildren have optical brainpower ranging in the 98th-99th percentile when compared to whites. Put simply, an abbo is incapable of becoming lost, able to retain crucial details about places they may only have seen once years ago. It is believed that this is an adaptation to the vast distances needed to forage in the Australian outback.
Unfortunately, the rest of the abbo non-visual cortex brain is around 60% that of a non-abbo. But they don't need it - it's simply a drain on caloric resources. Left to their own devices, abbos would no doubt continue to survive for tens or even hundreds of thousands of years in environmental equilibrium.
Ian Taylor
Fun fact: for most of the time Australia was a very green place filled with large mammals, and basically the ancient abos hunted most of them all to extinction and turned the brown dirty areas with no large mammals to fertilize land into 90% of the australian territory.
Basically when whites got there abos were at the brink of extinction after having destroyed the whole fucking continent.
John Gomez
Abos know how to make fire, you retarded? While their communities are going to shit the original abos were actually a pretty respectable race of people till we destroyed their culture and turned them into lazy drug addicts.
Jordan Bailey
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Gabriel Fisher
>Forgot how to make fire Cunt they used fire as a method of farming...
Daniel Perez
they're the ones who are keeping the niggers in check.
Liam Williams
that was different, that happened early on and their spiritual beliefs came a lot later that, the biggest ecological changes came from outside factors and from waves of migrations. the Tasmanian devil used to live on mainland australia until a few thousand years ago where some tribes from indonesia cane down and brought the dingo with them and the dingo killed off lots of animals
Austin Watson
Yeah just light the forests on fire and harvest your first and last crop of roast meat.
Truly brilliant.
Leo Hall
Abos are mixed with ancient Aryan blood, that's why they have Caucasian type hair and some are blond. Tasmanians, now extinct, represent what the original Negrito stock looked like in Australia.
Melanesians also have this ancient Aryan admixture, so do Micronesians and Polynesians.
Thanks user, movie looks like something my lib mom would tear up over. dude no homo but would love to hear you say all about "Da 6 million stolen abo chillluns in the Australian accent.
Kayden Diaz
i had to watch the movie like twice in high school and once in primary school
Aiden Davis
Why you gotta put everyone down all the time OP.
Luis Powell
>Centrelink >Walking to work. Top kek.
Jonathan Barnes
I hear they're retarded.
Logan Brown
I found the abo
Christopher Kelly
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Samuel Thomas
Australia gassed the six million abos?
Gabriel Moore
>Straya, why did you niggers not get rid of these things when you had the chance? The same could be asked of you.
Brayden James
>Abbo's are prehistoric niggers from the dinosour age.
Brandon Hughes
>>Ancestors bred with a species of humans not yet found in the fossil record can some sciencefag explain this to my dumbass? like something other than neanderthals and us? wut?
Henry Myers
Sterilise the males, bleach the females, marry and raise a family within our own race.
Fair point, little harder for US to keep it lowkey though, Straya manages to stay out of international news a little easier.
Brody Cook
What's up with their chest skin and those lines?
Logan Hall
does this alter the motherland meme?
Tyler Roberts
>Straya manages to stay out of international news a little easier.
Lucas Wood
They deliberately scarred themselves for some retarded reason.
Aiden Gray
In a good way though.
Luis Jones
Other primitive Homo subspecies, like Homo Erectus. Literally proto-humans.
Matthew Rodriguez
We did do a pretty decent job with the feather nigs, gotta give a little credit.
Zachary Harris
Gross, no thanks.
Nolan Nguyen
>Darwin >apes fighting other apes in a brutal race for genetic supremacy it's too perfect
Mason James
jesus, thanks bro.
Cameron Baker
abos are ancient bush people- desert people. They're intriguing and unique. They're also fucked as shit. I wish them the best.
Adrian Wright
same here, the white guilt indoctrination starts at a young age.
The museum also had a huge amount of items from Pacific Islanders, tools etc. It was interesting to see the differences in technology between the Islanders and Abos, it was immediately obvious that the Islanders have an average higher IQ than abos by just looking at what they produced.
Angel Bailey
You don't know the half of it mate, this is basically their culture now - police are told strictly not to interfere with fighting abos.
They also take apart their house for firewood and live in their front/back yards. lol.
Cooper Carter
ayyy lmao
Blake Scott
they were LITERALLY genocided by the british whiteys, no wonder no one knows any information on them
Caleb Martin
The cockroach is also much more ancient than the human... That does not make it more advanced.
Nicholas Smith
>GODrOofy >GOD
Jackson Morgan
My uni loves shoving abos on the front page of the website whenever they do anything that any other asian or white student does normally, like I don't know, fucking graduate lmao. Thing is, they are always white as fuck and blonde haired. Fucking ridiculous.
Gavin Reyes
You don't know the half of it cunt. The police are told strictly not to interfere with fighting abos - its basically their culture now.
Also, a lot of the time the abos take apart their houses for firewood - they sleep in the back or front yard.
Went up town earlier and there's cops fucking everywhere, turns out the Abos are having a Protest on saturday. I asked what they're protesting about and nobody knows. They're just protesting...
Jayden Bell
Two of my friends went to Australia on a working holiday and they said the first bit of advice they got for living there from an old Aussie guy was that it if they ever get into a fight with an abbo they should kick him in the balls because punching them in the head won't bring them down as they have very thick skulls and don't feel a punch to he head like a normal person would.
Cameron Young
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Julian Baker
>abbos >genocided Most races are so successful that they can't comprehend a human population naturally being low in a region.
Jason Fisher
You weren't rused, it's true.
Luke Parker
well maybe they naturally want to live outside because they did for 80,000 fucking years. now they have to adjust to a new way of life they don't resonate with and they're lost as fuck.
Jackson Ramirez
You rascal!
Carter Foster
Whitey did nothing wrong
Matthew Martinez
Yeah and one of the lads ended up fighting a couple of abos in a park too and kicking fuck out of them. The lad who fought the abos was a bad cunt too and a great fighter.
Chase Torres
how's the petrol today gordon
Wyatt Thomas
Lel pwned n00bs
Asher Harris
Holy fuck my sides
Parker Diaz
At least you guys are over 56% white >feelsbadman
Nathaniel Foster
Ah ok thanks.
Jaxson Campbell
I actually like abbos. Sure, they're dumb, but they're also pretty harmless and genuinely nice people. Niggers are just aggressive chimps.
Jason Lopez
They're still more than welcome to do that. There's plenty of outback for them to reside in. That's exactly what a lot of them do up north.