Hey Sup Forums what should I name my katana?

Hey Sup Forums what should I name my katana?

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Chunchunmaru.

Girlfriend, because it's the only one you will ever have.

Itadakimasu

Arondight if you want to be truly unrivaled.

404

Widow's wail.

9gag tier post.

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Ken-sama.

The Penile Inspector

Dildo.

Chunchunmaru

Hand fedora

>spend money on a sword
>buys an inferior type

?

>Chink steel folded one time
>inferior

In a world where most people have neither armor nor swords, how is it inferior?

Longsword

edge-kun

Gorannosponsornoteikyoudeokurishimasu

Little known fact, but vagina actually means scabbard. Calling the sword a girl makes it a futanari.

ok, I chuckled

SuicideWeapon

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Girl's best friend.

>I'm going to trust my sword into your scabbard.

Why hasn't this been a henti line yet?

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You should just name it whatever the japanese word for katana is and see if anyone notices

Davido-kun

>the japanese word for katana

Pussy Repulsor.

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

If you choose anything else you're a fag. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugemu

What are you going to do when a knight shows up?
Your shitty sword isn't going to do anything against an armoured foe.

Slifer the Sky Dragon

If you meet an opponent in full plate, you are pretty fucked regardless of what kind of sword you are using.
Just get yourself a gun if you expect to get into conflict with a gentleman in medieval protective gear.

Shouldve made it a dubs names my sword thread but since you didnt chunchunmaru and fuck off to /k/ to get memed on.

Shiiin-sama

KuroSoul

TL: Kuro means black.

Even against chainmail, a katana would be fucking useless.
Also, there plenty of swords designed for fighting armoured foes.

Will angled steel plate deflect 9mm? I dont think chain will do much but Ive heard wood has good stopping capabilities and he might have a wooden shield.

>it wasn't named by the smith who forged it

Slifer the executive producer.

You'd better have gotten a full tang blade. Half-tang shitters are only useful for being thrown in the trash.

>Even against chainmail,
The Japanese had mail armor. You can thrust through mail.

>there plenty of swords designed for fighting armoured foes.
Do you want me to post a smug reaction image so badly? Just because a sword is designed to deal with plate, doesn't mean it's good at it.
In a medieval context, what you really wanted before facing plate armored opponents was plate armor, a proper percussion weapon and a dagger.
In modern context, again, get yourself a gun.

You mean the chinese factory machine that stamped it out. In that case itd be named after its serial number which is pretty edgy desu

Japanese Sword

Some swordsmiths are still around in Japan and make them. It's only a handful, unfortunately.

You can find videos on the topic on youtube.
Short story, no.
Gate was completely correct in its portrayal of guns vs Romans.

>The Japanese had mail armor. You can thrust through mail.
Yes, and the katana is not a good thrusting weapon.
That's why they used shit like spears most of the time.
>In modern context, again, get yourself a gun.
Not everyone is in burgerland where even the criminally insane can walk around with guns out in the open.

Jamal

tfw learn a meticulous craft that was mastered by your ancestors to forge the tools of warfare.
tfw all of your customers are weebs

>Not everyone is in burgerland
Swords are weapons too. Most countries that limit the carrying of firearms also limit the size of your blades.

>the katana is not a good thrusting weapon.
True. It will do the job, but it might take so long that they gut you first. Though again, most of the time you will not meet anyone in anything resembling armor.

The Edgiest

Fagchrist the weaboo cleaver

Basing your choice of weapon on the off chance that you might meet somebody in armor when most people don't is stupid.
Specialized thrusting weapons are shit against multiple opponents.
Guess what you are more likely to meet wherever you live. 1 guy in mail armor, or 2 guys without mail armor?

Feel the power of my trusty blade, 一三三四二!

Chinese factories mostly do guns, armor plates and western swords though.

Sword of Women Repulsing + 5
real men get a zweihander you swordfaggot

Zweihänder means it's a weapon you are supposed to hold with two hands.
Katana are supposed to be held with two hands.

"Nothing personal"

Cold "coldsteel" steel

>Specialized thrusting weapons are shit against multiple opponents.
Spears are a battlefield weapon. They work very well in a group.
If you were going solo against an armoured enemy, you would want some sort of pointy dagger. Maybe a rondel or something?
>Guess what you are more likely to meet wherever you live. 1 guy in mail armor, or 2 guys without mail armor?
You're just unprepared.

The serial number looks like the sword from berserk or something.

Autism Bringer

Mods where

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zweihänder
Try again swordfaggot, you will never get any ladies with a weapon like that.

>They work very well in a group.
Are you planning to arm an entire gang with swords and look for other gangs to fight?
What will you do if the other gang brings guns?
>You're just unprepared.
No, you. Seriously. You are specializing yourself for a very unlikely scenario and refuse to prepare yourself for what's actually likely to happen.

>all the autism and virginity jokes
You guys can do better than this.

God, I love bevors so fucking much.

"Teleports behind you"

Masterwork Bastard Sword

Wibumaru

The name should be bannable thread.

Call it something like. "my wallet" or "my money" and then when people try and mug you (because you look like a fat fuck easy target) you can just say "ok let me get my wallet out" and then you slash, vertically bisecting them

It looks pretty out of place on that set though, but its still a nice touch. I question how well it works attatched like that leaving gaps on the bottom and sides but I'd still let that handsome sir arthur plunge his excalibur in my stone.

Pico

I always keep a section of well-armoured spearmen around, just in case we get attacked.
I'll have the last laugh when you fine yourself under attack by a group of highwaymen.

Sesshoumaru: it means "killing perfection," and is the name of a badass character from the series InuYasha.

I want to live through a zombie apocalypse with you by my side.

oh fuck off user that's the most depressing thing I've read in months, I didn't need that right now, it's morning here

Now that I think about it
who the hell names their child Inuyasha (犬夜叉)?
the name literally means "(female) dog demon"
His mother most have either been retarded or really hated him.

Any artist should take pleasure in the craft not the money it makes. He can get good enough if he works hard to sell them Medieval collectors and reenactors and there is a significant market for custom knives. Try looking up damascus steel.

It's pretty strange, yes. The way it translates for us may not make any more sense to the Japanese audiences. As a personal name, it's bizarre. It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of scenario, here.

Name it "mod-approved shitty thread" in honor of our mods, jannys and everyone retarded enough to leave this thread alive.

You are saying we have mods!?

He meant the kanji of katana, I guess.

Fuuuuah, I've always wondered what this was after hearing that bit in the Joshiraku ending.
youtu.be/-8F9xVRNHoU
I also never bothered to Google the meaning myself but still though, I'm glad I randomly decided to entertain the idea of the OP and enter this thread. I would've never found this otherwise.

>As a personal name, it's bizarre. It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of scenario, here.
Actually it's more like literally naming a boy "Japanese" because his father is Japanese

Kokorowatari

They made a new sticky so we must have active moderation right

And its sister blade, Terebiikarahanaretemitekudasai

>henti line

Did mods think that was spam?

No, I did.

name it ... "Mahownersabitch"

Sudoku

fpbp

listen man, she'll tell you her name

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