How am I supposed to self-insert in a hot as fuck motherflippin bodybuilder vampire guy? That is not how you do harem

How am I supposed to self-insert in a hot as fuck motherflippin bodybuilder vampire guy? That is not how you do harem.

>he's not ripped after 2 years of training
Are you fat or something?

>Bodybuilder

having to self-insert to enjoy harem anime is the sign of being a bonafide cuck

>bodybuilder

Araragi looks like that because he became a vampire, not because he put effort into it. If you became a vampire, you could look like that too, user. In fact, you could look even better, because you're not a manlet.

It's the other way around. The self-insert viewer imagines himself to be with the girls, the cuck viewer admires the bull from afar.

Araragi isn't a manlet by jap standards though, is he? He's taller than basically every girl except for Karen, who is definitely taller than average for a jap girl.

Hell, even Senjou's just exactly the same height as he is.

Average in japan for males is 170.

>Araragi isn't a manlet by jap standards though, is he?
He is. He's way shorter than average. And by European standards he's tiny. Even 12 year olds are taller than him.

They are like babies

>chart doesn't even have best girl

Get /fit/ you'll thank yourself for it

Actually it's 168cm.
Hence why most MCs are exactly that height.

MC of katanagatari is like 2 meters tall, Nisio cuts Araragi's height and gives to him.

I don't understand the self insert meme someone help

>He doesn't life for his waifu in the first place

Lift*

>tfw I am 182
feelsgood to not be a manlet

What the hell is with the placements on this chart? Why are some of them standing way forward like Shinobu, then Kisshot is standing way back? And why do Tsuhiki/Oshino/Kisshot look like they're being measured from their shoes and not their actual feet?

>bodybuilder
DYEL detected

By not having low self-esteem.

it's just autists misusing a fanfiction term to pretend protagonists the audience can empathize with are bad

why the FUCK would someone with high self-steem watch harem?

Agreed OP is a fag

They're just there for the easy comparison. Their actual height was probably taken from a different source.

Why wouldn't you wanna be him?

I do wanna be him, the problem is: I can't.

King of manlets

That's why it's called fantasy. I can't be a superhero or high elf paladin, but I can self-insert as one.

kaiki is probably around the same height as meme.

try self-inserting a gun into your mouth

ill insert my dick up your little sister's ass

he looks like a DYEL skeleton

Kiss-shot is drawn bigger in the anime I think. She's well over a head taller than ragi

Self-insert into my ass retard!

By not being a little bitch and start lifting

His dick is huge anyway, and girls like him. You can't compete, lanklets.

>bodybuilder
Please. This nigger is ottermode at best and DYEL at worst.

That over reaction of taking off his shirt doesn't stop being funny.

>girls like him
Because it's wish-fulfilment fantasy. In real life he would be made fun of.

I dont like self inserting into charecters

>24
>I'm only marginally taller than araragi

This is what fat nerds actually believe.

A little man like yourself cannot protect a girl. They instinctively realise that.

Why were hanekawas tits so ridiculously huge in kizu? It looked like a budget hentai, especially when they flopped all over the place

Youre supposed to self-insert as the girl you dummy

All that matters is to be the same height or taller than the guys around you.
Just try and not be the shortest one.
You can be 190cm and be considered a manlet, if the girls and guys around you, still dwarf you.

Araragi isn't a manlet, he's average.

IMAGINE

>tfw 187 and still ubermanlet in netherlands

Nigga, he's just skinny toned. Any skinny nigga can achieve that with a few weeks of exercise.

You self-insert as a harem member as you should.

>has a body like a swimmer
>call him a body builder
I have no words for this, how can you be so confused about your body?

>not fat
>visible abs
>nothing else

Bodybuilder? Quit eating cheetos you fat shit

Araragi's body gets me hot and bothered, no homo.

He's a manlet, that's enough for me to self insert.

At least you're over 160 cm