/ptg/ President Trump General - Top 10 Pranks That Went Too Far Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/EdSec Devos host students & teachers @WH 2/21/18
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>Natl Space Council full meet 2/21/18
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>VP Pence @Natl Space Council meet 2/21/18
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>UN Amb Haley bitchslaps the UNSC some more 2/21/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump awarding Medal of Valor 2/21/18
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>Press&Presidency (Sarah, some clinton stooge) 2/20/18
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>Pres Trump/AG Sessions @Public Safety Medal of Valor Ceremony 2/20/18
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>DefDep STRATCOM Strategic Deterrence in 21st Century 2/20/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/Egyptian FM Shoukry 2/20/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on the ME 2/20/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan @CSA 2/20/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/20/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 2/20/18
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>VP Pence @The Border 2/19/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania return to DC 2/19/18
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>AG Sessions on Sun Morning Futures 2/18/18
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>VP Pence @GOP Reagan Day dinner 2/17/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in TX 2/17/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis inflight presser 2/17/18
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Explain this, /ptg/.

Digits for the Powerball Jackpot this month!

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THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE OUR GUNS

It's IMO the spiritual successor to The X-Files but without cuckoldry and (((diversity))). Fucking tops.

Fake news.

I have a potential solution to this whole gun debacle
Call your reps.
Make it clear your opinion on this
And a large amount of this will in turn force the representatives to tell Trump that their constituents would never accept the bill

Thank you for baking, Eva

Picture is more touching, it has Otto's mother in it.

WHY IS TRUMP AFTER MY VIDYA

It begins

First National Bank Of Omaha Ends NRA Partnership

>The First National Bank of Omaha announced Thursday that it is terminating its branded partnership with the National Rifle Association in the wake of the school shooting in Parkland, Florida.

According to Think Progress, First National had given its customers the opportunity to obtain branded NRA Visa credit for nearly 20 years.

A quick perusal of the bank’s Twitter feed shows they had been flooded with comments urging them to end the NRA partnership over the past few days.

When reached for comment by The Daily Caller, an NRA official explained the communications team was currently overwhelmed with inquiries on the program’s cancelation and would respond in a timely manner.

At CNN’s Wednesday gun safety town hall, several participants accused Sen. Marco Rubio, Sen. Bill Nelson and Congressman Ted Deutch — all of Florida — of taking “blood money” from the NRA.

It's a lie. He was saying that the Motion Picture Association of America needs to revamp its rating system, and pretty much just brushed off the concept of video games being the problem.

Death to most of the ME, the EU, Africa, Latin America, Canada, and China.

>Turkey will be 'Ground Zero' in the next global debt crisis

U.S.-Turkish relations are at their lowest point since the breakup of the Ottoman Empire in 1922.This deterioration in relations has important economic implications. If Turkey were to find itself in financial distress — a highly likely outcome in the near future — the usual place to turn for a financial lifeline is the IMF. However, the U.S. and its Western allies, especially Germany, have effective veto power over IMF bailouts.

With geopolitical tensions rising and the U.S. aggressively tightening monetary policy, what are the prospects for the Turkish lira and Turkish markets in the months ahead? Will Erdo become a Muslim Hitler and rally the Muslims against the international bankers? Or will he simply turn to the east along side China/Russia pointing his nukes at the west?

I love Kellyanne.

GOOD.

Couldn't care less, I don't play vydia.

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The madman posted a confession and got away with it.

If Portugal is still here, can he give us his opinion on Right-to-Bear-Arms-ageddon?

Its funny.
Obama would make far-reaching, radical statements about regulation and media would defend saying its not a big deal, dont read too much into it, etc
Trump makes offhand, small-fish regulation statements and the media claim Trump is revving up the gas chambers.

Woooo! That's fukken awesome

>we want white males between the ages of 12-24 disenfranchised and left wing again

Oh fuck yeah.

>drumpf BTFO he suggested banning vidya

HE DIDNT SUGGEST THAT YOU LYING KIKES


HE SUGGESTED A RATINGS SYSTEM, (which is still retarded, because ESRB exists) BUT HE DIDNT COME CLOSE TO SAYING THEY SHOULD BE BANNED

As a matter of fact he barely even touched the topic of vidya. All he said was “its interesting, some people say it messes with young childrens minds” but then quickly took a detour down to “And movies they rate R for sex but dont do anything about the violence, its pretty strange. Maybe they should revamp their rating system.”
NOTHING about banning videogames. NOTHING OF THE SORT.
And i say this as somebody who has been spamming /ptg/ all day on how theyre letting trump cuck on gun control.
Theres plenty of things to criticize trump on, but this is retarded.

THE MEDIA ARE LYING KIKES!! TRUMP SUGGESTED NO GOVERNMENTAL PRESSURE ON VIDYA OR MOVIES AT ALL

ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE DIDNT EVEN HEAR HIS QUOTE

The entire conversation was in the context of how he thinks the MPAA should lower their ratings for thigns such as nudity, and higher them for violence. Totally independent of the government.

The shills are doing a good job of demoralizing a lot of people today. Even so, Trump made a terrible decision to do this 21 bullshit.

>Trump is considering designating California as our official garbage dump

I can't believe we didn't think of this sooner.

>offhand, small-fish regulation
These are not small regulations.

No you explain why you're cockocking him in California? If you don't want ICE officers then it's okay to remove them right?
:^)

>trump's attacking gaben's mealticket
he's finally crossed the wrong opponent

He's going to ROACH entire germany, and put his people in the positions of power there

Much like Pres. Trump said, they'll go somewhere else, which consequently will make people re-think CCW.

Well fuck Buffett and his Bank

Their Credit Card practices are obscene, their customer service is shit, and their rates are userous. They are one of the worst in the industry.

They literally are. A ratings system (which already exists)? Oh no lmaoooo

nice copypasta.

The denial is strong

>former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort charged with laundering more than $30 million in income from their lobbying work in Ukraine
>Trump have nothing with Russia
TOP KEK

trump will end shitty leftist game/movie industry when he forces them to stop using guns in them

>Reports that Russia funded both sides of politics to tear America apart and pit them against each other.

Now who could have possibly done that? Really makes me think.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

BREAKING: MISSOURI GOVERNOR ERIC GREITENS HAS BEEN INDICTED

He wants to be the Sultan of the Neo-Ottoman Empire. Then he'll get his demographic time bombs to attack in Europe and get the EU to roll over for him. The end result? Something like this in black.

The 21 stuff is the best part user.

I'm talking about the guns.

ΗΛΙΚΙΩΜΕΝΗ

They won't show his Hair

He's not, cuckistani.
From the copypasta last couple of threads:
All he said was “its interesting, some people say it messes with young childrens minds” but then quickly took a detour down to “And movies they rate R for sex but dont do anything about the violence, its pretty strange. Maybe they (movies) should revamp their rating system.”

In other words, he had more against movies than he had for video games.

>Kosher Milk

Wow, that has literally nothing to do with Trump OR Russia! Great going!

For what?

What are you worried about? The age thing? You have to be 21 to buy a pistol. Big fucking deal.

It's a cash grab to get those newly upcoming liberal banking customers. There's zero reason to do this otherwise.

Is this an advanced way to complain about Baron playing Minecraft constantly?

for what?

I'm thinking something like this

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Wow, american education strikes again

user, his hairline was their headline.

>Colorado
what the fuck is the political leaning of that state?

Idk how much you've seen, it took a nosedive after S5 and I dropped it around S9. Up to S6 its one of my favorite shows of all time though

Good! Based Colorado knows what's up.

dude weed

it doesn't, fluffy. you would know that if you had more than 56 brain cells in total

This was the dude that was banging chicks on the side right?

They are dude weed.

Invasion of privacy. He cheated on his wife, took pictures of the girl, then blackmailed her to suppress the release of the photos.

The Sheriff just took him into jail.

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I don't trust him or his money.

You should only have to be 18 to buy a pistol. Same with alcohol. There's no need for that arbitrary age raise.

>Eva's arguing with himself again

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i know that but sometimes Colorado confuses me

I'm only halfway through S2. I'm bingewatching it.

>wtf I love gun control now

I only play japanese titty games so I don't really care

Μην είσαι αγενής

honestly pretty lolbertarian. socially liberal, and financially conservative. low taxes but dude weed and trans are people logic is huge

That's a hell of a lot better than I expected. Poor guy

dud wed lmurgh

Proof?

>infringing is okay if you have an (R) by your name
epic
Having to be 21 to buy a handgun is bullshit too

>drug addicts
>making sense

Agreed, but its indeed arbitrary, so who really cares? Is it worth losing sleep over and abandoning the only person who can defend the 2A?

It's literally about as likely as DACA.

DUDE JAIME

oh ok i heard about that, but i didn't think we had any right to privacy anymore

Trump is finished for sure this time!

>Little Congo
Kek. Also, you need more shoreline. How do you like this Europe?

Let's hope it spreads to other states, too. Preferably states with normally liberal leanings, they seem to get hit with these (((SCHOOL SHOOTINGS))) harder than anyone.

>He cheated and then threatened to release photos if not payed hush money
Huh?

I agree. It's a stupid do-nothing policy.

SHALL, you fucking dip.

> THIS one has not passed. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who actually cares about the result more than anything else.
This person, in 2018, will make absolutely sure he'll get out and vote republicans ****as long as**** that candidate swears on his mother's grave to defend the 2nd amendment and flunk any bill weakening it.
If gun control is the wedge issue for 2018, republican turnout will be 2016 level.

There is obvious proof if a court indicted him.

LoLbertarian. Smoke weed and Fuck whatever, but don't fuck with the money or the mountains.

UK needs to drown, too. Literally nothing of value there

You should not have to be any age to buy any armament. Every single gun (and any other kind of weapon) law is unconstitutional. Shall not be infringed means shall not be infringed.

Fuck Gabe- he’s not the man I looked up to as a teenager. It’s one thing to make your company successful it’s another to run your IPs into the ground and insult your fans.

Who's Trump playing this prank on? The American people?

Trump demoralized everyone, not them. He's gotta pull some optical wizardry out of his ass to get shit back to OK again.

Gets even more interesting. Stumbled onto this while looking for the top of his head.
On top of the alimony he had to deal with sexual harassment that helped in fucking his shit up.