The political debate double bill returns tonight following the resumption of parliament.
"Dimbleby's Delights" comes from the unpronounceable Staffordshire nothingness of Uttoxeter at JCB's headquarters. Odd-looking Conservative chairman Brandon Lewis and Labour's John Prescott feature.
#comfytime has the return of CHOO CHOO and leggy Liz Kendall and her 4% vote share. Fedora tipper and former Labour and Respect MP George Galloway features.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm): >David Dimbleby chairs an hour of topical debate from JCB's world headquarters near Uttoxeter in Staffordshire. On the panel: Conservative Party chairman Brandon Lewis, Labour peer and former deputy prime minister John Prescott, the chief executive of Siemens UK, Juergen Maier, the political editor of the Sunday Express, Camilla Tominey and left-wing writer and activist Ash Sarkar, a senior editor for the news and comment site Novara Media.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am): >Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and Liz Kendall, with a film rounding up the headlines from Jane Moore. The studio guests are George Galloway looking at Jeremy Corbyn, Brexit and Labour's foreign policy while comedian Geoff Norcott talks chaos in the spotlight section.
While waiting for QT, fucking hell that Mash Report is cancer of the highest order
Benjamin Gutierrez
I recall getting a Daily Mash book as a Christmas present years ago and it was shite.
Charles Hernandez
Almost didn't bother turning up for tonight's thread. It's just spot-the-tranny nowadays. How sad that I spend my time reminiscing of the great QT moments...Farage and Izzard..."deport me" Paki...even that Dalek-voiced bloke before Christmas. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Adrian Cox
Bad satire is much more painful than bad comedy.
Jacob Gonzalez
Nige and Diane Abbo are on next week so that should be fun.
Nolan Perry
Got my crumpets ready for another shit episode
BRING IT ON BOYS
Wyatt Collins
Naahhh you're pissing about aren't you...
They wouldn't seriously put ode Nige and Diane together would they?
D'you reckon it's possible for satire to be nonpartisan, or will it always lean left or right?
Owen Thompson
Oh shit! I remember turning it off early because I was falling asleep
Jaxon Perry
>Galloway on This Week
Might be a good one.
Christian Edwards
inb4 muh tuition fees
inb4 women's issues
inb4 american gun laws
Oliver Richardson
Peter Hitchens
Justin Edwards
>inb4 american gun laws
Fuck me I just realised they're going to take 30 minutes to all denounce the second amendment.
Ian Torres
...
Connor Walker
>inb4 "guns are bad mmmmkay" the episode
Jacob Garcia
Standing-by
Cameron Scott
Why did I read that in Dimbleby's voice?
Juan Lewis
Where my /notts/ niggas at
Xavier Hall
Dimblebby would bum you into loving him
Christopher Taylor
What I just watched was like a rightwing satire of leftist satire of rightwing satire. If it wasn't for the obese yank and nasal ethnic metrosexual, I wouldn't be sure who was jewing who.
Jaxson Ortiz
If you don't know who Ash Sarkar is, don't worry, here's her twitter bio
>Senior Editor @novaramedia. Literature bore. Anarcho-fabulous. Muslim. THFC. Walks like a supermodel. Fucks like a champion. Luxury communism now!
Josiah Long
comfy QTime soon
Noah Brooks
...
Adrian Miller
>Luxury communism u wot m8
Cameron Miller
why are there so many notts people in these threads?
Ian Nguyen
You can tell what she's going to be like just from looking at her
Michael Harris
>luxury communism >*Gang signs* This Ash Sarkar is a fucking retard who needs a bullet
Sebastian Young
Ash Sarkar is the definition of a BOBFOC
>Body off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch
Liam Cruz
qt3.14 ex-colonial
Ryan Jackson
I thought she looked insufferable
Caleb Thomas
Fucking freddos, you leave em out of this
National fucking delicacy they are
Hunter Sullivan
>More fucking props strewn around the studio
Stop this.
Grayson Wilson
>they really need to ban guns kids are DYING look at how little gun crime there is in VIBRANT DIVERSE Britain after we banned them it's non-existent >*rapturous audience applause drowns out the rape, murder and indoctrination of British children by immigrants* >*BBC microphone cuts before the screams of acid attack victims in our capital city can be picked up*
Evan Hughes
Syrian refugees
Sebastian Miller
>luxury communism
Julian Lewis
>muh czech spy smear oh boy here we go
Nathaniel Wilson
BASED anti establishment media question
Alexander Anderson
>MUH DRUMPH
William Martinez
>smear
Jack Brown
>Wants luxury communism now.
Do there people even think about what they're saying?
Noah Hernandez
>Luxury Communism now
Brody Parker
>The right-wing media
Off to a cracking start.
Camden Gray
>Novara Media I've never heard of this, have you?
Gabriel Gutierrez
>right wing media lol
Lincoln Hall
based empowering ethnic women
Xavier Gray
lots of pakis in the midlands mate. only place safe is at home.
Hunter Brown
Kraft fucked them. Taste terrible now
John Nguyen
AGENT COB he dindu nuffin!
Wyatt Collins
Corbyn cocksuckers.
Don't take them seriously.
Charles Watson
I take it back. she's mentally ill
Jordan Evans
Bastani based Brexiteer he was
Andrew Gonzalez
>Right wing media
Oh god, we're in for some fucking pain tonight lads. Get the drinks in
Tyler Brown
please kill me
Carter Murphy
Where my CroyDON negroids at?
Jason Adams
pic related
Josiah Gray
I'll be honest, lads: I've never eaten a Freddo, and the appearance of the frog on the wrapping puts me right off.
Andrew Martin
Who is Murdoch and Lord Rothermere and Barclay bros
Julian Anderson
Why is there a load of gobbledygook in your name field?
Andrew Mitchell
It's just shitty Cadbury's "chocolate".
Oliver Gonzalez
Could someone tell Ash Sakar that people that have had kidney transplants in Venezuela are all about to drop dead because the country doesn't have their medicine anymore.
>luxury gommunism
Tyler Davis
Kek
Charles Ortiz
>yfw Corbyn could literally say he supports ISIS and students would still vote for him
Carter Rodriguez
hmmm
Dominic Young
time to crack open the bourbon
Alexander Hall
There's something odd about Brandon Lewis but I can't put my finger on what it is.
Hudson Gonzalez
Literally only a muslim in name for those identity politics points.
At most she is a "cultural muslim" who just eats halal meat and does eid nothing else
Lucas Wood
Daily reminder that Corbyn is /ourguy/
Liam Thomas
Mainstream BTFO
Jacob Long
>Fucks like a champion >Muslim Conniving deceptive manipulative lefty cunt as usual
Daniel James
Well they wouldn't want to be Islamophobic now, would they?
Wyatt Torres
Absolute butters face
Gavin Harris
No one has posted bingo yet
Dylan Price
fixed
Charles Sullivan
HOW DARE YOU SIR, that is treason
Mason Price
way ahead of you lad
Dominic Bell
Prescott talking shit already kek
back to the old days
Colton Taylor
Prescott will be 80 in a few months.
Zachary Ortiz
Prescott making up for his Blarite sins.
Cooper Cruz
>Corbyn could literally say hitler did nothing wrong and get elected
Carter Thompson
>Biography:
Born in North London to two imminently divorcing social workers, Ash Sarkar is a seventeen-year-old poet with more eyeliner than sense. From Dalston to the Surrey Downs (via her mum’s kitchen) she’ll take you on a guided tour of the perils of adolescence characterised by smackhead boyfriends, disappointing sexual encounters and twenty-decks of Lucky Strikes.
Gavin Bell
Poor John Prescott he still thinks Labour is for the working class
Christopher Collins
Fucking hell he looks great for 79.
Ryan Baker
Oh I thought it was tonight's one. What is this some kind of sick joke?
Nolan Roberts
fucking hell
Leo Johnson
>he never had a caramel freddo
Ryan Williams
>B-B-B-B-BUT HE WAS ELECTED SO HE'S OK GOYS!!!
Blake Carter
This laddy watched the news the night. Fucking communists
Ryan Anderson
He's a lord m8 he doesn't give a fuck about the working class any more.
