I just found out my best internet friend is an illegal

What do I do? He's totally cool, but he goes against everything I stand for.

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do that right thing. turn him in.

Suck him off.
I mean, send him off

You could always kill yourself.

Report him to ICE. They have internet in Mexico too so you won’t lose anything

he can still be your internetfriend across the border you faggot

Either report him, or kill yourself for betraying your country.

Do you jaywalk sometimes even if you see the legal need for crosswalks? You're living in the most corrupt country on Earth.

>Best Internet friend
Murder/suicide is a must.

find out what ball needs to start rolling on making him a citizen. If he doesn't get it together, ICE him.

>internet friend? What they heck is that?

If you love him, marry him and get him citizenship
Otherwise ICE his ass

same except that he's been my real friend since kindergarten and I've always known (wasn't always redpilled) and he doesn't know i voted trump

There is internet in his homeland right?!
So deport him I do not see the prob.
You guys can continue to be friends if you are just connected by a fucking optic fiber cable.

He has to go

dk. Are you a concerned citizen?

Turn him in
Marry him for citizenship

Those are your options

tell him:
>either you go tell them or i'll go
>you know it's a right thing to do

Report him to ICE. Be a patriot.

Can someone please tell me why people are so desperate to leave Mexico? Like what is happening that's so terrible? The violent crime rate is still lower than the US, and the Murder rate is steadily climbing down and the lowest its ever been, the median income is decent (highest of all Spanish speaking nations), decent universities,decent infrastructure, good food, beautiful women, breath taking scenery, low unemployment etc.

Why not just deal with the Cartels and poor fags that support them? Colombia did it, and they don't have half the resources that Mexico does.

I've traveled all over Mexico for work dozens of times, and I still have no idea why anyone would want to leave. We should just Annex Mexico.