In light of that Death Note movie, how would a bad American version of Fate/Stay Night look like?

In light of that Death Note movie, how would a bad American version of Fate/Stay Night look like?

honestly - its harder to imagine a good live action version of fate

>Saber is going to be played by a qt blonde actress
>Archer is going to be played by a black actor
>Shirou is also black
>Rin is hispanic

Arturia will be a transvestite wishing to be a female.

I mean, at least it would be consistent with Emiya Alter.

Honestly a Fate Zero adaption would work better or even just a spin off with the American Mage association, clock tower and the Church seeking the grail however they should have new servants outside of Hassan and not be strange fake. If they do I'd like:
Saber Charlemagne
Archer Orion
Caster Aleister Crowley
Lancer Longinus
Rider Hannibal
Berserker Nobunaga
Assassin Hassan i-Sabbah

Shirou would become an Irish kid in New York.

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who that

>how would a bad American version of Fate/Stay Night look like?

Saber

the 3d one...

Taylor swift

she's way too tall

Only if it includes Jackhammering.

This is hollywood we're talking about.
They don't care about height

who that

A shitty bitch, not worth knowing

>that ahoge

Just do a Fate/Zero adaptation and cast Emma Watson as Saber.

That'll get people to watch it.

It couldn't be worse than the source material, at the very least.

Fate is the kind of thing that Hollywood would unironically make a good adaptation of it. Or at least decent. In comparison with the UBW anime that's it.

We don't want to do it here user.
Go make your own fate hate thread

Why can't Shirou be the spanic?

They've already got Fassbender as Cu Chulainn.

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>Fate is the kind of thing that Hollywood would unironically make a good adaptation of it
it really isnt

if you thought UBW was bad for missing out character depth for CGI fights then you clearly haven't seen many recent movies- every character will be polished into a one dimensional caricature that even FGO will be disgusted by- plot points wont just be ignored, they will be actively changed to simplify the plot

>takes place in England
>Shirou is a black refugee
>Kotomine is a white blonde nationalist
>Saber falls in love with BBC

>Kotomine is played by Liam Neeson
>so is Saber

10/10 saved TM

>Fate/Stay Night VN Caster
>generic saturday morning cartoon witch villain, with the "twist" being that she's in love with her master
Even the Taiga Dojo made fun of her for being a dull character. It's not until F/HA that she becomes likable or interesting.

But yeah hollywood will probably like the idea of fem-arthur because of muh "women power".
But it's probably fun to see the shitstorms.

>Kotomine is played by Liam Neeson
I would watch the movie for this alone.

10/10

>Saber is a crusader-apologist who wants to use her wish so that the crusades never happened
>Shinji uses the bible to wipe his ass
>the entire population of Fuyuki is muslim (fantasy-muslims, of course. Not female-circumcision-muslims)
>Shirou stops and looks directly at the camera and says 'who are we to say that our culture is superior' at least 15 times during the movie
>Kotomine is a TV evangelist who summons Vlad the Impaler and attempts to wipe out all life
>Jeanne D'Arc shows up and whores herself to muslim men

Rotten Tomatoes will give it 145/100 and it will be hailed as a masterpiece of cultural communication.

>Saber Charlemagne
I want Charles Martel instead but Hollywood is too liberal for him.

>>Shirou stops and looks directly at the camera and says 'who are we to say that our culture is superior' at least 15 times during the movie

Oh this one pissed me off.
Fund it.

Get some help

it would look like regular fate/stay night

Would be nice if the Crusades had never happened. Constantinople wouldn't have fallen.

> VNautists shilling Medea this hard

she was a meh character until HA

fuck off Fai

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Way too tall to be Saber

>implying anyone bothers with the Hassan rule

> but I have to continue playing this meaningless ideal (just like Archer)

the creator of this pic (who is most likely Fai, considering his obsession with Medea) is reaching way too hard

>Kotomine is a white blonde nationalist
But who would Gilgamesh be in that case?

Fuck off they would, they would just take the general concept and turn it into Harry Potter meets Hunger Games.

>Fuck off they would, they would just take the general concept and turn it into Harry Potter meets Hunger Games.
Are you trying to imply Fate is anything more than that?

Idris Elba.

That looks so bad. Not even saying cause he is black, saying because that artist doesn't understand how to choose a palette, shade, or draw backgrounds. Really did he just use a burning tool to make stuff darker but not even bother on the gold parts, just plain lazy and ugly art

secondary pls go

And get Guy Ritchie to direct it.

id still hit it

Cgi like the hobbits

Can't make a good adaptation when the source material is shit.

Snu snu Saber

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

somebody please make this happen with taylor!

The beauty of fate is you don't need to adapt anything beyond the basic framework. People summon historical figures to duke it out for the holy grail is all you need, the rest is at the discretion of who ever is writing

Fuck that, what would a 4kids version of F/SN look like?

> Kuzuki's background story as a member of a murder cult is kept, but instead he's a foreigner so that Vinnie Jones can play him

>autists think left side is how a good story is written
Get a grip already all Fate is waifu garbage.

> The characters get aged up so they're at least college-age

>Kotomine/Gil as main villains and Shinji/Rider as midbosses, they are also evil for the lulz

>Archer is replaced with an actual historical figure to simplify the plot and lore

>Shirou/MC is still an autist

>Berserker is either a badly looking cgi monster or a regular human being

>Rin's character gets butchered and she just becomes the chick

>Shinji becomes slightly more competent

>At least two servants die offscreen to the bad guys

>saber isn't a little girl anymore
>the servant cast is replaced by burly guys with beards
>they make unsubtle references to their origins like a bunch of stereotypical fantasy dwarves

>saber keeps arguing with shirou that women can and should fight instead of men
That's how I see it.

Wow I almost fell asleep reading the summary for the western narrative imagine how boring and pretentious the actual book/movie/show is.

Maybe they'd finally fix the stupidity of the sword class being called "Saber".

Well, he draws characters better on his own time.

Other than that he was the artist for the Tsukihime manga.

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>Hollywood actually casting asians.

That's from F/HA not FSN, you mongoloid.

>Sasha Baron Cohen
I wonder...

it was in UBW as well

>tfw i have no idea who any of these people are

Have them create their own Fate story, instead of butchering FSN/Zero.
Surely it can't be any worse than Apocrypha.

I would have castes Kianu. Liam as Archer.

Read the VN.

JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO
RIN SE ACUESTA CON HOMBRES MAYOR POR DINERO
JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO

kinda wish that's how E-A would've appeared in-game as well

greyish-black instead of "HOL' UP U BE SAYING WE WUZ CANTER GARDIENZ N SHEEET"-black

>implying Hollywood will pass up the opportunity for casting an arab

honestly don't see what is this hate on Apocrypha
it's an entertaining flick, that isn't trying to be much more than that.

They would Gil as an Arab.

I can't imagine an adaptation of the main story being good, but they could pull off a good original Holy Grail War if they cared to.

>not casting a black Gil
WE WUZ KANGS OF HEROZ AND SHIET

>POC villain
hes going to be an old british guy

That slot will be reserved for Kirei. They'll change the story so that POC Gil would be terribly exploitated by an evil old white british catholic priest.

>American FSN
>The "Nine Bullets Revolver" is an actual revolver because 'murica

Who says they can't rewrite Gil into a good guy like Nasu has does in every work since FSN?

Probably pull some "Africa is the origin of the human civilization ergo the first hero is black and shit" while they're at it.

Kanshou and Byakuya guns are already a canon thing in Nasuverse though.

>Unlimited /k/ Works

It would be the worst fucking thing ever in all history. It would be set in USA, half the characters would be black including Hercules and Medea. King Arthur might be black. Zero asians in any role of course. Special effects would look like AIDS. Story would be rewritten in all the worst ways. Holy shit, just imagining it makes me feel sick.

Honestly Zero would work good as an HBO series set in an alternate timeline in the USA, But its gonna need a title change. I'm not so sure the producers want the average American audience finding its more "suggestive material" and I don't mean the OG F/SN.

>Surely it can't be any worse than Apocrypha.

Hold my beer
t: Hollywood

>Harry Potter meets Hunger Games

You just gave some executive somewhere an erection.

Idris Elba would play Saber.

Americans clearly have no idea how to adapt anime

Why not let Europeans give it a shot?

>I can't imagine an adaptation of the main story being good, but they could pull off a good original Holy Grail War if they cared to.

This is basically the best case scenario. It's REALLY impossible for Hollywood to adapt any of the existing stories properly, but they could potentially make a brand new one. Kind of like Strange Fake except actually American instead of pretend-American. Put in like one fan favorite character as a familiar face that people recognize (maybe just Seiba, she has fifteen clones already that they could use) and have the rest be original characters.

Or Waver.

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