/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YAAAS QUEEN SLAY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump w/state+local officials on school safety 2/22/18
youtu.be/ihVxKNtKPWA
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @CPAC 2018 2/22/18
youtu.be/NRP-wyNKW7Q
>Marion LePen @CPAC 2018 2/22/18
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>FL AG Bondi after meeting Pres Trump 2/22/18
youtu.be/sAhA5OhLJnA
>AG Sessions on Elder Fraud 2/22/18
c-span.org/video/?441543-1/
>AG Sessions Elder Fraud Roundtable 2/22/18
c-span.org/video/?441577-1/
>USDASec Perdue salutes Natl FFA Week 2/22/18
youtu.be/t6qJz3wh7Yo
>WH Press Brief (Raj/CEA Chair Hassett) 2/22/18
youtu.be/8oceXJtHCZw
>DoD Press Brief (Dana) 2/22/18
youtu.be/n0rkKsQ2W0M
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 2/22/18
youtu.be/ZR2vTUU8LAU
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania visits Children's INN @NIH 2/22/18
youtu.be/V6fB94nbEUk
>WH Video: 2nd Lady in Music Therapy 2/22/18
youtu.be/8JyY8TTjC1Q
>Pres Trump/EdSec Devos host students & teachers @WH 2/21/18
youtu.be/vKblXAikzEc
>Natl Space Council full meet 2/21/18
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>VP Pence @Natl Space Council meet 2/21/18
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>UN Amb Haley bitchslaps the UNSC some more 2/21/18
youtu.be/ahehSu3vqEA
>WH Video: Pres Trump awarding Medal of Valor 2/21/18
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>Press&Presidency (Sarah, some clinton stooge) 2/20/18
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I WAS PROMISED TWO GOOD LEWDS, JEW!

BETTER DELIVER THEM OR I WILL START THE GASSING AGAIN!

Ass or Tits?

major car rental conglomerate which operates three prominent national brands is ending its corporate relationship with the National Rifle Association, as backlash grows in the wake of the Parkland mass shooting.

Until Thursday, Enterprise Holdings, which operates Enterprise, Alamo, and National, had a partnership with the NRA to provide discounts to members of the gun lobby. The discounts were available to NRA members once they paid the $40 annual fee, and the companies wereamong the 22 corporationsoffering discounts and “five star savings” to the gun lobby’s members.

On Thursday, however, all three brands announced that they would be ending the program on March 26.

milk

Tits of course. Children need to be well fed after all.

Why doesn't Trump simply

I've never had okra, only seen it on a cooking show once. It was described as "slimy" not sure if I want food that's slimy

Go watch K-On and then watch S2 and cry like a bitch like I did at this scene.

Awoo!

>america

Its disgusting don't eat it

Awoo and such.

>a bump stock ban would wo-

Okra is good.
>t. Northerner that dated a girl with southerner parents

just crop the bitch on the right out for the love of god

I made a strawberry moose cake. do you want a slice my trumpling?

Just bought 2 hats. Why do they always ask you what your job is and who your employer is? They won't let you buy without filling it in so I just make up shit.

Fuck sweet things.

milk

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It's disgusting nigger food.

It's a campaign donation.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD THIS

RELEASE THE UFOS!

It's not slimy you literal nigger, or at least it's not if you eat it fried and breaded like we do in the south

Leftism and gay acceptance is killing our country especially the west where I'm from. People don't know how bad it is out here. California is insane with aids acceptance and even has "poz bars" where aids gays meet up. There is also so much misinformation about aids and hiv out here that they will have you believe it's no worse than herpes. California especially SF Bay Area literally puts out ad campaigns about anti discrimination against people with aids like "you wouldn't shun someone with the flu..." and my liberal group of friends always talked about how aids is the burden of the gay man and being a fucking try hard liberal I was I thought my little stunt would earn me some brownie points but they literally do not tell you how bad hiv/aids is out here. Before pol two years ago I was really bad. I went so far down the rabbit hole I convinced myself that I should succumb to a black bull and that AIDS was something of a burden that I should take on as a white man, like I could do something about it. So I let a nigger poz me up and now I will truly pay the price for my false beliefs. I do not have health insurance bc Obamacare so I am likely to get some kind of benign infection on the next few years that will kill me. I paid the toll I suppose. Our society is corrupted and wants you to think getting aids from n a black man is progressive

Fucking hell

>didn't use /our code/

Everyone sit up straight
CNN is here.

BAN ASSAULT FINGERS

JERRY MICULEK BTFO

o-okay..

Anyone else find this terrifying?

Its a moot point and (((they))) know it, user.

Its purely a ploy to grab soccer mom votes. If shit were to hit the fan, all bets are off, and it's known.

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>trump wants to ban video games

Redpill me on whether this is true or just fake news

Dark Chocolate is the only chocolate worth eating. Sweets a shit. SHIT. Now check my numbers.

I've watched loyal pedes struggle while supporting our great president and have never been so proud of a group before in my life.

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#MAGA

Are you ready for it?

>brain rot laughter
i mean maybe

Obligatory favorite yellow fever webm post

Hello I am a journalist from CNN and I would like to ask a few questions about the conspiracy theories being spread on this site.

It's actually illegal to lie about that, although for $100 you'll never get caught

The dumpfkin fears the McBrain

Please stop. I need to make white children. WHITE ones.

It's designed to lead to an eventual semiauto ban. It's a very, very, very dangerous road to go down for Second Amendment rights. I feel like POTUS is getting bad advice or he's just bluffing like DACA. I don't know yet.

Hope not. They tried that shit in the 90's.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand John McCain. The decisions he makes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the desisions he makes will go over a typical american's head.
There's also McCain's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
The democrats understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his decisions, to realize that they're not just smart- they say something deep about REPUBLICANS.
As a consequence people who dislike John McCain truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, his decision on voting against healthcare which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John McCain's genius unfolds itself.
What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a "McCain is our savior" tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

That will backfire. They're thinking they're "kicking dailystormer out of the web" but actually they're just
1) shedding (lets say) 30% of their potential customer base overnight
2) giving the NRA the "persecuted martyr" high ground.

I can already see the next NRA video, superimposing that CNN crowd cheering Rubio alluding to a total ban on semi auto with
> the anti gun forces are making their move, your participation is more important then even
> join the fight, join the NRA today

No thanks. We don't want any.

sent

How can we be of help, sir or madam?

fug
>just started killing bites
>haven't finished colours
>haven't finished arctic adventure
>trying to finished the young pope

reee

/poole/

Asians don't do anything for me at all. I don't even feel a tingle in my balls watching that webm. I'm such a fucking racist kek

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Egypt milkers must be great kek.

Is it just me or does Tay look like Sylvanas in this photo?

Sure. Also gas the kikes, race war now

DUDE WEED LMAO

Okra is good if well prepared and disgusting otherwise. Unless you are having not from someone who knows what they're doing just skip it altogether.

BASED

What's a grits?

No, just being a boomer who's afraid of anything more advanced than a rotary phone

Lol. Could rival Hildawg next.

Joe Pesci pls go

Unironically this but it's actually tasty so eat it.

I make little strawberry cakes coated with chocolate just warm enough to be at the melting point that hardens once it's coated. your numerals are weak.

Recently finished this. Really interesting read. Truly gives good insight into the inner workings of our president.
Would highly recommend checking it out. Here's an excerpt:
youtu.be/DxJQ5TxQ1uc

If you find a white egg donor, you can have white babies with your asian broodmare. Win/win.

TRUMP HAS ALL THE UFO FILES!
YET STILL HASN'T RELEASED THEM!!

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Get on my level. I also rewatch K-On a MINIMUM of once a year and spend $604 to have the same instrument as my waifu,

Wow it's the same strategy he used on DACA
>imb4 dems BTFO again and nothing happens

Yea that psycho is drunk on power.

obligatory funny guy post
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i used it. $80 after delivery etc.

i told them i suck cock for the DNC. anyone who would investigate or do anything about it is just a dumb cunt.

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The 2A is something you either defend or attack, this is not dealmaker time. TRUMP I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS DO NOT KEK OUT ON THE SECOND AMENDMENT

-uld make it more difficult, duh

Why do you lock your doors at night when someone could break a window if they really wanted to? The reason is you don't want make it easier than it already is

>against white chocolate
But why?

[kirby air ride - item bounce intensifies]

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Congress wont do shit. LMAOOOOOOOOOO

White chocolate is not chocolate my genuinely not white friend. Also it's too sweet.

Because it's not chocolate you utter mong. It's sweetened candle wax.

This. 2A is not a negotiable issue.

It's bullshit. Some pasta:

HE SUGGESTED A RATINGS SYSTEM, (which is still retarded, because ESRB exists) BUT HE DIDNT COME CLOSE TO SAYING THEY SHOULD BE BANNED

As a matter of fact he barely even touched the topic of vidya. All he said was
> its interesting, some people say it messes with young childrens minds
but then quickly took a detour down to
> And movies they rate R for sex but dont do anything about the violence, its pretty strange. Maybe they should revamp their rating system.
NOTHING about banning videogames. NOTHING OF THE SORT.

tl;dr
> THE MEDIA ARE LYING KIKES!! TRUMP SUGGESTED NO GOVERNMENTAL PRESSURE ON VIDYA OR MOVIES AT ALL
> ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE DIDNT EVEN HEAR HIS QUOTE...

>Sweets a shit
agree

>Dark Chocolate
homosexual

no. he just wants to try and sate the rabid left. he doesn't give a fuck and won't ban violent video games.

that's a good and bad thing

has no one else gotten their hands on this yearbook?

21?! What if you bought at 20? Is this a federal age? Bcs states have different ages.

>ESRB exists
Yeah, but ESRB is retarded and was made by kikes to protect kikes.

>states have different ages
Yeah, in Vermont it's 16 for any firearm.

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It should be lowered to 16. If you're old enough to drive a car which is way more powerful than any gun, you're old enough to own and operate a gun.

Hello I'm journalist from Yahoo News™, and I think your journalism is repugnant and can't corroborate shit.

it's fake news

wew right now

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