Why aren't you serving in your country's army, user? :3c

Why aren't you serving in your country's army, user? :3c
Nothing more patriotic than a military uniform uwu

because i dont wanna die fighting against my interests

I'd definitely get kicked out or repeatedly court-martialed for not doing what they tell me to do.

I did 8 years.
I'm good.
U.S. Army I still occasionally flip through my NCO guide for some quality life advice.

Thank you for your service to Israel

I couldn't because of past run ins with nigs at my high school

I don't want to be a literal minion for Israel.

Your antisemitism is not appreciated on our board.

Balls deep into that Boy pussy.

It's mandatory so I did, it was mostly great.

>Be the best Goy you can be.
>US Army

You know, I like the Swiss. You're the most rational and good natured people, but you fuck up those who try and fuck with you. I'm starting to realize why people trust you with their money. Also you guys skiing > snowboarding

user failed the physical.
Army wont take 400lbs retards.

Because a country should only rely on outside mercenaries. Citizens should never take up arms to fight for their own country.

You gonna die for rich people. Army is meme. Kill all deep state and there is peace.

gg weimerika no re

Imagine if that thing gets shot down over Syria and caught by Jihadis alive

Or worse

Russian mercenaries

>Why aren't you serving in your country's army, user?
Because I'm a White American, I don't have a country, just a Zionist Occupation Government and I'm not being a merc for kikes.

kys NIGGER

Bait

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>No german passport
>Germany sucks ass
>Type 1 diabetic

Well, I do. Serving these days actually.

>Won't join.
>Doesn't learn needed skills for the day of the rope.

I tried mate, pre existing PTSD and suicide attempts in childhood.

I just wanted to fuck like a rabbit in uniform to be honest.

>no german passport
>germany sucks ass

>german flag

kebab detected

>good natured people

In some cases but people here are really superficial and jealous/greedy. Behind your back, backstabbing. The Swiss are basically Jews who have no moral obligation to the religion.

Otherwise it's pretty awesome, people are generally not stupid and are very capable.