What happens after death?

What happens after death?

Are there any known people who actually died and came back?

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This is probably the most credible near-death/afterlife experience I've heard.
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John 11:11
Nothing, it's like sleeping without dream.

Credible source you got there

After-life is linked with religion if you look for something metaphysical... For the materialist only, well, it's just a body decaying. Game over.

Fuck man. Thousands of years and not one came back? I’ve watched people with “near death experiences” say they saw shit, but it could’ve been their brain fucking with them before they completely die.

How do you come back after your body has decayed?

I’m talking like maybe hours of death, like 1 or 2

Even in the Bible, Lazarus was resurrected and he did not talked about the "after". (John 11)

That's not death, that's being KO... or maybe a coma, it's not death.

It starts decaying right as you die which is called autolysis.

So no, that would not be possible.

No, like your heart stops and every organ stops, not coma; you’re still “alive” if you’re in a coma

>tfw today I joked about impregnating Marie and me being the father of jesus
Am I going to hell lads?

Fuck. Guess we’ll never know

You either become a ghost or your Reborn reincarnated so that means some of you people might be black

>tfw literally never met a single Christian in my life and i'm not baptized or anything but not even I would make such a joke

You're a goner.

Not if you're repentant, sincerely

I was clinically dead for five minutes.
It's overrated.

I feel like that would suck just as much as if there was nothing there. Having no recollection of the past life you lived completely defeats the point of living in the first place

Where did you go?

What happened?

Any documents of proof?

Welcome to atheism, in a sad way.

Cicada 3301

He has all your secrets

The sad fact of the matter is all we can say with any degree of certainty is we really don't know.

But as humans that are self-aware we can choose. We can have hope. And faith.

Or not. Its up to YOU.

You have no recollection of you being a baby/small child either, but it still served a purpose as it got you to where you are today. You could view ghost/reincarnation in the same way.

I was a potato during the Irish Great Famine.

AMA

You all come back... just to be shoved back in to another meat body.
Don't go in to the light, you ARE the light.

You're living it for you now, you reincarnate

>Are there any known people who actually died and came back?
Yeah boi. Heaven is pretty boring, it's just god moral fagging us.

Not if the brain is completely inactive for like more than 5 minutes m8(I am high balling here). Nobody ever came back from that.

Quit quoting the bible you retard. It's a fictional book written by shitskins thousands of years ago. I'm not even an atheist either

Sounds a lot like a DMT trip described in The Spirit Molecule

>What happens after death?

You tell me.

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The natives of the Amazon use ayahuasca to contact the other side, they have been doing it for 10,000 years.
Practitioners of ayahuasa often use said tea to accompany the souls of loved ones to the spirit realm.

The folklore behind it is quite interesting and smoking DMT is not the way to go. It is an irresponsible and inappropriate way to use this majestic substance. One should never cut corners, it cheapens the experience.

is that before or after they flay children alive

The native peoples of the amazon basin are not cannibals nor are they warrior societies.

You can educate yourself by reading the diaries of the first missionaries that contacted said tribes.

Furthermore, the tribes that use ayahuasca were easily converted to Christianity.
The religion known as Santo-Daime incorporates the use of Ayahuasca with the teachings of Jesus.

Same thing with the Hurons vs the Mohawks.

I like you

arigato gozaimas

Usually you are reincarnated into that which you mocked most while alive

fuck I will be manlet dyel pajeet

1. Ghosts. So many motherfuckers have died since the dawn of time, you'd literally be like ghost sardines standing inside one another listening to a neverending cacaphony of unintelligible babbling, crying,moaning. EVERYWHERE ON THE PLANET.
2. Reincarnation. More motherfuckers now then ever. That pretty much eliminates that shit.
3.Joining some weird, incomprehensible energy thingamajig like in my chinese cartoons. Plausible.
4.Heaven/Hell lol are you fucking kidding me? GTFO
5.Time dilation. Should you die naturally, slowly and not with a severe blow to the head, maybe you experience eternity in that few seconds as your brain winks out. More than likely, possible.
6. Hop to a different universe or something, relive your shitty life forever with tiny changes. Plausible.
7. Remember before you were born? It's that. 100percent correct.

fuck off now. You're young. Once you're older, you give less and less of a shit. You have pain, your family is all dead, you take care of others at your own expense, give up all you have for others happiness. You welcome the sweet release of death.

Only Christ our LORD

the void, the sooner you come to terms with it the more you can enjoy life

You either return to God or you're trapped in the cycle of life