Semen Retention

Semen Retention

>step beyond no fap

>become the ubermensch

I’m telling you guys. I’m 60 days into #NoCum and I feel amazing. I’m lifting more than I’ve ever lifted in my life. Everywhere I go I’m every man’s bro and I’m every woman’s crush.
When I look in the mirror there’s a definite change to how I look. I’m 29 years old and lately I’ve been complimented on how young I look numerous times. That’s never happened before.

Yeah yeah I now you guys need your Cummies. Next time you’re sitting up late tryin to find the perfect futanari clip to cum to and drain your body of its precious energies and bodily fluids— remember me sitting here with my legs spread to yield way to the girth of my massive balls. I’m sitting here as God’s beloved, a being that is an amazing specimen of a man and I’m crushing it in every part of my life. I don’t get any pussy but some guys have sex without cumming in order to achieve no cum with a partner.
But seriously give this shit a try. My wife hates me but it’s fine she’s fat and ugly.

Semen retention is one of the final redpills. Hard to do. I went over 100 days last year. I did notice that after a while, the benefits don't seem to stack anymore and you reach a plateau. That's just me though, not sure how others experience it.

>wife is fat and ugly

You already lost the game, dumby.

Do you edge or have sex during this?

>OP summed up
No GF to drain his balls.

I don’t edge by masturbating but I’ve had sex without cumming.

Sex without cumming is a bit weird at first but once you program yourself to be able to end sex without ejaculating it gets easier and more enjoyable

How do you do this without getting blueballs and a painful prostate?

No, what is happening is you are so unattracted to your wife that you can't bring yourself to climax, and since now you're a sexless eunuch you've rationalized that nofap is making you stronger, when in reality you're just super horny with pent up aggressiveness.

Boy howdy don’t i know it. On top of that she’s incredibly unpleasant to be around. But this post isn’t so much about that as it is about my and your sexual organs

No cum will make you powerful
I have no doubt hat most of history’s most successful men were nocummers

More pics of the dog?

I don’t feel super aggressive or non sexual. I have morning wood that seemingly last forever every day.

The sexual arousal doesn’t feel unpleasant or in need of outlet it just feels energizing.

>But seriously give this shit a try. My wife hates me but it’s fine she’s fat and ugly.
I don't know why this shit made my sides implode

L E W D O G G I E

t. Welshman

>ah, i see you're a man of culture as well
Come on how many came to the thread because the doggo you fucks.

The furry fanny is oddly arousing. The face on the beauty beckons and yet is innocent

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are you thinking about getting a divorce?
fat ugly unpleasant - seems horrible

lmao this guy's wife notices he never cums around her and knows she is unappealing to him. Dude will be alone and out of his weird confidence thing and back into a depression when she leaves him in a year or two.

>cuckolds are forbidden to cum by their mistresses

Getting some practice eh?

Yes, its like an hairy orphan child

Yes
We have three kids under 4 years old and a farm I would lose in a divorce and thus my way of making a living.
I just imagine what sort of creature their future step dad could be and I shudder

>My wife hates me but it’s fine she’s fat and ugly

Why did you merry her!? Unless she has a lot of money or was not fat and ugly when you tied the knot I don’t get why would of you decide to live with her.

I suspect one will leave the other soon, and heads up, the reason she's a bitchzilla rex is because she hates herself, not you.

Nice on the no cum part
>wife is fat and ugly
ouch

You're right bro. I'm trying my best

>Sex without cumming because of Sup Forums pseudoscience

Enjoy your prostate cancer

this.

Not having release increases the chances to get cancer near the genitals area, erectile dysfunction, shirking balls/penis, no replacement of the semen damage the quality of the semen causing it to degenerate.

It's okay to jerk off.

People make fun of nofap but they're too enslaved to pussy to do it. Casual sex fags BTFO

She's cheating on you

She was not fat and ugly when we married. I feel her quick succession of birth after birth after birth wrecked her body and her mind.
I’m understanding of this and thankful for the children.
However I’m not going to allow her destroy my life with her behavior. I can tolerate the fat it’s just the character that creates the fat that’s intolerable and gross

These are really helpful when starting up just throw away the key and you'll have to find bolt cutters in a moment of weakness before you give in.

I tried and failed numerous times over the years I’m on a good streak this time though

force her to go on a diet, goy
use your #nofap power to do this
change every meal in the house to meat

>hoarding cum
fuck that i want another kid, i'm spraying it into the wife as often as i can now

That’s a good idea. I’ve got myself and the kids on a keto diet. She eats most of what I cook but she loads up on ice cream every night. I should work on my persuasive skills to get her to stop.

My wife is only a 7 with huge tits, if I dont wack it every 3 days ill rape her.

That’s the only permissible reason to cum

30 days nofap and i feel great. sometimes temptation appears but then i remmber what the nofap calendar says "the mind will try to trick you" and then my will helps me.

>keto
Enjoy your no gains faggot. Get on the snake diet, fasting. You need the quick simple carbs for exploding through heavy lifting workouts. The trick is to get into ketosis by fasting. Fast two days, eat and workout one.

kek, keto diet get you gains, just need to up the protein proportion.

Daily reminder ancient Olympic athletes and wrestlers didn't eat vegetables and grain and just eat meat when they bulk up for the competition

Can confirm. Once you get that far you begin to feel like a god among men.

I could be into this
I’ve done keto plenty of times before but this time I’m eating fucking spoonfuls of coconut oil and drinking lots of soup broth and I’m making gains and looking great
But when I’m bulking my lifts always progress faster but I’m more prone to injuries zits and napping
Maybe there’s a happy medium
225 bench
150 OHP
415 squat
425 DL
Idk why my dl is so low

>as often as i can
You have a problem telling her to get in the bedroom?

I've been no cum for years, fuck anyone who says you're shit gunna rot you piss it out regularly, sometimes I give it a few milking strokes to make sure it's all out when I see it in the toilet. I have a partner and she fucking loves the stamina since I control myself.

Nice
How do you feel semen retention has improved your life?
Do the benefits stop stacking or does this amazing feeling become your new normal?

By pacing yourself. Blueballs are alleviated by proper hydration, and if your prostate hurts from prolonged erection, you already have a prostate issue. In that case, a proper prostate massage is in order.

Either you can do that yourself, or the doctor will do it for you if you visit a physician, just saying. To prevent that from happening after the first "treatment", do rigorous kegels.

I would disagree. Getting to enjoy the climax is a part of sex. That's seems bad, to train yourself to not even enjoy sex. That's nofap gone too far. You want to train yourself that porn is bad, not train yourself that being aroused is bad.

>three kids under 4 years old
>expects anyone to think he isn't a retard

Where is Canada in this thread?

It’s just about conserving yourself. The body uses the best blood and costly nutrients to make semen. When you’re not constantly sacrificing your finest elements to jizzing it only makes sense you’ll use those resources for other betterment.

They’re all white, what have you done?

well cmon bro, you can complain that your wife is fat & unpleasant then, with 3 kids under 4 you just gotta push through

Uhhhh what are twins

that feel when you are an incel and proud

I’m trying thanks ausbro

>Getting to enjoy the climax is a part of sex.
>Flag
Yep, that's us all right. Since we're mutilated, the only enjoyable part of sex we know of is climaxing, because otherwise our dick feels about as good as an elbow

>says you're shit gunna rot you piss
is this english?

Not doing autistic redditshit like nofap.

>>But seriously give this shit a try. My wife hates me but it’s fine she’s fat and ugly.
RU me? read up some mantak chia mufuggahs!

lol
lmao

hehehehe

After 2 weeks of nofap I get super horny and think about sex all the time. I end up having a wet dream anyway, then I have to wipe myself off and change pajamas.

I'd rather stick to jerking off once a day and maintain a clear head.

>Don't ejaculate when you have sex, have a dr finger your butthole instead!

No wonder you closet faggots are into tranny porn

More than half the time I don't blow after fucking. Hard to blow unless I'm absolutely slamming away at it myself.

But you're cucking yourself out of some good time you could be doing other things with, and the ultimate clearness in the head.
If your sex drive is so rampant then wear a diaper lol.

how much did you stroke it when you weren't on the nofap, sometimes i dont wank for a week just because im not thinking about it sometimes even two weeks. literally feel no different

i dont get the nofap thing
also what the point of having sex if you dont cum? that sounds like some sort of torture/cuckery

The only semen you retain is the semen niggers deposit in your colon every day

im still a virgin if i fuck my ass too

She sounds like she's depressed. Maybe because you're not fucking her and are bulking up. She probably thinks you're cheating on her.

VERY IMPORTANT: day before nofap, fap as many times as possible. This will prevent the low libido during nofap

>1 year no fap
>rip doors off hinges with bare hands
>impregnate women just by walking past them

Ew

>Everywhere I go I’m every man’s bro and I’m every woman’s crush
Had to stop reading, the cringe is unbearable.

Stay with the kids until they're 18 faggot. Half the reason there is so many fucked up people these days is because they are raised by single mothers.

I have a wife AND a live in girlfriend. I fuck 4 times a week at least. No can do bro.

After 100 days of nofap you will notice any fat from your body disappear.
After 200 days you will have strong muscle definition with no exercise needed.
After 300 days your mind is crystal clear and you will have amazing recollection of the past.
After 400 days you will begin to notice strange changes in your body. You will be able to grip onto items and hold them to your fingertips. For example holding a basketball upside down with one finger.
After 500 days you will begin to feel that things will happen before they do. You will turn around and look before a car honks it's horn or reacting instantly to dropping items.
After 600 days you will be able to climb any surface with bare hands. You will also notice you are insanely strong despite never lifting weights. You accidentally bend metal without meaning to.
After 700 days you have complete ability to see the future seconds ahead of time. You accidentally answer people's questions before they finish.
After 1000 days you are a real life super hero with newspaper editors hunting for your pictures.

I wouldn’t leave my kids Jesus fucking Christ I’m not a nigger

I mean it’s possible to care for your children and be divorced, right?

>then wear a diaper lol.

>implying he's not a diaperfag and that it won't make things much worse.

Right? all those dudes getting their dicks wet don't know what they're missing out on.

>le ebin (((prostate cancer))) meme
>yes goy, waste your seed
butt seriously, has anyone here looked into sexual alchemy? I was reading a few pieces of literature on the subject 2 years ago but I don't remember who the author was

You're a fag

>I’m 29 years old and lately I’ve been complimented on how young I look numerous times
Holy crap this happened to me too.

I've been doing nocum for 2018 and I've noticed some differences. First, I'm more angry. I've also lost my libido and my erectile dysfunction hasn't changed much. Also, I've pretty much lost all interest in women. However, I have started noticing men more and having these strange fantasies involving other men.

Str8r than u fag faggison

Hopefully it’s fantasies of going fishing and not getting shit rammed up your urethra

Idk guys seem more attractive to me now. I think I might be turning prison gay.

Do you have kids? If not, you should bail Asap. Before you get into lifetime alimony territory.

How has this post not been deleted and OP banned? You can't get anymore off topic than this. Take this shit back to /fit/ faggot.

Semen is political, faggot.

This concerns you too piggo

Probably mantak chia

kys paleface

Nigel, you're not in Canada.

So I can jerk it just dont blow my load?

why do you push ass cancer so hard and post your male or female dog in a "womany" position?
>be a successful weight lifting chad like me and also a dog fucker with ass cancer
kys. absolutely disgusting picture. i hadnt clicked it. didnt wanna see too many details. didnt want people to say hahaha he doesnt even know its gender. big old dog vagina and "suggestive" photo. KYS

I haven’t cum in 80+ days. Since Dec 3 to be exact. I am quite proud of this. Also I definitely feel way better than when I was fapping to porn. Cocksuckers will say it’s just a meme or you get prostate cancer lmao straight losers

lol wut?

Nofap is good because it teaches you self discipline and control. But your test doesn’t actually go up a lot. It’s more diet and lifestyle that affect this.