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First for buying cryptocurrencies and not paying tax

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add a .

How not pay tax?

i can just go to this shithole if i want to be surronding by fags and trannies

there's no t in /polgb/

Do you sound as bent as that southern faggot on the vocaroo?

t.

>Renationalise services fucking when?

I’m sick of paying stupid money for bloomin’ train

Question for the bongs: What is an "off license" and "newsagent" exactly?

Not to mention the prices of stamps are jumping 2 FUCKING PENCE

Money grabbing cunts.

I am captain Eddie
And I am the captain of the grand sloop KIA
And it is my solemn aim to destroy anonymongs, animenonces and settlercucks alike
Wherever they may stand!
And wherever they may cower!

off licence is a liqour store
newsagents sell newspapers/maganzines and sweets and such

Thanks, bro.

You're a Germanic piggy and a larger

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larper*

>Off licence
Dodgy paki shop that you don’t really get to know, just use it for the “cheap” booze.
>Newsagent
Based paki shop who you can have a bit of banter with when you buy ya paper, bread and milk.

You never buy anything more from them unless it’s an emergency like you’re making a roast and have run out of taters and can’t be fucked to go Tesco. Buying snacks is sometimes acceptable too depending on his price.

Reminder that gif related is literally Eddy

Get on train, costs £29 for return
Get on plane and go Majorca, £15 return

So, the fucking pakis can be useful for something. I learn something new every day.

They’re useful for essentials only. The shit that you’d need everyday, but has a short shelf life. It’s not worth wasting your petrol to pop down to Tesco when you can pay darpreets inflated prices for a load of bread and have the convenience of not wasting 45 minutes in the supermarket.

Pakis are good for the purchase of limes and spices

>Renationalise the Royal Mail

Fucking yes please mate.
I’m already paid over the odds for an average of 35 hours a week, but with the governments money behind it again.

30 hour weeks at £700 you can count me in ya cunt.

The Guvment are taking ouah organs wi'out any consent! Fookin' good like, what sotta nuttah cares where his organs are aftir he's deed like?

>user gets paid more
>I still don’t get my parcel

I take it back lads

OI M8 I WAS GOING DOWN TO THE PAKI SHOP TO BUY SOME CRISPS AND I GOT KNIFED BY A CHAV

There is no "you" after death. What remains may as well be a humanoid-looking Papier-mâché creation

Don't forget

>user takes your birthday money

>no adverse incentives created
>if the queen or the current fashionable grime rapper needs a body part you have and all the doctors need to do is cheekily remove a tube from you to kill you, they will definitely not do it

>implements organ-harvesting law
>Number of medial-incompetence deaths suddenly rise
>This won't be investigated

Best thing for you, sunbeam. Consider it a win.

>implying the public services can be better run than private ones

Make sure to return you Online Porn Application Form to your local government official by 31st April. Include a passport photos, list of websites you wish to *ahem* use, political orientation and service charge of £69.99.

>Still get the occasional Christmas card posted back in December come through
>75% of the time it’s been opened

Nah mate mail centre gets there before me. I just haggle to do 1 hours overtime for 3 hours pay.

sounds like scouser

It was on the good ship kia
By christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a snek in bed
With eddie sucking its benis

It's illegal under eu law.

Good thing we’re no longer part of that shitter

Morning Eddie. What's the plaahn for today?

The absolute state of outer/pol/.

Nationalise trains and services.
Profit for shareholders is killing us financially.

£5a week can give water to an african village for a month, yet I pay £40 a month for ancient infrastructure water.

Faggots are almost as bad as trannies

>we're no longer a part of EU law
This is the level of brainlet that inhabits this board

Make a staahnd against them!

Why do you guys put dumpster bins outside the front of the restaurant. Real appetizing to smell garbage on the way in. Do brits not have back lots or alleys?

As much as you are a Germanic piggy, I have to concur.

>Just cashed out 14.9k in cash, literally bundles of beautiful crisp notes and smash, it goes straight into my safe
>Mfw 460~ Eth trade volume since March
>Only declared about 10k total

Who here /tax dodger/? Fucking lavvvvley.

Cryptocurrency is the future, fellas. Even IF they nabbed me for it, I'd go to jail (maybe, probably not) and come out even richer since all of my investments would have appreciated over time. Hahahhahh

did you read the whitepaper?

14.9k
You could buy a mighty grand ship with that many doubloons.

2pbtid now. Just woke up and needed to have a banging shit. My apologies lad.

>Eddy on his new ship

What is phone posting

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>our bobsleigh team is more black than englands football team
wtf

I hate the IRA

Eddy, you're Irish.

please guys. don't be like this. i hope you all watch this and have a change of heart on your biggotry.

youtube.com/watch?v=HF1MsXvry6A
youtube.com/watch?v=HF1MsXvry6A

I know. I'm just messing around because you sounded a bit like Jerry Adams when you said "stand" on your vocaroo.

>"Fookin pakis. Wish they'd fuck off back to pakistan. Can't wait until the race war starts!"
>*buys freddos every day from Mohammed and sons newsagents*

I'm of no state.
NO I DON'T RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

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i luv u ngubu
ples make bal go bak of da net!
luv mo salah too
i'd be a muslamic 4 u!

A Briton who lived 10,000 years ago had dark brown skin and blue eyes. At least, that’s what dozens of news stories published this month – including our own – stated as fact. But one of the geneticists who performed the research says the conclusion is less certain, and according to others we are not even close to knowing the skin colour of any ancient human.

The skeleton of Cheddar Man was discovered in 1903 in a cave in south-east England where it had lain for 10,000 years.

Until a few weeks ago, he had always been depicted with pale skin. This makes some sense, given that people living at northern latitudes often have paler skins. The explanation may be that it allows more of the weak northerly sunlight into their skin, so they can make enough vitamin D. And it seems our species reached Europe 30,000 years before Cheddar Man lived, so his ancestors would have had plenty of time to evolve paler skins.

But the new DNA analysis suggests that Cheddar Man may have had dark skin. Most news stories said his skin was “dark to black”.

Giveaway genes

To show this, researchers including Susan Walsh at Indiana University–Purdue University Indianapolis read Cheddar Man’s DNA. Walsh had helped develop a model that attempts to predict someone’s eye, hair and skin pigmentation solely from their DNA, and the team applied this model to Cheddar Man.

The most recent version of the model was published in May 2017. It focuses on 36 spots in 16 genes, all linked to skin colour.

To test it, Walsh and her colleagues took genetic data from over 1400 people, mainly from Europe and the US but also some from Africa and Papua New Guinea. The team used part of the data to “train” their model on how skin colour and the 36 DNA markers are linked. They then used the rest of the data to test how well the model could predict skin colour from DNA alone. The model correctly identified who had “light” skin or “dark-black” skin, with a small margin of error.

When Walsh and her colleagues applied the model to Cheddar Man, they concluded his skin colour fell between “dark” and “dark to black”.

Not so sure

The research was first announced by press release, to coincide with the release of a TV documentary. It has now been posted to a preprint server.

Walsh stresses that the study doesn’t conclusively demonstrate Cheddar Man had dark to black skin. We cannot place such confidence in the DNA analysis, she says. For one thing, Cheddar Man’s DNA has degraded over the last 10,000 years.

“It’s not a simple statement of ‘this person was dark-skinned’,” says Walsh. “It is his most probable profile, based on current research.”

In fact, we are not ready to predict the skin colour of prehistoric people just from their genes, says Brenna Henn at Stony Brook University, New York. That’s because the genetics of skin pigmentation turn out to be more complex than thought.

Too many genes

In November 2017, Henn and her colleagues published a paper exploring the genetics of skin pigmentation in populations indigenous to southern Africa – where skin colour varies more than many people appreciate. Just weeks before, a group led by Sarah Tishkoff at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia had published a paper on the genetics of skin pigmentation in people from eastern and southern Africa.

“The conclusions were really the same,” says Henn. “Known skin pigmentation genes, discovered primarily in East Asian and European populations, don’t explain the variation in skin pigmentation in African populations. The idea that there are really only about 15 genes underlying skin pigmentation isn’t correct.”

It now seems likely that many other genes affect skin colour. We don’t know how.

If we are still learning about the link between genes and skin pigmentation in living populations, we can’t yet predict the skin colour of prehistoric people, says Henn.

This debate may seem of little practical importance – although the idea that Cheddar Man was dark-skinned generated enormous public interest. However, we need to know the limitations of this sort of genetic technology.

Police could one day plug DNA from a crime scene into one of these models to determine what a suspect looks like. Walsh’s model might succeed at this in the US, says Henn, because it was trained on DNA from people with similar ancestry to North Americans. But it may well fail elsewhere.

Henn’s team has tested an older model that aimed to predict skin colour from DNA. When they put it to work among southern African populations, “it literally predicted that people with the darkest skins would have the lightest skin”

newscientist.com/article/2161867-ancient-dark-skinned-briton-cheddar-man-find-may-not-be-true/

youtu.be/vaD5n6rnc-4

LUV ME FOOTY A DO FAKIN LUVELY

>memeflagging
>tripfagging
>>I
sage

please guys, dont be like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0

Is that Cameron speaking at the end? That's probably the SJW tactic I hate the most, taking something 'totally mean and insensitive:((' a politician said and making it into a fucking hashtag to push their agenda. Fuck these 'people'

I care deeply. These people need to return home because they're the core of the economy of their home nation. If the workforce keeps bleeding off, it will only make the countries they left even worse.

Furthermore, they're dying trying to cross the Mediterranean. The only responsible way to prevent these deaths is to remove all incentive to make the crossing (i.e. by dropping any who illegally enter Europe back at their point of origin and disabling their craft).

youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q

The DoT has already responded.

wite tea, gregg pasty nd a wite cuntreeee!

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IMAGINE THERE'S NO PAKIS...

>(Shortened Version)
>6:22

wots a pentagon? Fokin toff POOFTA tarquin souferner wit' ya big wurds n at

Hopefully never.
Privatisation of railway infrastructure when?

youtu.be/ta0jB5BcP5E
White boys
White girls
White power over world

uve got a gud voice. U shuld go on tha' XFACTOR yea

warosu.org/biz/thread/3206809

Why haven't you bought your own bunker yet lads?

Is this stormzy bloke a hypocrite?
‘Yo, Theresa May, where’s the money for Grenfell'

He's got the money, why doesn't he put them up in his flat.

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>A man who vowed he would carry out a terrorist attack by ploughing a car into a group of white people and going on a knife rampage was spared jail yesterday.
>Ruzykhan Sayadi, of Southfield Park, Bartlemas Close, Oxford, had denied one count of causing racially aggravated intentional harassment, alarm or distress.
>During his trial, which was held at Oxford Crown Court between January 24 and 26 this year, the jury took seven hours and one minute to find Sayadi guilty by a majority verdict.
>As he was sentenced, the court was told the 23-year old asylum seeker from Afghanistan had accrued a long-standing debt problem.
>Sayadi was given a community order for 18 months to include a rehabilitation activity requirement for 20 days and participation in the Resolve programme.

oxfordmail.co.uk/news/yourtown/oxford/16042977.Man_who_threatened_to_carry_out_terror_attack_on_white_people_avoids_jail/

but their life is in immediate danger user. children and womyn aren't safe because of war. this war is caused by men both in their own countries and men in our governments with their insane foreign oil wars. We have a moral obligation to let these vulnerable refugees into the country and to look after them (including have sex with them).

youtube.com/watch?v=eS9cxqWyGKI
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to further clarify: we have a moral obligation to have sex with refugees if they decide to rape us.

He looks like a paki Owen jones

SUQQADIQUE CUNT SLAGS OFF ISLAM

>long version
>watching a white nig nog grab his crotch

OWEN JONES SUCKS PAKI DICK

australia looks pretty comfy and friendly. should I emigrate there?

>majority verdict

Oxford is stuffed with middle class leftists and nig lovers

Where are the Muslim suicide bombers in Tokyo, or Beijing? Hmm

ARE YOU A CUNT?

he chose a terrible song there
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eating in one of these shops or kebab shops or any paki owned establishment ever.

disgusting

I WILL NOT CONTINUE TO DISCUSS YOUR CUNTAGE ABILITIES UNTIL YOU DROP YOUR MEME FLAG FAGGOTRY

> MEME FLAG CUNT EXPECTS PEOPLE TO TREAT HIM LIKE A HUMAN BEING

answer my question, jerk
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