How is it that 2D women are better than 3D women, but 3D pets are still way cuter than 2D pets?

How is it that 2D women are better than 3D women, but 3D pets are still way cuter than 2D pets?

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holy shit ur right

rly maeks u think, hhuh?

Look at this fucking inquisitive tomato. Thinks she's so smart.

Show us your pussy then.

Except you can't grab 2D babes by the pussy.

Grab them by the onahole!

is this a maki thread?

It's YOUR thread, you can do as you please

It's my thread now.

3D pet

2D pets are voiced by creepy pseudo-furry voice actors pretending to be an animal

And 2D girls are voiced by creepy JAV actors pretending to be genki Idol leaders

I get a really nice erection almost every time I bet a dog or cat for more than a couple minutes, but I've never got an erection from a 2D pet. Checkmate, 3D pet-hater.

>creepy JAV idols

Uehara Ai is NOT creepy.

I don't know man, there's something about that smile that unnerves me

I bet you haven't seen her ultimate suck scene

Anime can't into doggos.

I never thought about that, but its true

>every dog I had absolutely hated baths and had to be held down so they wouldn't jump out of the tub and run dripping all over the house
>sometimes it didn't work and they escaped
What is this dude's secret? does he get his dog high before bathtime or something?

RED ROCKET

xD wut

It's a matter of custom, you just dropped the ball on your dog education.

Awhile ago, this video was on youtube, and all the comments were "red rocket". dailymotion.com/video/xwc9hr

Because they don't put attention into them and/or probably never owned an animal in their lives, thus you end up with animu doggos that have QUALITY animation and voice acting, making them fall into a kind of uncanny valley.

I'm pretty sure it's a South Park reference.

What kind of pet would maki get?

just put a collar on nico and she'd be happy

Maki is a beautiful cinnamon roll. Too perfect for this world, too pure.

Because you can get a 3D pet.

Nico

dELEt

Really made me think, cats & dogs in anime are annoying af.

2D > 3D because they aren't so needy and emotional, look better than about 99% of real women, hentai & ecchi caters to just about every fetish out there so you get that afterfap feeling of not needing a gf tenfold

Why don't they get a library of animal sounds? This is something beyond my comprehension.