How is your parliament going btw?

How is your parliament going btw?

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>BE
>Trot
Aren't they more just generic left than any current in particular?

Our ruling party is center right supposedly
And its a member of socialist international
That should tell you all about our spectrum of politics

>parliament
house might either get a slight or a large democrat majority if recent elections are anything to go by
the senate might go evenly split between the dems and the republicans or nothing changes and the conservatives keep their slight majority

in other words, nothing really will change.
dems might have a slight bit of more leverage in the lower house but that's it
expect more shitflinging from trump towards the house and vice versa

right has 46%
left is divided but agree on most topics so the new president will have to compromise on practically everything because the right doesn't hold a majority

Republicans will win everything and you know it shitlib

>Trotskyism
>10%
WTAF? How's this even real?

7 left wing and “right wing” party’s working together to shoot down the conservatist party but still claims to hate each other.

I read about Portuguese politics last week. Great to see it has strong left parties :) I like Portugal now

>And its a member of socialist international
Beeing member of the SI means shit. Its more of a traditional club of "once somewhat left parties and movments". I don't even know if they use the SI for anything, communication or organisation.

Basically both our parties agree on an aggressively militant foreign policy, and support of globalized capitalism

The only difference between the two is on social issues. The democrats are SJWs, and the republicans have essentially always been alt-right (even before the term existed)

Incompetent as usual.

Hence why the fucking Progressive Alliance has become a thing. I fucking hate the bastards. And yeah, Mexicos leading party has fuck all to do with socialism.

From the largest:
PiS - socially conservative, kinda lefty economically.
PO - mostly liberals.
Kukiz15 - random angry guys led by a musician.
Nowoczesna - same as Democratic Party in the US.
PSl - corrupted peasants.
We have no pure left parties in Sejm currently but 2 biggest are:
SLD - socially conservative socialists.
Razem - gay socialists

Federal gov is like this

Government is a strong party, the labour party. has a large support from the people I'd say. Lefty as fuck.
Opposition, well I guess you could say it's made by two parties (if you consider a deranged couple a party)
That's the Democratic party. The Nationalist Party, which is the actual opposition, you could say is fucked.
Their new leader doesn't seem to be the leader and they're divided as fuck. They're supposed to be centre-right.

Only gonna bother with the relevant and semi-relevant ones

>Law and Justice
national bolsheviks. Would say they're corrupt but other than offending feefees of half the country they haven't done anything wrong.

>Civic Platform
"its-been-two-years-and-we-still-havent-formed-anything-resembling-an-actual-opposition" the party.
They're mainstream "default" pro-european liberal (in the original sense, not the twisted ameriturd definition. Corrupt-as-fuck.

>Kukiz'15
bunch of literally whos formed by Kukiz - a punk rock musician

>.Modern
Civic Platform with a different brand. Comparable to the US democratic party.

Wow, so many seats, lol.

>And its a member of socialist international
There are tonnes of right-wing members of SI, it's some left over bullshit from anti-colonial days,

>There are tonnes of right-wing members of SI
like?

another pic that better visualises it

It's part of our wewuzism.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_parliament_(expression)

Fucking shit from 1982 to eternity

he has a majority so he has free reign to do whatever he wants including break ethics laws and no one can do anything about it

ГEPБ is the big right wing ruling with the nationalists
БCП are the reds, they're the big opposition party
ДПC are minorities and turbo-corruption

results.cik.bg/pi2017/rezultati/index.html
here are the results from the last election, shitters under 4% get no seats

Right-wing parties:

> PP
Government party, probably the most corrupted party in the First World. They enjoy the support of brainded Catholicucks and people who like to be robbed.

> PNV
Basque nationalists. They don't care about much but getting gibs and tax cuts. They used to be prominent in media during the ETA terrorism years.

Centrists:

> Ciudadanos
Chicago school neoliberals. They are PP's allies in economic policy and want to destroy the welfare state. They started as a Catalan anti-separatist party but eventually grew to become Spain's main market liberal party. They enjoy support among Spanish middle-class nationalists who feel good about themselves for not voting PP, and workers who hate workers' rights.

> PdeCat
Catalan nationalist party. Their ideology is summarised as: GIB CATALAN INDEPENDENCE REEEEEE. They formed when the former Catalan nationalist party in power, CiU, split up into a separatist camp (core of the PdeCat party) and an anti-separatist camp (which descended into irrelevance). CiU was the most corrupted Spanish party per capita when it existed.

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The lefties are pissed as fuck at Trudeau for lying to them about electoral reform. Next election they will go back to voting NDP or Green and he could end up with a minority government.

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Left:

> PSOE
Aka Treason: The Party. Technically their name is "Spanish Socialist Workers' Party" but they are as Socialist and Working as a NEET Sup Forums janitor. They ran the country for 13 years in the 80s-90s, when they betrayed EVERY SINGLE campaign promise they had supposedly stood for, and then for 7 years in the 21st century, when they made sure that the economic crisis would wreck Spain 200 times harder than it should. They are an absolute failure at governance, charisma, economics and international relations. They enjoy support from impoverished regions where they rule and people live on subsidies. Coincidentally those are the regions with the worst unemployment and education statistics, do the math. Since there is no way to get those rednecks to vote them out of these regions, PSOE corruption is legendary and goes unpunished.

> BNG
Galician nationalist party. You don't hear about them much.

> ERC
Left-wing Catalan pro-independence party. They used to have a social programme, nowadays they care about one thing only and this is Catalonia's independence. They are the most committed Catalan separatists.

> Podemos
SJW party with all kinds of members and voters, from hardline commies to disgruntled PSOE ex-members and ex-voters. Created after the May 2011 #occupy protests. Their candidates won the municipal elections in a lot of important cities, including the three largest ones (Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia). They are chaotic, their programme is changing constantly and they tend to join every SJW cause under the sun - refugees, feminism, squatters, LGBTAWOIUQWERPOIAJDF, etc. Mass media is scared of them because they are seen as a Venezuelan/Iranian mole to destabilise Europe. Which they might very well be.

> CUP
Catalan anarchist party. They make like 8% of the vote but 95% of the news in Catalonia. Their members are known for internet trolling and irl stunts. Basically they are Sup Forums in anarchist form.

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> IU
Traditional commies. They were important in the 80s and 90s but they have been losing votes steadily until the point they are a big joke now. Lately they are joining Podemos in elections which has caused them to lose EVEN MORE votes. They are only supported by old redneck commies who fought in the civil war, people who have absolutely no idea about economics, culture or politics, delusional virgin loser pinkos such as myself, and people who unironically want a Communist tyranny with a paranoid secret service like Cuba or the former DDR.

It's WIP now and no one knows what will come out of it. But worst-case scenario (endorsed by president) is coalition of "Radical centrists" supported by nationalists and communists.

The big one is the Chamber of Deputies, the smaller one is the Senate.
>Red
Liberi e Uguali (LeU) - progressives, pro-Europe, pro-migrants, pro-LGBT. Recently split from PD and are technically at the opposition, because the PD was not lefty enough
>Orange
Partito Democratico (PD) - Main party of the ruling coalition, your typical Left-wing party, with some centrist currents inside it.
>Dark blue
Alternativa Popolare (AP) - Centre/centre-right party, socially conservative, supporting the ruling coalition. Many of them split from Forza Italia after the elections in 2013, in order to support the centre-left government. They do not support the LGBT-friendly policies of the government, though. Currently pro-europe
>Yellow
Five Star Movement (M5S) - against the system, against corruption, against anything that doesn't come from them. Their ideas range from sensible to pants-on-head retarded, depending on the day of the week, and they change sides with the same frequency.
>Light blue
Forza Italia - Berlusconi, 'nuff said
>Green
Lega Nord - formerly separatist party for the northern part of the country, now against Europe, against immigration, against taxes. Allied with Berlusconi in the past and future elections
>Bright blue
Brothers of Italy - right wing, national conservative party with pro-welfare policies, but only for straight, full blooded Italian families who uphold the good ole' values. Successor of the successor of the successor of the Fascist Party.
>Fuchsia
Autonomist parties (Senate-only) - coalition of parties representing the minorities in Italy (Frenchs, Germans, Slovenes etc.). Currently supporting the government.
>Gray
Mixed group of member of parliament who for a reason or another left other groups or parties in the parliament; or life-appointed senators.
>Other colours
mostly centrist, christian-democratic parties

main parties
>Labour: hard-left, nationalisation, hard socialism
>Conservatives: centre-left, anti-conservatism, anti-localism, pro-surveillance, pro-censorship
>Liberal Democrats: left, socialism-lite, pro-gay, anti-family, ultra Europhiles
>UKIP: libertarian right, populism, localism, actual conservatism, eurosceptic
minor parties
>BNP: hard left nationalist party, protectionism, racism
>Respect: pro-fundamentalist islam, anti-israel, anti-west, pro-jihad, pro-terrorism
>English Democrats: "English nationalism", mainly made up of people for whom the BNP is too sophisticated
>Greens: far-left, environmentalism, progressivism, anti-nuclear, anti-war, anti-GMO, anti-fracking, basically anti-reliable energy
>Liberty GB: libertarian, right, eurosceptic, anti-islam, pro-Churchill
regional parties
>Plaid Cymru: hard left, pro-Welsh language (forcing it on road signs, in schools, etc)
>SNP: failing to get Scottish independence, hard left, centralising powers in Scotland, getting English taxpayer's money and denying it
>DUP: right, religious unionism
>UUP: centre-right, unionism, moderate conservatism
>TUV: right-wing, unionist, conservative, anti-power sharing, eurosceptic
>Sinn Fein: ex-terrorists, far-left, Romantic-era Irish nationalism combined with militant Roman Catholicism, wants of a 32-county Gaelic-speaking Catholic socialist agricultural republic
>SDLP: hard left socialists, Irish nationalists

why berlusconi has so few people? will he be elected again?

>why berlusconi has so few people?
Lost a bit of support after the whole fuckup in mid-2011. Also a new electoral law gave a huge bonus to whatever party managed to get more than 40% votes.
He can't run for office since he was convicted for tax fraud, but he still leads his party.

>Trotskyism
>10%
holy dooley

Did you accidentally use the wrong flag or are you somehow a left wing monarchist?

Distribution since the September election:

>Linke ("left"): classic left, economically restrictive, socially liberal and solidaric, sometimes with surprisingly conservative-looking anti-globalism views
>Grüne ("greens"): so-called greens, like all greens in the world they're ideologically driven and ruin everything they touch, even environmental policies, also they're the biggest cultural marxists in parliament
>SPD (social democrats): used to be the classic worker's center party, but about ten years ago when they were in charge they sold out to neoliberal corporate interests and have been bleeding voters ever since
>CDU (christian democrats, called CSU in Bavaria): used to be the classic conservative center party, but nowadays they don't stand for any solid convictions and will follow any agenda that preserves their power
>FDP (liberals): used to be the classic liberals, but a while ago they blatantly sold out to neoliberal corporate interests and got voted out of parliament after the 2008 financial crisis, returned now claiming to have reformed themselves but the neoliberal image sticks
>AfD ("alternatives"): new-right reactionary party, neoconservative, hugely polemic, borderline nationalistic, everyone else is immensely buttmad about them and they've dragged down the level of political discourse but they're still slowly gaining voters because of how disappointed people are with everyone else

They're yet to form an operating government coalition. The CDU worked with the SPD in the previous term and the SPD announced that they were absolutely abused during that time and will go into opposition this time, so then the CDU tried to form a coalition with the greens and the FDP which expectedly went bust because of the starkly opposing positions, and now the CDU is trying to talk the SPD into another coalition, and everyone already knows that it'd completely burn up the SPD.

Comparison to the previous term. Both the CDU and SPD have lost 20% of their seats, the FDP have re-entered parliament and the AfD have first entered parliament. The supposed election winners desperately have to fight for working coalitions. Our political landscape is in major turmoil right now.

>life-appointed senators

sorry what

Korwin is not in Parliament ?

>Law and Justice
>national bolsheviks

just stop it Janusz, or i`ll invite you to Smolensk

>conservative-looking anti-globalism

well huh

>SPD (social democrats): used to be the classic worker's center party

FAK U

> mfw you don't know what are party and democracy and how they work

Each President of the Republic has the power to appoint up to 5 senators for life during the course of his 7-year term. They're usually chosen among important artists, scientists, or other important and impartial public personas.
And most of them are often very old when appointed, so that they effectively last for a decade at most.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senator_for_life#Italy

korwin is a big meme, the most he ever get was 4,76%

Lucky you

pretty good. the two brown seats on the left are from the Sup Forums approved party. they’re the second biggest party in the polls right now and they’re based as fuck. we recently had an entire discussion about racerealism in our country because of them.

leading party is HDZ, typical euro cuckservative, also lot's of former commies. They are in coalition with HNS who are "progressive". Also they would sell their mother for a bit of power.
For now main opposition party is SDP, social democrats, continuation of communist party. Nothing much about them, especially with their new leader, he's kinda autistic. Živi Zid is meme party and third strongest, they want to leave EU NATO UN and all organizations with capital letters. They fight for the poor and smell like poop. And then you have MOST, some people say that they are controlled by Opus Dei. But in reality they just shit on everebody and want free market etc. Rest is irrelevant, well maybe Pametno who cirlejerk around themselves thinking they are intelectuals and MB365, a party of Zagreb mayor, no real purpouse in that party besides being Godfather to every person in Zagreb and Herzegovina

I FORGOT ABOUT SERBS AND GYPSIES, they have party and affirmative action seats. They just enter coalition with anybody for gibs.

>why berlusconi has so few people?
Because for years, the pro-europeist forces did anything they could to destroy his image and reputation (not really a hard job, I have to admit), in order to drive people's attention away from their real enemies (i.e.: UE, USA, neoliberism and globalism).
Berlusconi's job in the whole agenda was precisely that of being a giant living red-herring.

I know that he is a meme, but i thought that he was kinda relevant since he's in European parliament

nope, only some kids are voting for him