Corporate politics and work stories

>be me
>recently graduated college w/ a business degree
>working at a top cosmetics company, corporate arm

>I'm the only male in my department
>all my coworkers (female) come in 1-2 hours late
>they sit down and browse the web, shopping for clothes/makeup, sit glued to their phones, and talk/gossip about pointless female shit until lunchtime comes
>they go buy some over-priced vegan or whatever the trendy meme food/diet is currently
>continue browsing online for clothing and shit
>meeting at 2pm
>starts productively for the first minute and then all they do is gossip about the other women in different departments
>nothing ever gets done
>they get an email from a higher up and they fuss about having actually doing work
>wait until last minute and then try to fake flirt with me and get me to do it
>as soon as 5:00pm hits they all run out the door


Share your stories, lads.

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how'd you do fellow lads?

They have lives unlike you OP, future office shooter

are their periods synced?

Fucking hell look at that brapper, imagine the sounds those cheeks make when she let's rip

Sounds totally like the better choice.

>Work at storage
>All the women are good at recieving and giving bants
>Can loudly play "neue Deutsche welle" and other german marching songs
>1 guy handed out leaflets about muslims before the election
>Everyone has a strong work ethic, except 2 older guys
>Every meeting we have with the corporate, they get reminded that they are not better than us and they get taken down a peg
>The supervisors dont give a shit as long as you do what is expected, and youre not doing anything unhealthy

The pay is also pretty good, I am earning 20 - 28 USD, depending on the shift.

>be chemical engineering student
>visit oil refinery
>5 hours of presentations in the morning
>some woman talks about how they appreciate diversity
>other woman talks about safety
>"I don't even let my kids go down the stairs without holding the rail anymore"
>"I can't even go down the stairs in the dark anymore at home"
>after lunch we're taken on a tour around the plant
>recently graduated male engineer takes us round the plant and tells us some stories about dumb workers
>when the office building is out of sight he doesn't bother about safety rules at all
>In the evening there's a walking dinner
>at table with female director of plant and junior safety engineer
> safety battle commences
> "I wear a reflicting vest on my bike at all times"
> "I always tell the workers not to jump on their bikes"
> you can't jump on your bike?
> Turns out that they have a protocol for getting on your bike
> You have to grab the steer with both hands
> lift leg over bike
> sit on saddle
> push peddle
> lift other leg

It's like this in all mayor companies, most oil companies are pretty soft on the diversity but insane on the safety. Polymer companie was heavier on the diversity shit than the safety shit. The reason is dumb low wage workers. They ignore safety warnings and get killed doing dumb shit

>other woman talks about safety
which came first, the chicken or the egg?

>be greenhouse harvest manager
>graduated in it but being inside getting fat made me depressed
>know a lot about pcs, servers, networking etc
>we are having a new harvest registration installed (pic related)
>its by a company called hortimax
>they deliver the shit a week before harvest starts
>a single installer shows up
>Abdul.exe
>hello abdul, welcome, here is the coffee, here is the delivered shit, get to it
>for four days we see him pulling wires
>four fucking days
>our greenhouse is only 1500m2 (17.000sqft)
>he finally wires everything up on the last day (friday) before the weekend
>nothing works
>all the screens are green, the cables are hanging everywhere
>he also fucked up our wifi
>boss is pissed off
>abdul fucks off for the weekend
>monday is the beginning of the bell pepper season
>we are fucked with sauce on top
>i take a look at the system
>its literally ethernet cables and some terminals
>perfectly documented
>i tell my boss ill try my best to fix it
>if i cant, ill work up some excel sheets to register everything manually
>tell my gf ill be busy all weekend
>i start fixing it 8am in the morning
>the sandnigger fucked up ALL the RJ45 connectors
>i am done at 3pm

>boss calls hortimax and tells them how i fixed it in five hours
>boss didnt tell hortimax i have bachelor in it
>topkek.jpg
>abdul fired
>i got a 119 euro raise
>all because abdul didnt know how to use a crimp tool

Can't you complain to HR about lack of diversity?
Get some of them fired for she-pajeets or she-hadjis.
Sure, your job will be at stake - unless you have that thing from higher up to do.

>Can't you complain to HR about lack of diversity?
If you are a white male then HR is your enemy.

Yes, but he's the only one actually doing any work, and whamyn - be they as they are- won't allow for him to go, or they are next.

Savages deserved it
It is also very much overstated
Guy who came up with 10million is the founder of mother jones feminist magazine and a kike

*slap*

It sounds like they have a sweet gig and you’re big mad about it because you actually believed the lie of the wage slave that hard work is important or a virtue.

Achmed electricians such big time, even as cleaners they suck.
At my two latest workplaces they often needed two Achmeds to do the work of one Swedish cleaner.
They have problem doing simple tasks as filling up the paper towel boxes correctly.
I mean how hard can it be?
They fill them up with to many paper-towels so they get squeezed and hard to pull out.

Work on your storytelling skills bro.

I've only been at my current job for 6 months, but my boss there is female. I've already walked into her office and caught her on Facebook multiple times. This last time she immediately switched tabs to a News site, as if that was somehow relevant to our work.
I was literally just hired so that she could heap all of her responsibilities on me and then sit in her office and browse social media all day. At least I like what I do.

>dumb low wage workers. They ignore safety warnings and get killed doing dumb shit

Can confirm. Gf works reviewing medical claims and it's 99.9% Mexicans putting their hands into machinery.

Is it true that a Swedish cleaner makes like 18 euro?

>be me
>registered nurse
>work in hospital
>almost all women
>most are friendly
>90% all get along, help each other a lot
>everyone likes me

It seems the type of women who become nurses are different than the types who go into corporate meme jobs. The biggest problem with them is many female nurses have difficulty thinking outside the box or quickly understanding why something is the way it is with a patient.

>Can confirm. Gf works reviewing medical claims and it's 99.9% Mexicans putting their hands into machinery.
Niggers and sand niggers in mechanical workshops are a nightmare. They brake basically every safety rule, never clean up properly, steal things, and use the wrong speeds for cutting and turning.

>Work in a warehouse
>Women there are cocky as fuck and think they run things
>They treat male employees like tools
>Myself and the other males usually talk about guy things (sex, guns, cars, sports)
>Turns out I am the only gun owner in the warehouse
>Somehow this information has seeped into the women's ears but they cannot confirm
>Most of them hate the evil AR and talk about leftist politics
>Realize one old nig supervisor knows because she is suddenly nice to me and very respectful

You man a day?

>be software engineer
>work at a company that started diversity meme 2 years ago
>female coworkers
>not even cute ones
>they do jackshit
>either do everything alone or let the projecta fail
>chose the latter because fuck diversity
>she goons blame it on me
>be fired
>be hired by a competitor
>a few months ago I heard the news
>Women Co is bankrupt
>my boss calls me for something important
>he wants to hire some of the staff from my previous place
>tell him how important diversity is and how it is not something we should do
>he catches on
>'okay, user. I will interview them a couple of times to catch the competitor's attention'
>sabotage underway
>mfw I became a jew

Who is dis cute ass? Name?

Seriously? Isn't the minimum wage like 15 euros an hour over there?

is this CP?

No, its because you are some of the few males they have and they don't want to lose you. I have the same experience where I work because my job is 75% women (mostly cashiers). The rest of us are warehouse workers and truck drivers. Our female manager likes men because we aren't bitchy or complain.

common sense != jew

well played

Bravo

Using biological weapons against competitors is a jewy thing to do

Mabey if you have been doing for 15 years and have negotiated a better pay

12 euros per hour is practically minimum wage in sweden, everything is unionized and your pay depends on your union

But if your working full time you get out 1800 euros a month on minimum wage

According to lonestatistik.se/loner.asp/yrke/Stadare-1216
The medium salary for a cleaner with is about 18.708 kr ( 1 869,68) a month.
Of course this varies a bit depending on the region, and that salary doesn't apply for all the illegals working at Pizzerias etc.

Before taxes ofc

>But if your working full time you get out 1800 euros a month on minimum wage
Oh my God dude, I wish the Sup Forums meme about you not having borders were real, I'd be there in a heartbeat.

Fug benis

I was thinking the same thing. I don’t think it counts as pornography because there’s no nudity but it does appear to be sexualizing a child...

I honestly can’t relate to sexual attraction to minors. I feel an instinctive revulsion.

Nice

Just get a passport and a plane ticket to Sweden, then just don't leave.

Well there is a reason why everyone wants to come here user, its not like people flock here because its a shit hole

>It's like this in all mayor companie
try Tihange

We know women are useless outside of homemaking. What's your point op?

Women are generally lazier, stupider and more bitchy at workplaces.
They often seek excuses to start fights, back stab each other, talk crap about each other and blame their own mistakes on their male colleges.

I'm an rn on a general surgical floor, one of 2 men, and the backstabbing and discourtesy is insane. Could because I work in a shitty hospital, usually have 8-9 patients and a tech about 2/3s the time. I do get treated better by the other nurses than they treat each other

Why do shills still this thot

Bitch we deport Afghanis (although alot of debate to let them all stay because muh eviuhl poppy fields) his ass would be gone as fast as his visa was up

BUT I SEE DOCTORS, ENGINEERS AND LAWYERS!!!!!

using weapons against enemies is a straight up thing to do

GG keep fucking whamyn over

Big things are in store for you, m'lad.

That's typical for most western countries. That minimum wage is a bit higher than here, but the only people that tend to work minimum wage jobs are teenagers, violent felons/child molesters, and retirees.

That's basically normal office behavior, OP.

There really isn't any actual economic need for most people to do work anymore, but the (((elite))) insist on maintaining the 20th century paradigm of corporate employment, because it keeps people passive and distracted.

>work in software development
>all male office
>have loads of fun together and no stupid politics

Have any tips? I'm in high school RN and am thinking of pursuing a business degree.

>work ass off at job
>job finds out i have epilepsy
>3 weeks later I'm laid off because they don't need me anymore
That's pretty much been my work history for the past 5 years
>take legal actchun
Thank God Florida is a right to fire state! God forbid an employee has any rights to keep a job when he was just trained for 2 weeks unpaid basically wasting his time.

If you're going business make sure you join a frat. Being successful in business later in life is entirely dependent on the connections you have.

Go to Europe, you don't seem well suited to enjoy freedom.

> mfw when I became a jew
Top fucking kek my boy

You might have hit the jackpot if you play this right......

That's before taxes?

I actually make 1800 after taxes. It feels like nothing sometimes.

You know that many of them are extremely skilled Kebab technicians.

I don't think it's a deliberate policy

But I am convinced at most 20% of the population is suitable for office work.

Humans did not evolve to do mentally challenging work every day.
We evolved to work on a field most of the time.
Only a tiny portion can be productive in an office, rest if just filler.

>treating employees like shit because of a disability is freedom
kek God forbid I want to work, I could be at home making 1200 a month and 250+ in EBT yet I still would rather work than be a leech even though I have a disability that can leave me stuck at home because I may lose my license.

Remember taxes and living costs are different. Wages align to these things, generally.

I think so, its not alot imo, pretty good minimum wage tho

I would take it over pennies a day in a Pakistani sweatshop thats for sure

>That's before taxes?
>I actually make 1800 after taxes. It feels like nothing sometimes.
Yes that's before taxes.

is there anything more painful to go through as the fake flirt? Might as well just tell me im ugly and what they want me to do for them before i say no

I have the right not to hire you. Your sense of entitlement leads me to believe you're a leftist cunt.

>But I am convinced at most 20% of the population is suitable for office work.
If include the female part of the 80% that aren't suited I definitely agree with you.

>be me
>Storeman for veggie storeroom
>Daily task inclu hand pick veggie for orders
>There is a single mom in our team
>Shes in charge of checking veggie quality and quantity only
>still get to make mistake, a lot
>always shit talks about other woman in other teams
>she try to flirt with a thai delivery driver some times
>that said thai is gay
>our team leader have some family matter so he take 3 weeks holiday to go home
>I become the temporary leader
>one day the other mental challenged mate call in sick
>just me and her
>work as usual for her but triple for me
>she decide to take a break
>not big deal
>went to break for more than half hour
>ask her to get back to work
>she chimp out and decide to ragequit or some sort
>oh fucking great
>she dint show up for 4 days
>Only tard and me now, but best work days ever
>no mistake made, customer is surprise too
>she decide to come back on day 5, and the boss let her back
>and I just get called from boss asking about why is there a mistake again
>I still don't know how she get this job

>I could be at home making 1200 a month and 250+ in EBT

Just be a waiter/waitress. If you're not a complete sperg and are at least decent looking, you'll make far more than that easily in tips.

This, the Rwandan Genocide is fake, too.

That's not even the point I'm trying to make you illiterate fuck. The right to FIRE is firing me because of a medical disability I have no control over having. I've been siezure free for almost two years so it should have zero influence on my employment. Whenever I get found out an employer will request proof and I will supply it. It's just a coincidence that I happen to be let go after they figure this out? I bust my ass come in before everyone and leave after everyone yet I get fired over a disability and your response is "lol ur a lefty".

>and I just get called from boss asking about why is there a mistake again
>>I still don't know how she get this job
You know that mistakes are only for the female part of the population, men aren't allowed to make mistakes and must take all the blame whenever one happens and especially the blame for the mistakes made by women.

If you wasn't ugly you'd be fucking them by now.

>Humans did not evolve to do mentally challenging work every day.
Office work has to be the opposite of "mentally challenging" user. It's absolutely skill-less work.

You try running a produce farm, rotating crops and making a profit while maintaining healthy plants, timing things right and harvesting correctly.

Yeah, but this time both the tard and her fuck up.
For unknown reasons the tard decide to take one item from the other and left it somewhere, and she dint check the order before handed it to the delivery.
And yet Im the one getting call by boss, such is my privilege.

Too fucking bad, goddamn. I don't have any obligation to retain an employee you entitled cunt. You can't force me to pay you to work for me when you're a liability you feminist whackjob.

A better option for you is go work the red light district in Netherlands and suck some dick.

>be aussie firefighter
>cunts take "diversity" to the absolute extreme
currently pushing 50/50 male/female workplace
>cant recruit enough women because 90% of them cannot lift or raise a 30kg ladder
>brigade actually considers removing our extendable ladders of all appliances so the waman dont have to lift...
this is not a joke or exaggeration! this was genuinely considered and had to be fought vigorously by union and serving firefighters.

>they go buy some over-priced vegan or whatever the trendy meme food/diet is currently
faggot detected
veganism is one of the hardest redpills to swallow

>Yeah, but this time both the tard and her fuck up.
>For unknown reasons the tard decide to take one item from the other and left it somewhere, and she dint check the order before handed it to the delivery.
>And yet Im the one getting call by boss, such is my privilege.
If it will make you feel any better she is mostly likely busy talking crap about you behind your back especially to the boss.

Neue Deutsche Welle - marching song? NDW is shitty german 80s music

What are your duties? Some jobs you can't be an epileptic, like a pilot or crane operator.

Also, don't listen to that NEET Sup Forumssmoker. He doesn't have a job.

>veganism is one of the hardest redpills to swallow
vegan food is one of the hardest things to swallow

oof the edge

Legally I'm not a liability if I'm siezure free for more than a year, but hey everyone on Sup Forums is a neurologist now. Hiring someone and firing them because of something they have zero control over, and has zero impact on their work shouldn't be grounds for firing you edgy child. Do you even work? Do you have bills and medical expenses? did you have to pay for your father's funeral two months ago with next to no money because no one will keep you? I bust my ass like any other hard working tax paying American and you just sit there behind your screen acting tough because he has no problems at the moment. You're an absolute disgrace to the American people for ridiculing someone who could easily be a leech on the system for wanting to help the system by being productive.

>I don't have any obligation to retain an employee you entitled cunt.
lol, you don't even have a job, much less an "employee". Stop speaking in the first person.

Nah it's stpeach

Ok maybe that was a bit harsh. Whatever line of work you're in may not be suited for you. There are people who appreciate that kind of work ethic and jobs where your disability isn't a problem.

>work for huge company
>it's all about diversity and inclusion
>we constantly hire useless illiterate immigrants to fill quotes
>then we replace them with qualified citizens or they do just enough to not get fired but just piss off our clients who can't communicate with them or get anything done
>get hired
>hire class of almost 30 people
>i am literally the only one born here
>no one has any experience in the field
>no one has their necessary credentials
>no one speaks english as a first language
>i have my degree, my license to practice, and two years of experience
>side note: informed of my "white male privilege"
>laugh at what's about to happen
>training goes by for months, all of them come to me for help because they can't read
>work starts and we are assigned to our various locations
>they start dropping like flies
>endless complaints from customers who are frustrated trying to speak to these people
>year goes by
>most have left or been fired
>i've been promoted twice
>laugh
>another year goes by
>there are now 5 of us left
>3 guys have been promoted
>2 women remain in their entry level position
>i've switched locations a few times
>story's all the same
>"all the men work at the top"
>women are always late, always slacking, always looking for cushy jobs in the organization because "i dont want the stress of meeting targets."
>they do shit all to try to find other jobs, just complain while half assing it
>get promoted to senior level
>new location
>i work exclusively with men who have the language skills and credentials necessary to do the job
>there's one woman (for diversity) who leaves half an hour early every day and is by far the worst producer
>3 women work there as well
>they're all secretaries
>pretty much everyone is white except for a couple of whitewashed asian guys
>"white male privilege"

And that's how everything I knew was confirmed beyond the shadow of any doubt.

I don't think you understand. Neither one of us has control over your liability. Sorry.

>You can't force me to pay you to work for me when you're a liability you feminist whackjob.

In America, it's every man for himself. "Why should I pay for a guy who's not useful to me?"
In Europe, we understood that you're going to be paying for him no matter what.

Either pay him by giving him a job, pay him by being taxed so the state can give him a job (or just neetbux), or pay by being taxed so the state can give someone else a job to imprison him.

Source?

Ohhhhh that suckkkkkkk
If he decide to fire me than I guess I will find job at his rival company this time.
At least the tard apologized for being a tard again.

...

I've had 9 jobs in the past 4 years it's pretty much a string of retail, food service, lawn care, and once in a warehouse really liked that job.

>Why should I pay for a guy who's not useful to me?"
Exactly. I don't see the problem here. Weeds out the weak people.

Just stop having epilepsy silly.

>fruit is hard to swallow

I wish I can work at all man workplace.
It is one thing if we got eye candy to flirt with, but it is one thing to work with woman.