Post your waifu and have someone else tell why she is trash

OP starts with his love

Please don't fuck animals

She nice doggo though

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Please don't fuck retards

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She's a crazy bitch who can't express her emotions properly she was perfect with long hair but her old self came back and ruined it

Pic related is the perfect waifu

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>Please don't fuck animals
I could say the same thing to you.

my waifu for the next crusade

All of your waifu's pale in comparison to mine

Faggot.

>All of your waifu's pale in comparison to mine
He says as he posts a girl who is literally #FFFFFF

cock hungry autist
retard
see above
slut
edgy
dead
inadequate armor
(male)

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Please be as harsh as possible.

Her eating habits aren't a problem. I finally have someone to test my cooking recipes on

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Worst sonic character.

Why not make a thread to compliment other people's waifus instead?

cause people hate complimenting others

cause anons are tsunderes

this is not fucking fair
i can't talk shit about perfection you fucking goof

Yeah thats six F's that stand for Fuckable. What's your waifu's color scheme?

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Origami is a good waifu though.

Couldn't find any flaws, she's perfect

This one is better

Like going out with a man. She blows her load once and becomes a limp meatbag.

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>Liking retards

Edgy, femdomfag pandering cardboard cutout.

They exist. They attract all of the worst attention-seeking retards all trying to talk over each other about how their waifu is so wonderful.

Perfection incarnate.

Is that bad? Waifus are for loving, not insulting.

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Generic loli

Disgusting bird-legs (delicious as fuck ass tho)

Be nice to her

Melons are not a good replacement for personality.

LMAO EXPLOSIONS!

I love her!

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Her boyfriend becomes a garbageman.

fapbait
>knife ears

Your waifu is closer to a bug than mine is.

She is a cannibal

Say something cute about her instead!

Please be gentle

no personality
>retard
ugly
crazy
>m-muh explosions
slut
mega slut
boring

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too edgy

Fuck you she's perfect

Is not Mami Kawada.

Why would I subject myself to that?

Bitch
Retard
Idiot
Slut
Crazy
Dead
Hyper-slut
Faggot
Edgy slut
Useless
Lesbian
Used goods
Literally a hooker
Defective goods
Lesbian
Damaged goods
Miku ripoff
Bland slut
Degenerate abomination
Defective slut
Giga-slut
Brain problems
Literal slut
Lowlife
Ugly
Nasty
Generic slut
Pedobait
Furryslut
Midget slut

I was gonna answer, but then the page updated and showed up.

lets get this over with

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Fuck me up, friend.

I'm curious. What were you gonna answer with?

>still liking boatshit in this current era

Lesbian

Seasonalfaggot

She has a husband: me

Sometimes it's nice to see what other people think about your waifu, even if it's only the negatives. I believe that even things like that can help you understand her better. Although I might be biased because nobody ever read her series.

Wow, friend, I didn't know you were me.

Sorry pal, she's the mother of our two children.

I get it. Because love might blind you to some of her faults? I understand because no one else has read her series here too.

But, friend, how do have two children when the only one that has ever had delicious, hot, and passionate coitus with her is me? While gazing into each other's eyes and holding hands in missionary position of course. It must've been with some other woman.

gimme

too old

leggo

Too sexy

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Very, very, very, very, very, very, very talkative.

If that's your waifu, you'd be, in quite the literal sense, a homosexual. Not that there's too much wrong with that for such a sexy piece of ass. But you'd be a homosexual nonetheless.

Just a little bit on the dumb side.

Hit me

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Dumb, but other than that pretty good

Hit me

She'd probably throw up blood everywhere in the middle of sex.

You cant have sex with a god.

I don't think her being a god is the problem there.

You people need to up your tastes

Waifus aren't a matter of taste, they're a matter of love.

it hurts me to have to put such a little piece of heaven just os y'all can get a giggle out of moking this sweet princess
but nonetheless, she's been through worse, she can handle it.

>purposefully letting your loved ones be insulted
None of you truly love your waifus

Mentally retarded shit girl from shit show.

user pls take that back u r making me sad

according to who

According to someone's who doesn't go out of their way to hear their waifus her insulted

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*get insulted

My waifu won't appreciate my shit English

I am black, so what you're about to mention is actually a plus

i can't be the only one who thinks ursula>chariot
c'mon now look at that face

Well, that's one way of seeing it.
They don't really mean their insults. Anons are just tsundere.
Also, their 'insults' couldn't be more generic.

My waifu is literally perfect, so there really isn't anything you can say against her that is objective.

Literally perfect. I love you, Ayumu-Chan!

pickled daikon eyebrows