USA crushes Sweden

Team USA utterly destroyed Sweden in the gold medal match in curling.

How will Sweden ever recover from this humiliation?

GG mutts.

We'll see you again soon.

I assume they'll have to smooth out their hair?

USA USA USA

>curling
I thought this was a women only "sport".

Another victory for America

Sweep the leg, Johnny!

By race mixing at a higher rate. That will show us!

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We would have won if the jews hadn't stabbed us in the back

OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kek.

The leaf is mad because we dominate at their own game.

Anyone got a VOD/link?

Chugging brown cock is how they cope with everything these days.

>curling
What the fuck is this snownigger bowling? Is this how leafs and svens play horseshoes? I've never in my life seen this "sport" played outside of the Olympics.

bullying little sweden lol, you americans need every victory you can get.

>Beating Sweden at their own game
If were not careful we will become cuckolds

Suck on that, Sweden!

We did it as a team building activity at my previous job once.

It's surprisingly easy.

I think it's mostly played by old people.
So any young people pretty much automatically qualify for the Olympics.

Ivanka was in attendance.
You know she was moist as hell watching our athletes crush cuckoldry once and for all.

>ywn get to choose between a gold medal and nursing from Ivanka for 10 minutes

>Ywn skullfuck her while wearing nothing but a maga hat and a pair of socks featuring the american flag

False dilemma.

These stallions could easily bring home the gold while swinging off Ivanka's funbags.

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Hockey!!

ohhh no :(

Holding the Olympics in gookland was a mistake. I unironically love curling and I didn't get to see a single match this Olympics because I actually am employed.

No more Olympics outside of North American or European countries.

>nhl being bastards
Hockey doesn't count this year and we all know it.

this this and this

Were these uniforms deliberately designed to look like Donald Trump's golfing outfits?

Those look like some handsome and skilled guys.

You have to wear slacks and a collared shirt in curling. Sometimes they even wear sport coats.

Yes.
They're designed to look like winners.

>curling
cancer: the olympic sport
official sport of shitlibs and cucks everywhere