>Cosmo polled over 700 of our female readers with one simple question >"what's more attractive: a man who does small poops or large poops?" >surprisingly woman prefer men who do large to very large poops >"it tells me he is a healthy alpha male, there's something primal about it"
>tldr if you aren't dropping 12 inch logs every few hours you aren't a real man and she will leave you
Jack Ward
good news
Gavin Cox
I mean if woman want to display how primitive and tiny their minds are, they go for it and do so on all levels of communication.
Gabriel Gonzalez
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Nolan Moore
I look forward to showing women my poo to impress them.
Isaiah Rivera
How the fuck would they tell, do people not flush? Should I not flush in potential gf's houses?
Robert Lewis
My poop is so long that it often hits the shelf of the toilet while it still dangles from my ass. I have to get up to continue pooping in the process the poop usually falls backwards and hits the top of the toilet smearing shit all over the seat.
Chase Gonzalez
No problem for europeans who eat fibers. Amerimutt on suicide watch.
Josiah King
I think i saw this thread like million times
Brandon Scott
t. Shitskin looking for any excuse to show his fellow subhumans with white wimmin.
Jayden Smith
You shit on her front door and tell her to look at it.
Levi Lee
I’ve never understood why my wife’s crap doesn’t really stink compared to what I do to the aroma of the bathroom..I don’t get it and yes I keep a plunger near the toilet
Kayden Mitchell
celebs are saying shitpic is the new dickpic kim k is on record saying it
Grayson Rogers
I have to constrict my asshole half way through a shit like a boa every couple of days just so I can do a pre-flush and not clog the toilet, I think I'm in the clear.
Thomas Long
I thought the sharting thing was mainly because of lactose intolerance.
Jayden Baker
i guess that's why indians defecate in the open so much
"look at the size of my turd, are you impressed yet?"
Chase Nguyen
I took a picture of a log I dropped that peaked out the water and showed my wife. She threw a magazine at me but I can tell there was a primal horniness about it.
Isaac Robinson
>this post was made by an australian
Ethan Ramirez
>wake up at 3am >pee in the middle of the vase to make as much noise as possible >sit on the toilet like it's a throne and cross my arms >take a 20lbs dump >she examines my power level and instantly ovulates Feels good being alpha.
Nathaniel Edwards
Caring what women think.
Cuck
Noah Wright
Stop reading this shit and come help burn the kikes. Read:
Grayson Walker
I'll start with her first then, ya never know, I bet Kanye cant pump out a steaming log like I can. brb.
Samuel Nelson
>actually asked readers if they care about a mans shit size >readers responded
Please God, send Jesus back. I think we're ready.
Ethan Edwards
>pee in the middle of the vase That is not how you water flowers Brazil
Caleb Hall
>not leaving a turd in other peoples houses as a sign on dominance
Jaxon Murphy
I shit in the letterboxes of people who have crossed me, sometimes years down the line. Its one of my favourite things to do.
Landon Phillips
I guess women really are into DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS
Ryan Ward
>peaked out the water
All hail the king of the shitlets.
Aaron Perez
Wtf is this picture??
Wyatt Davis
Youre not pooping youre just ass pregnant with African rape babies you slut
Christopher Murphy
FUCKING LOST
Charles Phillips
Is this real? I googled for it and couldn't find it.
Kayden Campbell
what else are they going to water it with?
David Hall
>used to shit big logs all day every day no problem with little effort >ever since I moved out I have become constipated always and struggle to poop out even small sized clumps
Am I gonna make it brehs?
Henry Walker
Yeah, but the problem is people on/pol/ are scrawny betas so it doesn't matter much. Plus, all that soy the consume would cancel that out anyway :^)
Charles Ortiz
alpha af
Brandon Ortiz
alpha as fuck
Levi King
>what are people who are into scat play
Come on now...
Ayden Murphy
I like to shit tapeworms
Easton Allen
Degens who will get the nerve gas in due time.
Easton Thomas
Fuck jesus, we need Ragnarok. cleanse the universe and start over.
Isaiah Gonzalez
My shit's are so fucking ludicrous I tore my colon, It caused immense pain every time I farted or did a shit for 6 fucking months, Now to be safe I take as long as I can to take a shit, like half hour + and now I gotta worry about hemorrhoid's from sitting on the toilet for so long, a regular shit plonks out and is resting on the bottom of the toilet and lying up the side of the bowl, about the thickness of my forearm.
Carter Williams
ALPHA MALE COMING THROUGH
Liam Foster
By n(((Sarah?)))
Y do Jews have such a fixation with bodily functions and shit?