>Cosmo polled over 700 of our female readers with one simple question
>"what's more attractive: a man who does small poops or large poops?"
>surprisingly woman prefer men who do large to very large poops
>"it tells me he is a healthy alpha male, there's something primal about it"
>tldr if you aren't dropping 12 inch logs every few hours you aren't a real man and she will leave you
good news
I mean if woman want to display how primitive and tiny their minds are, they go for it and do so on all levels of communication.
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I look forward to showing women my poo to impress them.
How the fuck would they tell, do people not flush? Should I not flush in potential gf's houses?
My poop is so long that it often hits the shelf of the toilet while it still dangles from my ass. I have to get up to continue pooping in the process the poop usually falls backwards and hits the top of the toilet smearing shit all over the seat.
No problem for europeans who eat fibers.
Amerimutt on suicide watch.
I think i saw this thread like million times
t. Shitskin looking for any excuse to show his fellow subhumans with white wimmin.
You shit on her front door and tell her to look at it.
I’ve never understood why my wife’s crap doesn’t really stink compared to what I do to the aroma of the bathroom..I don’t get it and yes I keep a plunger near the toilet
celebs are saying shitpic is the new dickpic
kim k is on record saying it
I have to constrict my asshole half way through a shit like a boa every couple of days just so I can do a pre-flush and not clog the toilet, I think I'm in the clear.
I thought the sharting thing was mainly because of lactose intolerance.
i guess that's why indians defecate in the open so much
"look at the size of my turd, are you impressed yet?"
I took a picture of a log I dropped that peaked out the water and showed my wife. She threw a magazine at me but I can tell there was a primal horniness about it.
>this post was made by an australian
>wake up at 3am
>pee in the middle of the vase to make as much noise as possible
>sit on the toilet like it's a throne and cross my arms
>take a 20lbs dump
>she examines my power level and instantly ovulates
Feels good being alpha.
Caring what women think.
Cuck
Stop reading this shit and come help burn the kikes. Read:
I'll start with her first then, ya never know, I bet Kanye cant pump out a steaming log like I can.
brb.
>actually asked readers if they care about a mans shit size
>readers responded
Please God, send Jesus back. I think we're ready.
>pee in the middle of the vase
That is not how you water flowers Brazil
>not leaving a turd in other peoples houses as a sign on dominance
I shit in the letterboxes of people who have crossed me, sometimes years down the line. Its one of my favourite things to do.
I guess women really are into DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS
>peaked out the water
All hail the king of the shitlets.
Wtf is this picture??
Youre not pooping youre just ass pregnant with African rape babies you slut
FUCKING LOST
Is this real? I googled for it and couldn't find it.
what else are they going to water it with?
>used to shit big logs all day every day no problem with little effort
>ever since I moved out I have become constipated always and struggle to poop out even small sized clumps
Am I gonna make it brehs?
Yeah, but the problem is people on/pol/ are scrawny betas so it doesn't matter much. Plus, all that soy the consume would cancel that out anyway :^)
alpha af
alpha as fuck
>what are people who are into scat play
Come on now...
I like to shit tapeworms
Degens who will get the nerve gas in due time.
Fuck jesus, we need Ragnarok. cleanse the universe and start over.
My shit's are so fucking ludicrous I tore my colon, It caused immense pain every time I farted or did a shit for 6 fucking months, Now to be safe I take as long as I can to take a shit, like half hour + and now I gotta worry about hemorrhoid's from sitting on the toilet for so long, a regular shit plonks out and is resting on the bottom of the toilet and lying up the side of the bowl, about the thickness of my forearm.
ALPHA MALE COMING THROUGH
By n(((Sarah?)))
Y do Jews have such a fixation with bodily functions and shit?