Fate

>Iskander used to be cute shota
>Turns into meathead monster

What went wrong?

Shotas don't stay cute. They have to grow into men at some point.
It's a very painful fact.

That's just how the Greeks roll. As a kid an alpha soldier or philosopher will frot and fuck your thighs so hard that you become an alpha yourself.

CONQUERING and also some protein

Iskander and Alexander aren't the same person

Just google "Iskandar".

Urobuchi that's what

yes they are you fucking idiot.

Both are cute.

Inb4 Isakander was a girl meme

You're too fucking dumb for this conversation.

nothing. the smile is still worth protecting

Nothing.

But Iskander was a fucking girl. It's two different heroes and how people perceived them. Real Iskander was a body double of a girl. So canonically, shota Iskander is a girl.

This is a girl (male)

Zeus gains.

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God puberty ran a fucking train on that body.
RIP hairless smooth shota genitals

I actually want to fuck Alexander's feminine penis

The power of Zeus. Makes one bara.

Perseus was lucky to avoid that.

Wasn't Alex REALLY against beards and forced his men to shave or something? Also, he was a fuccboi. The shota interpretation is way closer to actual Alexander than the swole mountain man, and probably Alex himself would have perfered to be interpreted as such since he was a huge flaming homo.

While Id like to say you have ot backward and he went from manly meat man to shota because japan, shota-ander is actually more representative of the historical general. He was a femenine teenager who a few times actually showed up to battles hours late drunk as shit to give himself a challenge, then still turned a would be utter defeat into a sound victory.

Just how much did this guy's dick grow during his teen years?

He's a child of Zeus, he was born hung as a horse.

>huge flaming homo
>banged tons of chicks

Sucking dick is only gay by modern standards

Horse cocked shotas are a miracle.

CONQUERING is a hell of a steroid

...

Testosterone. Which means he was a little fuck machine.

Putting a big dick in a shota should be a crime.
How am I supposed to control myself?

you wake up to this

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Who are the boys that Waver is looking at?

His husbando, and his husbandos good friend.

He might qualify under Caster. His magecraft is fairly garbage (C-), but so was Gilles. UBW would replace Item Construction and Territory Construction, or better, it might reduce the cost to 0 letting him swordspam for free. Solomon's Territory Construction is pretty highly ranked from his Reality Marble workshop.

Nuh uh, next thing you know you're getting your ass reamed by big bara cock

>Draw girl
>Call it a boy

Sasuga

Not only is that obviously the body of a boy, it's the body of a disgusting post-pubescent boy who probably shot up on steroids and cum to make up for his shitty build.

>"Boy" reacting and blushing to another boy touching him on his breasts

Ok

Gilles was a botched summoning done by a complete amateur. It's possible to circumvent the rules of the Heaven's Feel by fucking up hard enough. Or, if you're Medea, by deliberately fucking the rules.

Ordinarily, Gilles and "Sasaki Kojiro" would never be summonable as Servants in the Heaven's Feel. A combination of the Grail's corruption and various rule-breaking results in some unorthodox summonings.

You don't think breasts are actually any more sensitive than any other body part, do you?

sakuga

wish alex had a better skill than charm in Fate Go. pretty much anything would be better.

Go away child-Gil you're making me feel weird

Even Gilgamesh managed to hack himself into Caster by passing off Gate of Babylon as Item Creation. EMIYA is a magus, a shitty one yes, but in the case of a summoning he probably has enough to qualify for a Caster container.

Heaven's Feel only refers to Fuyuki's particular grail system (in which they copied the world's own heroic spirit deployment system), they set up the rule, which is also why they (Einzbern) could tamper with it

Shit thread

i want this in english and i want it now

so i am just now starting the game and i have a rough grasp on what the grails are for and i was wondering if its a waste to grail iskandar up.

his smile makes me happy.

>That everything
I want

roid rage.

that and puberty hit him like a fucking nuke

not sure if this is a Jewish trick or not but I remember watching a documentary in middle school about Alexander the Great and it mentioned he might have been gay or at least bi, this true? In the doc he kept pulling some important figure in the army to his tent

Ancient Greeces are homo

Yes, are you so uneducated you didn't know the love of his life was Hephaestion? He also had a lot of eunuch fuccbois. Homosocial relationships were pretty normal among men.

On a kindred note:

Do you think that we will ever get an adult David? I should rather like to see the figure, form and speech of the man who raised Solomon.

In his young form, he makes no strong impression. Having seen his art and his sprite before his name, I thought next-to-nothing of him until I learned that he was supposed to be David. It is his name and his reputation alone vis-a-vis its significance to the lore that brings attention to the young David. Without his name, I understood him to be amongst the throwaway Servants re: lore; alongside the likes of Billy the Kid or Mata Hari.

So - I feel the need to ask: Would any of you like to see an adult David; a King David?

I really do believe that he would be extremely appealing, to all audiences. I just can't understand why they haven't gone for it, yet - especially, given the obvious tendency and wont of Nasu and the others to write 'kingly' characters. Gil, Artoria, Arthur, Iskandar, Ozzy, Caesar, King Hassan, Romulus, so on, and so forth. That being the case, why not write King David?

There's nothing wrong with using Grails on Servants you really like. In fact, I would say that's the best use for them.

nope didn't know until now, I've only ever heard of his military accomplishments

Haphaestion's sister was hot too

He qualifies for Assassin, Berserker, Archer, and Caster, according to Ace Royal.

Yes, in a sense, but calling it "homosexual" or "bisexual" isn't quite right, because that has some cultural connotations. It'd be easier to call it "if it's pretty, fuck it" sexual instead. Far more importance was attached to who was pitching and who was catching, and who was younger/who was older.

>Hephaestion
do you think he will ever be a servant?

>went wrong
>Implying
Papa Rider is cool as fuck. Show some respect.

Alex and shota Gil

Giles could have always been summoned as saber tho since he always qualified for that, its just hilariously unlikely you would ever actually get him.

Reminder that Iskandar doesn't tell anything for Waver. His adventure with him was just one of many.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

>a scrawny man. Not that hyped up.

>7
now i never actually said he'd be good, i'm just saying it fell under the rules of doable, so theoretically if you try for a generic saber summon in the HGW you can end up with Giles and completely fuck your chances that war, alot like how the einzbern screwed the pooch by being full blown retarded in the third war and straight up summoned the literal weakest servant to ever exist.

Did saber lily interact with shota iskandar in FGO?.

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I want to play with Iskander's cute Iskander if you know what I mean

What would adult David have what the David we have doesn't have?
The series definitely has made different versions of characters either as a joke or due of other reasons ever since Saber Alter, but some of them do have origins to their myth and has something their other versions don't have. For example, Saber Lily is version of Artoria who just drew out Caliburn, thus she uses it instead of Excalibur. Carmilla is more closer to the legends about Elizabeth Bathory than the version of her we got from CCC, and uses the iron maiden she supposedly had.
If there is something about older David what he would have what the younger version wouldn't have, then it could work. Otherwise it would feel bit redundant.

Nah, shota Iskandar doesn't even look like a girl with a dick like Astolfo.
He just looks Androgynous Pretty boy like Enkidu.

Translation never.

the truth hurts me

>"A kings strength comes from being an inspiration to his people"
>Reality Marble where all his allies are summoned to fight with him.
Nah, IRL Alexander might have been an asshole most of the time, but Broskander's the kind of person who never forgets, no matter how many adventures he's been on.

well we can assume "young david" is the one who is still friends with the sons of the current king and focuses on the version of him who is still a musician(inferred by his second ability) and had killed the Goliath(hes an archer). That still leaves plenty of time for the kings sons to betray him and then die in combat and for him to become king and take Jerusalem. His noble phantasm could have something to do with the ark of the covenant he acquired on these conquests. And as is normal for kings in myths he was a wise and just ruler, so im thinking ruler or caster but maybe saber because some sources say he had a magnificent blade as a king but thats iffy. to be fair archer david already looks like a caster.

>more alpha as a kid than most full grown servants
>turns the /ss/ fight with Angelica into shotadom

How do I become as alpha as him?

Grow a huge sumerian cock I guess. Gil achieved ultimate alphaness by fucking every woman in his country.

>Iskander
Would still dominate him top

kinda wish fate go would make him an event servant. it'd be cool to see him wearing something different and have a different class.

>swimsuit males
Keep dreaming. Maybe after every waifu has had her swimsuit model

nah doesn't have to be a swim suit. just anything really.

i'm surprised there isn't male swim suits yet. i was under the impression that his game had a large female fan base. throw Gil, EMIYA, Ramses ii, etc in a speedo you know all the girls/boys will throw their yens at the screen.

Sounds like that'd get repetitive fast though. Maybe if they can actually make them as varied as the girls.

>this is official art

Wew

The fujos were very upset there were no men in swimsuits for this years summer even actually

I want Alex and Ko-Gil to gang up on one of the MILFier servants. Preferably Lancer Artoria.

Isn't the next event supposed to cater to them? I seem to have read something on /fgo/ about the seven swordsmen event being a sausage fest or something

i just picked speedo as an example, won't be hard to make interesting picks. like here or just do something like Nobu's summer skin.

Shotas domming milfs is only okay if they are hung.

when type moon going to make a "Prism Illya" like show with shotas as the leads?

slutty shotas are a miracle of the universe

please dont do this to my dick

Why is FGO so determined to make me more gay that what I already am?

>still can't get horse shoes in fgo us
dang it

Maybe? All i've seen for the next event is that Musashi and Mordred will return and there will be a new Sasaki. 2/3 of them are girls so doesn't seem like a sausage fest just yet.
I think people were upset that they finally implimented the costume systems but arent really making use of it even though summer would be a perfect time to release alt outfits like swimsuits for the guys while still having the new Swimsuit servants in the gatcha for the whalers.

CUTE

Overuse of magical steroids.
The historical Alexander was a twink manlet though, so this depiction of him is actually the more accurate one.

Nothing, he started like a lanky gaybait and turned into based Garskandar

When discussing about last year's summer event, they (jokingly or not) said that most male Servants end up half naked sooner or later, so what's the point of giving them swimsuits? And then they gave pi related a swimsuit form because.