Why aren't you holding her Sup Forums?

Why aren't you holding her Sup Forums?

I wish I could, user...I wish I could...

She's not real ;_;

No way in hell I get in the robot.

Replace the word 'robot' with 'girls' and you've just summed up Sup Forums

I don't touch deranged subhumans.

I would, but she won't drink my piss so I know she doesn't love me.

because shes not real

Because she doesn't exist and neither do I

I am. from behind, while i forcefully slid my cock up her ass, smacking her ass if she dares resist.

Because I don't bother with psychopaths who celebrate the death of their friends.

Who wants to read my lemon of Asuka getting raped?

Because she's Shit

Because she's from another dimension.

I got over her and just let her be these days.

Because i would rather hold pic related

...

Hear hear!

Because her suffering makes me hard

Because she doesn't exist any tangible or meaning ful way.

Even if she did exist, how would it work out? Do I end up in the Eva universe? Well what the fuck do I do then, am I selected to be a pilot? Do I end up becoming peggy the pirate or do I just get crushed to death? Or am I some rando that gets his home destroyed when she is fighting a Angel?

Or does she end up in reality as we currently know it? How the fuck would I even find her, never mind the language barrier.

Because I want her to die.

I can't cuck moot (pbuh).

>Robot

chill out man
dont have to pick it apart like that

Rei's better, Oedipus complex be damned.

How come anime people feel more real than 3D people?

I think of Asuka as a more human individual than any real girl I have ever met. It's like 3D people are written by really shitty fanfiction authors.

This shit doesn't adds up.

Good female characters are carefully crafted by skilled writers and designers.

Actual real people are just sat in front of television and sent to school by shitty absentee parents until they've incubated for 18 years. It's a miracle that most of them end up more sentient than an NPC.

You sure, because i have the final chapter of Special Delivery ready to go.

I would give her a deep hug, alright?

Same answer as always user.

Sorry I don't like to hold people with cunt as their only personality trait

I am real, but also, I don't want to hug teenage girls I don't know because I am a man and that shit gets weird fast.

>how come fictional people are more like real people
>real people are less like real people than fictional people
user, I think it is just that you are autistic and can only understand emotions and feelings if they are abstractly exaggerated

>Why aren't you holding her Sup Forums?
I don't watch normie animes. I only watch good shit like naruto, gundam, and nichijou.

Just took a laxative, should stop holding her pretty soon now.