The absolute state of the danish law code or how I wish for a nuclear holocaust

>be owner of small shop.
>man enters store and swings knife at you repeatedly, with no sign of stopping or backing of in attempt to rob your store.
>video surveillance from store confirms this.
>grab nearest object which happens to be a crowbar and hit the fucker in the head
>get sued by the state for aggravated assault.

ekstrabladet.dk/112/roever-med-kniv-blev-slaaet-i-gulvet-af-kioskejer/7054793
(danish)

Trump plz nuke

Was the man with the knife brown?

Digits and nukes on northern europe inbound

Article doesn't say

These sort of cases are perfect examples of fake news, just because you have a court case doesn't necessarily mean the police expect you to be found guilty. I'd bet this guy gets acquitted.

so yes

Isn't pepperspray illegal in your country too?
I remember some girl used it to protect herself from rape, but then got arrested.

Yep, not allowed to fend off the enrichment

That's why you kill the attacker, cut the body in parts and feed it to the pigs

why have a case at all? Why would the state sue him for aggravated assault and waste money?

The right to self defence is nature's law.

You actually have a good point, ideally law enforcement shouldn't initiate hopeless cases because it's a waste of resources, but someone in the police department probably felt it was fair.

Doesn't mean a judge and jury wouldn't recognise that any reasonable person would grab the nearest available weapon when being randomly attacked.

>sued by the state
lol

He most likely will get some form of punishment, one way or the other.
It has happened before.

It's the same in Argentina. If you kill a fucking nigger INSIDE your house, you will be sued by the state for murder. If you carry a self-defense tool (not gun, but pepper spray or expandable baton) you will be sued for carrying illegal "weapons". There are other examples of how fucked our laws and judicial system are.
I'm surprised this shithole is on par with Denmark.

They did just ban Muslim head scarves tho so credit where credit is due

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Whatever that means.

so according to your government, you're legally required to let yourself get stabbed or slashed?
Run me through the logic of this one

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Fucking Jews

I can't
If he had used his fists and no weapons he would probably be fine but because he dared grab an object he's in trouble.

Lol our neighbor shot dead 2 unarmed blacks who broke into their home to rob. Police covered for them so they didn't even go to court.

Denmark isnt cucked is it?

Not Sweden tier cucked, but we're possibly on 1-2 layers of BBC

Jesus Christ we need to exterminate all the brown retards. Fuck.

Danes were always the most beautiful of all the Scandinavians

Yes

"Every year millions of tourists visit Denmark. Some come to see attractions such as Tivoli, the Little Mermaid or Legoland. Others come to enjoy Danish food culture and the New Nordic Cuisine which today dominates the world of gastronomy. And some come to enjoy the Danish countryside with its many thousands of kilometres of coastline. But regardless of why many tourists visit Denmark, studies show that the friendly Danish population is always one of the greatest attractions."

>the state just prosecutes people for the lulz so don't worry
not sure where you're going with this

A man with a history of DUI speeds down a school-road with 87 km/h, where he is only allowed tp drive 30 km/h.
Another car appears and the speeding driver turns away hitting a 13 year old boy crushing his legs against a large standing stone.
The 13 year old boy spends 3 months in hospital, receiving several large scale procedures but will have permanent after-effects for the rest of his life (not specifed in article, but probably relegated to either crutches or wheel-chair) for the rest of his life.
Driver gets 10 months of prison.

Only if you believe people have a right to the product of their labor. Guess what socialists' opinion on that is.

Best Baroness

Danskjävel, when a niggers enters your store and acts like a nigger, you have to club it to death, bury it and don't tell the (((government))).

Here in the EUSSR, we usually have laws saying that literally everything "relevant" has to be investigated in court. Even when when your neighbor tells some bullshit story that never happened you will get sued. Then they find you did nothing wrong and that's it. Yes, a huge waste of time and money. It's basically bureaucracy without pragmatism.

An alcoholic co-worker of my after killed a dude while drunk driving, the other dude was also highly intoxicated and apparently stumbled from the sidewalk into the road as my dad's acquaintance was driving by. No cameras and no other way to prove or disprove this course of events. Dead guy also had no close relatives, so nobody to make a fuss about this.
Driver gets no jail time, only has to pay a, admittedly huge, fine, which he could easily do because he was an unmarried 60 year old dude living with his mother and exactly one hobby, which was drinking, but don't worry guys the story has a happy end after all. A year or so later his mother died and he was diagnosed with cancer in the span of a week. The cancer then proceeded to kill him slowly, while also causing excruciating pain, nobody mourned his loss.