Male character sees a girl naked

>male character sees a girl naked
>he gets hit by her
>female character sees a guy naked
>guy gets hit by her
So, how does this shit work? Is there any possibility to win?

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Give her the dick

Seeing her naked might count as a win. So can being seen naked, if you're into that.

Just a couple smacks to the womb and she'll be apologizing for hitting you.

The only way to win is to strike first.

>Is there any possibility to win?
Of course. I'll even give you a step by step process
Step 1: have a vagina
Step 2: don't have a dick

>not having both
Dropped.

IRL nobody would care. The person who is at fault would apologize and leave the room. That's it.
But if you haven't noticed by now, everything is exagarated in anime.

I really want to see a girl walking in on a guy changing. He runs towards her, dropkicks her into the hallway and yells: 'hentai!!!!'

Rape is always the solution.

>wife leaves you
>lose kids, house, and all your money for the next 18 years
>you leave wife
>lose kids, house, and all your money for the next 18 years
So, how does this shit work? Is there any possibility to win?

prenup

No, this is not playing the game because you assume that she'd win otherwise.

The way you win is murder-suicide.

>he thinks prenups actually work
>he doesn't know that if the judge decides that a prenup is """"unfair""" they can overule it

don't get married. use a condom.
or withdraw all your money in cash, then go on a vacation to russia (or some other far-away country that, ideally, doesn't have strong political ties with your home country) and "disappear"

This is why I hate living in California

>getting married in the first place

What about developing physical fortitude?

Yeah, if you block the punch and then put a towel on the nudity you win

Yes, teach anime characters how locks work. Alternatively, grab her before she can react and fuck her asshole apart.

There is only one way

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Dont get married you cuck.

>be a cute trap
>get pass
Fixed

Lesson here is, traps are best.

rape

>So can being seen naked, if you're into that.

AKMfaceshot_NO.jpg

You mean their retarded gun laws weren't enough of a deal breaker?

Marry 2D

Kazuma once again speaks the true.

Didn't he kyaaaa once when one of the girls saw him naked?

We need more Akkun in anime

No, because equality is fake

Don't have a weak male character

this
no one can beat the dick
nope not the dick

>implying getting hit isnt a win

Yeah, you get to see naked chicks.

Marry a virgin (good luck finding one) because divorce rates skyrocket along with body count. Get a pre-nup and don't be a fucking beta during your relationship.

don't watch trash

I enjoy it.

I'm glad the Showa meme of "girl weeps helplessly as male tears away her precious virtue" is gone. Besides, a girl smacking a guy around is just funny. They're harmless anyway.

>marry

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>exacerbating the problem

See each other naked
she hits herself in confusion

Just got to enjoy getting hit.

>female character sees a guy naked
>guy gets hit by her
If you look closer at the situation, you'll notice that the moment lasts a while before she hits the guy. This is because they're analyzing the guy's body in that time; if she likes what she sees and how he acts, she'll act embaressed and the image of the guy's body will be burned into her mind while she shlicks to it later. Otherwise, she'll hit him to save face, as if to say, "How dare you show your disgusting flesh to me, you beta shitstain on society!"

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>See each other naked
>she shits herself in confusion

This. Going with the flow is the sage's path to victory.

>living
If your in California I would hardly call that living.

>your
I'm retarded.

Not all male characters can surpass gods like Kyle.

>make joke
>get told by someone to go to a different board
Every fucking time.

Jokes aren't allowed on Sup Forums. Only serious anime discussion for serious individuals such as myself.

Don't be naked, ever. Even if you're showering, have a piece of washcloth strapped on your dick.

Just lock the door.

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learn to parry

This.

Easy devote your life to 2dp and ignore all 3dp

Both cases mean she wants the D anyway

>streaming

NAY

I AM KYLE

I still don't know if Kyle is a exibionist or a faggot.