I'm getting ready to beat hell out of my girlfriend for the 3rd time in the past four days, and I tell ya, I'm at my wits end. When we first started dating, a beating went a long way, but she's proven to be a lot more resilient than I realized.
As I type this, she's in the other room limbering up. Stretching and shit. She's not even crying. I don't even have to threaten to kill her if she calls the police because I know she isn't going to try to call anyone
Two weeks after we met I kicked her down a flight of steps, not because she really did anything, but because it's good to set the tone early. Women appreciate it when you set boundaries. It makes them feel taken care of. After she was released from the hospital, I asked her "Did you notice how dirty those steps were on your way down?" and the stairs have been immaculate ever since.
However, by the fourth time I'd kicked her down the stairs, she developed a kind of rolling technique and now she doesn't even get bruised. Now she occasionally just dives down a flight of steps just to get to the bottom faster. So now I sneak up on her to beat her, or at least I did. Now when i say something like "did you do that?" while pointing to a spot behind her, she just moves herself around me so that she keeps me in her line of sight the whole time when she looks where I point.
I'm literally at my wits end. No matter how many times I beat her, it just doesn't change her behavior. What would you do pol?
I'm even thinking about just asking her nicely the next time I need something.
if youre beating her and she stays with you, its working.
Robert Foster
Possibly consider you are with the wrong woman ? Try beating her while she is sleeping just to make sure.
Josiah Scott
Does she make your food op?
Zachary Gonzalez
nigger
Blake Murphy
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Jayden Cook
Try electric shocks.
Bentley Hill
faggot
Jaxon Lewis
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.
I've been with my wife for over 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like a asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. Se was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seat belted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.
Xavier Perry
OP Go back to red.dit you clown
Isaiah Thompson
>she's in the other room lumbering up Kek
Kayden Price
I threw my girlfriend in my truck once with a shovel and a bag of quicklime and drove her out into the forest. When I let her out, I held a gun on her while I made her dig a hole. Long story short, the next day I get home from work and my dinner is burned.
I'm telling you, this woman has some serious psychological problem.
Daniel Sanchez
I think there comes a time when murder is needed
Ryder Gonzalez
>I think there comes a time when murder is needed what are you, some kind of animal? My parents raised me to never disrespect a lady.
Austin Ward
>not salting an old leather belt for whippings It's like the kids today forgot how to be a man.
Jayden Hill
Go n' pick a switch fer yer whippin' Cleetus!
Xavier King
No no no. Murder a animal in front of her then threaten to do the same to her. Put the fear in her
Ethan Fisher
Cuck
Noah Reed
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Brody Walker
you larpers are amateurs even in your fantasies. Anybody with a brain knows marriage anal rape is most effective
Noah Young
Just take away her credit cards, you amateurs.
Thomas Scott
The hardest part of married life is coming up with a new excuse every time your wife loses a finger
Adrian Reed
If you at have found yourself a woman you need to beat then you have some weird sexual attractions. Find yourself a feminine woman and she will behave like a woman and you won't need to beat her.
Landon Parker
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jeremiah Morgan
Women are not funny. Jew girl tries comedy, she even implements non stop Feminism and Marxism in her routine. Thumbs down. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wUs9qObj9xU
Grayson Perry
>be a respectful nice beta cuck >she divorces, leaves, destroys your life
>be an abusive sociopath >she defends her abuser >he loves me etc
Women really are a piece of work. Sometimes i think Islam is right in just transcending all the bullshit and forcing women into slavery. Also, when's the last time you saw a pimp who didnt have a harem of obedient whores? Women want to be controlled.
John Young
Have you tried beating her harder, with more frequency?
Wyatt Reed
Looks like a man, wide shoulders and large hands
Christopher Morgan
Thanks for the tip user. I'm gonna go beat my waifu now. I don't know how many times I've had to tell her to get real.
Ayden Evans
Holy shit and I thought I was an asshole...
Liam Jenkins
>Two weeks after we met I kicked her down a flight of steps, not because she really did anything, but because it's good to set the tone early.
audible kek
this is gonna be a good troll thread
Andrew Cook
Well the game goes like this shillrats/feds shitpost in order to bait shitposts, but if you shitpost back you are the bad guy.
Ethan Campbell
>Now she occasionally just dives down a flight of steps just to get to the bottom faster Holy shit 10/10 LARP i laughed at this sentence pretty hard.
Luis Lee
Women love violent men, they say it's a paraphilia but really it's the norm.
>Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed robbery.