Real Talk

Why did this dumb cunt marry nobita? the author showed her nice relationship with Dekisugi who is smart, athlethic, and literally showed no bad attittude through 1,344 chapters and 1787 anime episodes not including movies.

Nobita's only redeeming quality is being good at shooting things and playing cat's cradle which are fucking useless, and the reason their marriage didn't get cancelled wasn't even done by himself.

because Nobita has a cat that is worth trillions of dollars from the future.

She's a dumb cunt as you said.

Doraemon didn't even exist in their future

Dekisugi is a gary stu.

>All that shota porn of Dekisugi that keeps being made for some divine reason
feels good man

can't remember the series anymore, i was a kid when I watched it. I bet he does not exist in their future cause this bitch sold it for money, how the fuck would they even have funds to survive? Nobita is fucking retarded and useless.

Doraemon is the ultimate escapist anime

Doraemon wasn't around even before their marriage and nobita is still poor as shit as seen from his drinking scene with his friends

I don't remember what chapter (it's about him change to adult to impress Shizuka in the future or something), but she said that he is too useless and she needs to take care of him

Dekisugi is boring. People fall in love with people they have fun with, full stop.

In the future Nobita is a competent man who is also approachable, while Dekisugi remains leagues beyond anyone else.

>dekisugi

Weebs. His name is Ace Goody

>Nobita's only redeeming quality is being good at shooting things and playing cat's cradle

I want a spin off manga where Nobita is drafted into a vietnam war type conflict and playing cat's cradle while sitting on a dead commie.

>boring
>spends countless days playing in shizuka's home

watch stand by me, in the future he's drinking along with nobita and others

so literally pic related?

The one he tried to save her adult self in snow mountain but got saved instead.
In the marriage chapter Shizuka's dad did said something about him being able to sympathize with other people's happiness/sadness. Basically generic loser harem protag's "good point".

wtf she has a last name?

It's just simple white panties, why it's so sexy?

Better question is why didn't Nobita stay with this magical babe rather than dumb cunt.

Seriously though, Nobita was never supposed to marry Shizuka in the future. In the original future,he was a failure and I think he married Jian's sister. It was with Doraemon's help that he could change the future and be successful.

W-What

Nobita's great great great great grandson sent Doraemon back so Nobita wouldn't be as big of a failure, right? Then shouldn't Doraemon disappear the moment Nobita gets better and the future is changed?

He said some shit about timeline convergence since the first chapter so whether Nobita marry Jiko or Shizuka the descendant would still be the same person so he probably repaired and sent Doraemon anyway to protect the infinite time loop.
Come to think of it they made a big fuss in the chapter they tried to made Nobita's dad accept the rich ojou-sama 's marriage proposal only to realized it would erase them out of the timeline. Probably in-story inconsistency.

He turned out okay in the future.

my nigga

He turned out okay in the future.

The princess of panty shot (modern remake excluded)

As fas as i know he turned into normal salaryman. A bit wiser than his parent though, because he learned hard from them.

I wonder if he got into any more adventures as an adult.

Dekisugi should have won, Nobita wasn't even in the running most of the time