What’s their endgame?

What’s their endgame?

Make shekels buy selling dumb stuff to boomers

Sex

Some are legit, but yeah some are dum overpriced trash imo

Provide revenue to History Channel along with other shows like Oak Island and Pawn Stars so History Channel can raise money to make original series like Vikings to start red pilling the population.

Quick rundown

>Pawn Stars bow to pickers


>In contact with hillbillies


>Possess picker-like abilities, masters of 'The Bundle'


>Control middle America with an iron but fair fist


>Own rusty signs & lampshades globally


>Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood line


>Will bankroll the first cities in Iowa (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s


>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Iowan barns & Area 51


>Native American scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jump suits


>They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
>You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
>The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week


>Nation states entrust their glass coke bottle reserves with the twins.


>The pickers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

Is this supposed to be that Mexican wind chime and david Hogg?

Lol now that you mention it they are strikingly similar

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Fat one complained about his gf on an episode in such a way as to make it obvious he didn’t really have a girlfriend
> “you know how those women are they sure do love romantic comedies. How much for that oil can?”

Oh yeah he’s gayer than a $3 bill. My boy Mike though, he slays the puss puss

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Danielle is so fucking hot my fucking god she's fucking beautiful. Sad about having all those tattoos.

You only think she’s attractive because the tattoos themselves make her “attainable”

you know this place is filled with boomers when people on here actually know who these two are

Sorry my meme isn’t hip and young enough for you.

I put this show on when Iam napping on my couch puts me right to sleep

keeeeeeeeeeeek

Is one of them gay?

Did you have to quadruple space every point

a lot of people think the shorter guy is gay

they never discuss their personal lives on the show

Frank's the power top. Mike is the power bottom.

I get a gay vibe from one of them. Can't narrow it down though

Frank is hella gay. Since season 1 episode 1 he’s been looking at Mike’s ass. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

No, she has a beautiful face. The tattoos are the problem.

Except that they just air it. They, in fact, are regretful that didn't produced it.

She’s pretty attractive in those particular pics. However I really don’t think she’s that hot. She’s totally banging Mike’s brother and he’s a shlemeil

I'm requesting child pornography.

like this?

She married a french guy. She also got fatter since this pic tho... You know about marriage and women getting fat...

>Vikings
>red pilling anyone

Have you seen the show in the past few years?

There is a bisexual queen viking protected solely by female warriors who literally castrates and rapes men.

Buy useless old shit as low as they can so that they can repair it and sell it for more to retards.
With no survivors.

>pickergrad
choking on my taco

Dang I take back what I said earlier. She hot af

>gay vibe
what's that? a homosexual supernatural power?

Yes she is.

I always figured frank for a baby bear.

Especially after the episode where they find those civil war buttplugs.

Why can’t we talk about AP without all the fags coming out and claiming they’re gay?

her hips and ass in those tight fucking jeans is too much

Ew, no way. She looks terrible here.

Lol

To pretend to be antique collectors when in reality they a former fire inspector and a bicycle salesman lol.

>the woman that works with them has nudes on the internet, also thick

Include me in the screencap

this

That’s a woman tho right? I think I seen the full thing before and it had a vagina