Lets all take a moment to laugh at the fact that Canada still tries to have an army

>Budget: 14 Billion (Kek)
>3rd world tier navy; unable to sail beyond Canadian waters without US logistical support. More than half of ships in Dry Dock for repairs
>Air Force that would lose to most nations in Africa: not a single attack helicopter and CAF raided a museum back in 2012 for spare parts for their archaic search and rescue fleet
>3 infantry regiments (6,000 soldiers)
>Due to severe budget and man power shortages, no longer even have the meger role of global peace keepers; France took over this in around 2002
>Filled with useless non combat support personnel, SJW's, and stronk womyn
Snow Mexicans, explain yourselves

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Free healthcare ain't free.

oh yeah ?

leafs try their best...they cant help it

annex me daddy

Best I can do is to make you a territory like Purto Rico; last thing we need is 34 million more democrats

Could be worse. At least they have some military tradition to fall back on.

>475x240
this....too many shit bags there now

Meanwhile in London, Ontario...

>finish coffee
>roll up rim
>????

CUTE!

>107 MM Chinese fire cracker of death fired in your direction
>Lands 200 meters away
>PTSD and government bucks for rest of life
This is why females do not belong in the military, and the above case literally happened to this Canadian rostie

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> LGBT hate crime hotline

Well, it's hard to justify high military spending when your country isn't constantly bombing brown people and interfering in every other war while also training terrorist militias.

They kicked your ass in 1812

wow sounds like we're really letting ZOG down unlike you goys

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Thats like saying the USSR kicked Tojo's ass in WWII you turbo autist; also
>Saved your ass WWI
>Saved your ass WWII
>Saved your ass in Helmand Province
Literally who the fuck are you to call us on our military? Go make more movies about getting your asses handed to you by some Nazi national guard troops in Dunkirk you tea drinking socialist!

In case you've been living under a rock, latest census says you're le 53% white Chang

>Doesn't know Canada has literally funded every US war in the past 100 years and used CSOR to train terrorists in Syria
Please KYS meme flag

>communist subhuman
ew.

I think you've driven this point home, friend.
None of it is going to change any time soon with Trudeau in office either.

No, I'm gonna continue to bully you

Canada having an army is like Rhode Island having an army.

Why? What fucking purpose does it serve?

>Canadian generals have leafs instead of stars for rank
>Leaves instead of stars
>FUCKING LEAVES
Why is everything in Canada a fucking meme?!?

>huffingtonpost.ca/bruce-moncur/canadian-forces_b_6407088.html

Vietnam lmao

>implying we need an army when the cucks down south bend over and sideways to protect us like a faggot who hasn't seen a cock in weeks.
Our army is used to help our people during natural disaster and peace keeping mission, not overthrow sovereign countries. We'll be just fine.

50 years ago against an advasary that had previously defeated the French and British when they were actual empires. Meanwhile you faggots got your asses handed to you by cavemen in Kandahar 4 years ago and are totally delusional about it

First of all as stated in previous post, your army has been so underfunded and under trained that the French took over global piece keeping for you in about 2002. Secondly so you admit you're literal nigger parasites, good to know

>Secondly so you admit you're literal nigger parasites, good to know
I said the US would protect us if we get in trouble. When was the last time we got in trouble you fucking inbred redneck? As long as you don't have to intervene to protect us, we ain't leeching parasites. KYS. Besides, if you don't do it for us, you do it for yourselves because you don't want russia to be closer to your northern border.

Thats like not buying a gun to defend your house because you live next door to a guy who owns 50...do you want us to fuck your wife while we're at it? Absolutely useless cunts, no wonder Trump wants NATO to start getting funding from other members or we pull out

Jesus fucking Christ.

>Pissed off burger because he spends all his money on military instead of helping his own people.
Stay mad burger. No one forced you to protect us, you do it on your own will.

Your country is a meme

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Who would win? The entire Canadian military, or one small port town called Dieppe?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieppe_Raid

Oh no poor Canada. Without the American-levels of military funding how will we push muslims into white countries? Remember, gotta protect Israel :^)

>diversity relations
God dammit. I really wish Canada would re-evaluate its values.

Seriously, is this real? I hate to ask.

>How will we push muslims into white countries
Keep importing 3rd world shitskins at a rate of 750,000/year into a nation with 34 million people mostly concentrated between 100 miles of the US border
>cfr.org/backgrounder/canadas-immigration-policy
>There are some 750,000 Muslims living in Canada today, a significant increase from the 580,000 Muslims recorded in the 2001 census. Approximately 90 percent are immigrants originating from South Asian and Arab countries

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>Keep importing 3rd world shitskins at a rate of 750,000/year
it's worse than that

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LMFAOOOOOO FUCKING KEKK


HEIL DEUTSCHLAND!

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No doubt those chicks can kick OP's ass.

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hahha wtf is this gaymobile

richmond-news.com/news/chinese-reach-majority-in-richmond-1.23081026

The more Canada debases itself the better. The institutions of a country, ultimately are the reflection of its peolpe, and Canada is filled with silly, shitty, stupid people, so it’s no surprise the armed forces end up reflecting that reality.

>because the us hasn't lost nearly every war it has fought
inb4 b-b-but when we don't officially declare it it doesn't count!

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Vietnam is the only war we have lost in the past 100 years, wtf are you talking about you Germanic looking rape baby?

>Snow Mexicans, explain yourselves
We prefer the term frostbacks

Canada is probable the only country where a good chunk of the population are a combination of clownmobile and gaymobile, lolollolol!

I honestly don't know why we bother. If we were ever attacked we would be propped up by America and/or Britain (if America attacked we would be fucked no matter what). Take that 14 billion and put it against the deficit.

rrreeeeaaaallllyyyyyyy.
hmmm.
be shame if someone. annexed it.

cool story mutt

>Latest census says you're 53%
>Posts census from 2016
Please kys you delusional Chang

>Canada still tries to have an army

youtube.com/watch?v=dAqt7PwzAnI

So what if we're not being some satanic evil and destroying countries around the world at a rate of one a year. Get fucked ZOG demon.

You're the same burger that started making Canadians are 50% white threads every day, aren't you? Pathetic

>3 infantry regiments
LMAO

If you live in the GTA like 1/3rd of your population does you're 30% white
cbc.ca/news/canada/minorities-to-rise-significantly-by-2031-statscan-1.865985

as an ethnic white. do you feel downtrodden especially? Oppressed at all? Any slight need for a rejoining with your brothers? Id go Anschlauss 2.0 over a chink looking crossways at your bike.

>Barely any navy, army or airforce
>Budget of 14 billion
What the fuck are they spending it on?

cocaine.

>Thinks Canada has the moral high ground because they simply fund destroying countries around the world at a rate of one a year
KYS crown cuck
globalnews.ca/news/3655210/canada-saudi-arabia-arms-armoured-vehicles-explainer/

Once again this is the great Satan holding everyone at gunpoint. If we didnt engage in these sorts of activities occasionally it would damage trade relations.

Whats it like to live in such a non country that to be "Canadian" you literally have to define yourself by being a passive aggressive leftist "non American"

Whats it like to live in a country where you define your level of manhood by how many bombs your country is currently dropping on sand people. All for the benefit of Israel.

SOMEONE WHO ISNT ME BOMB BROWN PEOPLE, THAT MAKE ME STRONG. GRRR.

Kys.

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Be pedantic with me if you want bugman, you know you live in America lite sans the free speech and natural gun rights...enjoy your 8 months of winter

afghanistan, iraq (twice!), lybia, syria and decades filled with other losses which I have forgotten to mention

ottawacitizen.com/news/politics/canada-among-bottom-third-of-allies-in-defence-spending-nato-says
I can't wait til russia decides to take your claim to areas around the North Pole

Does getting Jewed in the middle east count as a loss?

Have fun working and dying for Israel, ZOG cattle.

Fuck off cartoon faggot

>We won in Iraq both times you turbo autist
>3 times if you want to count assisting in their civil war against ISIS
>Libya was France
>Kandahar (RC south) was your and the Bongs fuck up
>ISIS has all but been defeated in Syria

>we won in iraq

lol no

also learn how to use greentext properly you mouthbreathing newfag

There’s a reason the Canadians got booted out of Kandahar while I was there.

>Sadams miltary BTFO
>Sadams sons turned into Swiss cheese and he is handed over to Shites who executed him on live TV
>Sunni insurrection put down early 2008
>ISIS civil war put down by Iraqi government in 2017
Am I missing something? Also your military has been garbage since WWI, and even then you were essentially just cannon fodder for British troops so...

Kek, we went into Helmand in 2009 because Cucknadians were delusional about their capabilities...were so bad additonal surge troops had to be dedicated to Kandahar

If we had a functional army, who would pay for the mansions of the refugees?

>cannon fodder for british troops
except that's pure bullshit, and if you had any education, or even the capacity to educate yourself on the subject you'd realize that Canadian (and Australian) infantry were considered some of the best/toughest in both WWI and WWII

and we STILL have some of the best trained infantry/special forces in the world. have you even fucking noticed that we have 3 OF THE FUCKING TOP 5 longest distance confirmed sniper kills.

the only reason our airforce/navy have gone to shit is because we've managed to cuck your shitty jew-mercenary country into defending us by necessity

instead we have cool things like universal health care, while you're going to die of diabetes in your late 30s

your whole country including its presidency is a meme. Cry moar mutt

>this obsessive mutts back again
Who personally hurt you?

I'll save my laughs for those that don't even try. Keep trying Canada, big brother's got your back.

You delusional nigger, in WWII most of the fighting you did was in Italy.
>have some of the best trained infantry/special forces in the world.
Kek, literally nobody but Canadians says this. JTF2 has only been around since 1993 and has less than 200 actual field operators, CSOR has only been around since 2006 and has literally done nothing of note. And Snipers are literally despised by the infantry

>ZOG decides to arbitrarily invade nation
>le 56% army destroys entire society
>entire region is now unstable shithole with millions flooding into Europe
>amerimutts think this is something to be proud of
This is why the entire world hates you.

>Some of the best trained infantry in the world
Seriously how the fuck delusional are you?
themanatee.net/canadian-forces-solves-fat-problem-by-lowering-standards/
nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-military-to-review-uniforms-badges-ceremonies-to-ensure-it-is-welcoming-to-women-minorities

>literally
>literally
>literally
Fucking neck yourself

He's mad our freedom is free. Thanks for defending us from muslims and Russia, mutts!

>6,000 soldiers
for real? lmao

If you didn't have a sub 90 IQ you would know that the vast majority of those "Syrian refugees" are North Africans

lmao. isnt the reason you're country is deep into debt cos of the military?

Top Kek
Regular Force
Note: each regular force regiment retains a parachute company.

The Royal Canadian Regiment
1st Battalion (mechanized infantry)
2nd Battalion (mechanized infantry)
3rd Battalion (light infantry)
Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry
1st Battalion (mechanized infantry)
2nd Battalion (mechanized infantry)
3rd Battalion (light infantry)
Royal 22e Régiment
1st Battalion (mechanized infantry)
2nd Battalion (mechanized infantry)
3rd Battalion (light infantry)

How fucking delusional ARE YOU. Your countries destroyed global peace so pissreal could expand its borders.