/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PLEASE, IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING, MR. PRESIDENT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Judge Jeanine 2/24/18
youtu.be/jE1pPk35o2g
>CPAC Day 3 (Gorka, Malvin, Levin, Nunez, Mulvaney) 2/24/18
youtu.be/Plxk-G-TMCo
>Eric on Ingraham Angle 2/22/18
youtu.be/i_vjUtBTct4
>Pres Trump Reads Snek @CPAC 2/23/18
youtu.be/7ndhdZtLXiU
>Pres Trump speech @CPAC 2/23/18
youtu.be/03J0ShMbXTs
>Pres Trump/Aussie PM Turnbull presser 2/23/18
youtu.be/qTe6_eQhEqg
>Pres Trump/Aussie PM Turnbull meeting 2/23/18
youtu.be/kN0Y4woouj4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome the aussies 2/23/18
youtu.be/vUOBO_eOb9U
>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving for CPAC 2/23/18
youtu.be/5Yw7X5vsuoY
>Arr Nige @CPAC 2/23/18
youtu.be/E6YZfK0dRns
>KAC & Linda McMahon @CPAC 2/23/18
youtu.be/lIfCaJC2s_o
>CPAC Day 2 (Trump, KAC, Arr Nige, Ingraham, Perry/Zinke, Others) 2/23/18
youtu.be/sxRmg4NJCgA
>VP Pence address nation's governors 2/23/18
youtu.be/9ZHsfne5vi0
>PressSec Sarah @Olympics in Soko 2/23/18
youtu.be/w8uxFI4wO_c
>AG Sessions Press Conf on Elder Fraud 2/23/18
youtu.be/ycwUzXhwIU8
>SoS T-Rex meets with mick PM Coveney 2/23/18
youtu.be/ULhS8mIJneg
>StateDep/Lybia make deal on ancient artifacts lolwut 2/23/18
youtu.be/N0hm-2vQZl0
>WH Press Brief on NoKo Sanctions (TreasSec Mnuchin) 2/23/18
youtu.be/ONj7TS48J60
>IntDep Video: Natl Trails and Rivers Systems 2/23/18
youtu.be/onpiR44nQPA

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THE AWOOVEMENT CONTINUES!

This is acceptable. Does she have a name?

Today I will remind them.

>predict a million things
>some of them were right
>retards fall for this
McCain5 predicted this

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal

>TFW we never saw user's spurdo engraved gun

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Hey pedes. I was at a family reunion today. Aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. I haven't seem them all for a while (other than my parents and my one sister), since I don't get out much. I'm totally fine socializing with people online and in game chats, but in person my anxiety gets a little worked up. Anyways, we were talking about guns (bunch of BASED gun owners in my family), and my uncle told a story about some black guy that was at a shooting range and trying to shoot his gun sideways, and it was just a dangerous situation for everyone there.

I wanted to say "I bet you wanted to bust a cap in his ass", but I accidentally said "I bet you wanted to bust a nut in his ass." As soon as I said it, the room got real quiet. I didn't even realize I said it until my uncle said "you mean bust a cap?"

I tried to act like it didn't bother me. I just said "yeah, haha". But I immediately got up to go to the bathroom. I'm still in the bathroom right now, been here for like 20 minutes. How long should I wait until everyone forgets about this? I'm so embarrassed, what do I do pedes?

UFO FILES.
RELEASE THEM NOW! DO IT TRUMP!

Can't handle the bantz

>Appearing in an interview with Ben Fordham on Today, Michael Wolff - crossing from London - was grilled on a range of topics relating to the US President, from gun control to North Korea.
>“Just last month you said you were absolutely sure that the President was having an affair, and now you say he is not,” the Today host continued, before the American author again responded: “I’m not getting anything.”
>“You are not hearing me, Mr Wolff?” Fordham asked, as Wolff dismantled his earpiece and got up to walk away. “Mr Wolff was hearing me before, but he’s not hearing me anymore ... So the interview may be over.”
>It certainly was — by then, Wolff had walked off set completely.

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Unions are guaranteed under the 1st Amendment. You can't just overturn the constitution like that

>CNN survivor kid literally picked on Cruz

Darling in the Fags BTFO.

Fuck the government and their evil ways, we also want the government to be the only ones who are armed! The government is abusing us by the way, but we want them to have all the power! Liberal btw! anti government btw!

Why don't they simply ban all semi-autos?

you can't make this shit up

PLEASE STOP MR. PRESIDENT WE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE

FedEx are /ourguys/ AF.

>Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) is in talks with Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D-N.D.) about a plan to tie a three-year extension of protections for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipients with roughly $7.6 billion in border security


NO PATH TO CITIZENSHIP+THE WALL
WINNING!

Fug, you didn't tell me to refresh

AWOO~

>""""gun""""

Maybe he wants you to beg for it

Dutch Girl here.

I respect you guys, you are really smart and conservative. That's honorable.

But it's 2018 and you really need to respect and understand that Black Cock is essential in every healthy relationship.

Banning all semi-automatic weapons would ban over 90% of guns in the U.S

Don't reply to the Turk living in Holland.
The 1A says I can give your dick a curse you nigger.

Shit is falling apart on (((them))).

Powerful...

Does Pepe just do Dylan, or does he know any, like eighties shit?
>Made me smile

Too muhc ironic posting itt i don't like

Another whore number 777

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This was like a week ago

Wolff is one of the most repulsive jews I've ever seen, and I'm from a jewy neighborhood

You can't put a bump stock on a pistol tho

MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!! MY NAME IS APU!!!!

>Aussie can't handle the heat

>an unstable headcase who's only it in for herself

So are you fuckers employed or just NEET shitposters?

>survivor
He made a mistake

Nice link, jerk

>not "Not reading the OP"
And checked.

You are proving my point though. Yes he did "predict" things. Whether they were lucky or BS it doesnt matter because a lot of the other stuff he predicted was BS.

>7.6 billion
Not good enough.

hard work doesn't make up for being stupid

you need both

sorry david

Holy shit this made me laugh.

That would literally kick off a civil war.

based 400 pound hacker

73 lawmakers are now calling for him to resign.

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I didn't know Sarah was in SK, too. Nice

Literally posting from work

Oh fuck, sorry dude. Need a Xanax or sumpin?

Is there any word on who Cruz was trying to kill? Any certain targets?

thats not gonna pass either, but it is interesting that the dems and recucklicans are coming closer to trump

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I've been playing Sword Tits for a few hours. Did I miss anything?

That Obama-eared fuck needs to be thrown in Guantanamo

Bruce, you're fired.

You Norges are pretty crazy. Have a picture of what some of your people did in America back in the day.

I hate these semi-disavows.

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all those who sneered at the Emo Gazebo, no doubt

Is John Kasich a sheriff now?

Taking a shit at work right now

pls no yell, you're scaring the wolfgrill

They watched the gold medal curling match with the familes of the US team.

>Ebolan

I really want to meet Donald Trump... but I would settle for Kim.

The SAT is pathetically easy. Stop going to shit schools, and maybe you'll learn something.

I won that medal you nog!

Why don't you burgers attend CPAC? Sounds like a lot of fun.

He won't have a job a week from now save this

Shh...it's going to be okay, little one.

God, I love her

I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it

God only knows what I'd be without you

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It's for Jew-lovers only.

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fake news

Ivanka asked nicely

I would if there was one in Canada

I didn't even study and I got a slightly above average score for english and an average score for math. You have to be beyond retarded to fuck it up.

>being named gibbs

>China is about to amend their Constitution for Xi to be leader beyond term limit

Imagine the salt if we did that here with Trump.

There's already a named character in 40k named Necrosis. 40k names are pretty stupid. Must I introduce you to Ferrus Manus, Primarch of the Iron Hands who's name means Iron Hands?

It's odd how a song about not loving someone became one of the great all time love songs.

Gazebos are no laughing matter

Where is it and how much does it cost?

lel

*creak*

*creak*

*creak*

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Blaming other people for your own choke is a leftist trait. Stop.

Wonderful song

youtube.com/watch?v=EkPy18xW1j8

God, how I wish we would.

Why do Americans call what is clearly a ring a "band"

Kushner BTFO

Go away, Joe is Joe.

After my delegates or guns?

It's in Washington DC, I have no idea how much it costs though.