"Hello user! From today onwards I'll be your government assigned boyfriend and financial provider...

>"Hello user! From today onwards I'll be your government assigned boyfriend and financial provider. How about we cuddle and get to know each other a bit? or go out for a movie and dinner? I'll be buying of course"

How do you react.

There are worse fates.

>cuddle

Meh. It's gay but financial stability is financial stability.

i'll just say i have a headache and spend all his money.

you think i haven't learned how to be a leech?

I needed a new bitch.

no homo.

I have no reason to not go along with this

I've been using a massive dragon dildo for ages already, I'm sure i won't feel his cock.

Kek.