>PMQS VERDICT Corbyn forgets to ask a question – but luckily for him, the PM’s all out of zingers just like KFC thesun.co.uk/news/5633422/
>Jeremy Corbyn brands storm over his meetings with a Soviet-backed spy 'nonsense' and refuses to answer Theresa May's demand he authorise the release of any Stasi files on him dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5413357/
Can Tory MP user raise an urgent question in parliament on the plight of homeless veterans in the Liverpool area forced to live in cars and consume limes/corned beef?
Noah Cook
Daleks are crap mate you can just push them over and they can't get back up again.
James Brooks
show us your bum
Carson Lee
Interesting feel
Robert Hall
Let him freeze.
Chase Davis
Can the Tory MP user spout 56% memes in parliament and then start biting people?
Thomas Young
dumb frogposter >y-yes y-you too Mr. S-speaker, I uh, I wanted to, uh, r-raise the issue of, uh, the p-plight of homelessness v-veterans, uh I mean homeless veterans eheh, in the M-Manchester area f-forced, uh, to live in cars and consume limes?
Hudson Edwards
that would be brilliant
Luke Wood
>Tory MP user w-what just imagine it senpai
Liam Taylor
Lads can't you see You need to read Beowulf Lines 30-34 backwards Stay with me BEO Hope you're following guys we're relying on you Good luck
Parker Nguyen
>Southerners are taller >Southerners have higher IQ >Southerners get more GCSEs >Southerners have more employment >Southerners are more likely to go to University >Northern companies will empty their piggy banks just to move a Southerner up north to work for them. >Southerners are richer and have more disposable income >Southerners live longer >Southerners are less likely to smoke >Southerners are less likely to drink >Southerners are less likely to do or deal drugs >Southerners get investment >Southerners vote intelligently, rather than voting the way their forefathers did (“my farver wuz a liebor man n is farver b4 im”) >Southerners have less debt >Sourherners are more likely to be middle or upper class >Southerners are slimmer, and more likely to have a gym membership.
I’d like any P**rtherner to go to the ONS website or even a Google, and just have a browse. They’d find everything they need to know. The South is objectively better; no one cares about your opinions. No one cares about your anecdotes. No one cares your feeling are hurt.
Facts. Do. Not. Care. About. Your. Feelings.
Just accept you are inferior and understand why you would be treated as such.
Thank you.
Blake Kelly
>MP user
Oh shit, name?
Kevin Gutierrez
>>Southerners are less likely to drink Isn't alcohol forbidden in Islamic law?
Michael Richardson
>d-does the p-prime minister, l-like so many, um, of my constituents, um, like s-sasuage r-rolls and w-want to protect it against a-any future t-trading tariff?
Colton Murphy
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Brandon Davis
dumb frogposter taqiyya brother taqiyyah we must keep our caliphate hidden for now mashallah dumb frogposter
Nolan Hall
He's anonymous we don't know which Tory backbencher he is until he starts shouting out memes and biting people.
Mason Rogers
The North doesn't give a fuck about the South.
Kevin Brooks
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Blake Smith
We don’t know, but he would do well to keep quiet.
Adrian Watson
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Justin Morris
Eddie's been quiet. Is he kill or just lying low after voiceprinting himself?
Logan Martin
he said tomorrow at 2pm I think he'll be in the backbench and we should watch for a hand gesture. Cue dozens of stupid people furiously glaring at the stream hoping to catch some furtive gesture. Literally pathetic.
Hunter Lopez
He could have killed them. He could have killed them all.
Why did he go back on taxing the sosij role?
Brody Lewis
Is there any proof?
Nathan Thomas
Where is Eddie? How can you not love him?
Adrian Evans
Arrested.
Kevin Sanchez
Don’t enable the mentally ill, lock them up.
Bentley Brooks
He's a fat nonce alcoholic who did 10 minutes on the Open University and now he thinks he's qualified to be the voice of authority on constitutional law.
He's not even half as intelligent as he thinks he is.
Jaxon Miller
dumb frogposters It's well documented that the Cornish Republican Army threatened to begin a bombing campaign that would have destabilised the government and British economy.
Jack Morgan
Oh. Then nah it’s certainly a larp. Once every few months some dickhead comes to the thread and larps about having inside information which turns out to be false
Carter Flores
>voice printing himself What did he mean by this?
Ian Bell
he posted a pic of some letter the tories give to policy makers and whatever, with his censored tory ID.
I know who he is, in fact someone told me this same thing hen I asked about WHO he is a couple weeks back. But I'm asking WHERE he is, he hasn't been in breads all day
Cooper Rogers
Yes I am, but I wouldn't class that as any indication of it. Why do you ask?
Logan Richardson
if it is real I feel sorry for him. He posted sensitive information and perhaps outed himself as a Sup Forumstard all so he could be lambasted and called fake and gay.
Anthony Allen
I was replying to your second post "How could you not love him?"
There's a certain quality of entertainment in his persona, I must admit. He's a moron though.
Owen Walker
your word printing was a big indication
Angel Moore
K E K so this is how he sounds? Totally America, like wtf?
Dominic Phillips
He should have known better than to do something like that though shouldn't he.
The issue is that he is batshit. He will come in here with a faux sense of superiority and think he is some great debate winner, when all he does is resort to ad hominem and his infamy as some sort of club to beat others with. He is full of fallacious nonsense; worst thing is that he is so unaware of it.
Cooper Martin
That's not Eddie. This is
Kevin Peterson
LOL he sounds exactly how I would picture him, makes me love him more what a Bong
Aaron Morales
I know, it's ridiculous. His sense of superiority is amazing considering it took 17 hours for him to beat Dan the fucking Man.
Nathan Diaz
Nah he's fucking great. He's a stupid twat but he's great. I'd have a drink with him for sure.
Caleb Morales
>he sounds exactly how I would picture him ?????????????
David Jones
any indication Corybn or the Labour party worked for the soviet union at the expense of the west
Camden Nelson
how I thought he would*
William Collins
He's a fucking namefag, what else can one expect? Assigning yourself a persistent name on this website or general, no matter how often you visit, is the sign of a deluded and feeble mind.
>oh no I can't possibly not use an identity, how else will people know and celebrate my immense wit?
These people are fucking mongs of the highest order.
Jacob Cooper
that's rude looking
Joseph Diaz
Lads an ex just messaged me basically just asking what im up to, she's nice and we ended or neutral terms but im a bit scared to message back because i just wanted to move on. not sure what to do since my normie experience is admittedly limited
Juan Davis
Cum in her and move town.
Jason Brown
Ask for feet pictures straight away.
Cooper Hernandez
if the digits are above 50 you text back if below you let her go
Ayden Nelson
Just be nice and chat, she might just want a catchup.
Henry Torres
This.
The thing is he isn’t witty. He is “funny” in the way a fat person rolling down a hill is funny. His misfortune is funny, not that he’s some great practical joker or master comedian.
It’s a dildo, of course it is.
Matthew Richardson
Have some self-respect. Can you do better? Than do better. If not, go get laid.
Kevin Davis
And something about Merkels dad?
Ayden Scott
>He is “funny” in the way a fat person rolling down a hill is funny. His misfortune is funny, Great way to put it. Eddie memes are funny. Eddie's failures are funny. Eddie himself is NOT funny.
Aaron Cruz
It is not my constituency, but... Nothing on this Earth disgusts me more than homeless veterans. You have 15 constituencies in Liverpool. Ed McRandal is the man you want to speak to though. He never really left politics.
Robert Sanchez
If she still has your number than you never wanted to get away from her, with that said, talk to her and you might get sad crying cuddles or sex
Christopher Stewart
>Nothing on this Earth disgusts me more than homeless veterans. What if they are deserters?
Camden Taylor
>of course it is yes but even by dildo standards it's on the rude side
Joshua Perry
>He is “funny” in the way a fat person rolling down a hill is funny. His misfortune is funny, not that he’s some great practical joker or master comedian. That's why I like him and sympathise with him. I'm a monumental fuck-up as well.
Joshua Hill
it's all very vague but yes something about Merkels dad
Logan Lopez
fucking hell you don't have to speak like that here, drop the act. You're not on the campaign trail. I can think of a billion things that disgust me more than homeless veterans. A muslim cumming up my grandmas arse while my dad licks his hairy gooch.
See? That was fucking easy.
William Watson
>A muslim cumming up my grandmas arse while my dad licks his hairy gooch. Muted for tedium.
Aiden Campbell
triggered.
Alexander Kelly
A person is a monumental fuck up 90% because of their own choices and nothing else. Don’t let mistakes you make or your parents/friends make become you. If you put your mind to it, in 5-10 years you could be middle class. In even less time if you’re smart about the decisions you make.
Jaxson Foster
Merkels dad lead some life
>prisoner of war at 19 >a member of the hitler youth in high school >moved his family into east germany from Hamburg >became a lutheran pastor >From a perspective of governance, Kasner was considered one of the more "progressive" forces. His nickname during GDR times, quoted repeatedly in the press, was "Red Kasner."
John Ward
Then they should face a military trial and have reason to explain desertion. Military law should be followed. If he/she signed up, they know what they are getting paid for. It may be mental health issues, and that's why they became homeless. Men aren't exactly treated fairly in the housing sector.
Elijah Ward
divide and conquer shill
Nicholas James
>in 5-10 years you could be middle class lol get a load of this fucking prenderghast
