Why do so many boys want to fuck Shinji?

Why do so many boys want to fuck Shinji?

Shinji is a cute girl

Hes cute

Cover his shirt, and the sides of his head. He literally looks like a woman

He's so beta and pathetic that people get the urge to protect him, which then translates to seeing him as a girl and wanting to fuck him.

They really just want to fuck a gentle faced Nadia.

>2017
>Not wanting to fuck Shinji

What are you gay?

Fun fact: Evangelion's artist literally took his previous design for Nadia and changed her hair. That's Shinji. He even admits to leaving in her feminine eyes.

Because he's a giant pussy

He pleases men for a living.

He's best girl (male).

>"well then... Shall I have you as my dessert?"

no Shinji is a cute BOY delete this

Boys don't have boobs

That's not the representation of how Shinji actually looks, dummy

Yes it is

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neon Genesis Evangelion. The religious symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the references will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Shinji's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just sad- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike NGE truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the deepness in Shinji's existencial catchphrase "im so fucked up," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideaki Anno's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rei body pillow. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Is he trying to dry his pussy because it's getting too wet from the thought of user's dick?

Prove it

As if your dick is big enough to satisfy this slut

>Scans from Groundwork of Evangelion the Movie 2
What did they mean by this?

Shinji is canonically a tranny

Prove it

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Will my whole fist satisfy him, then?

That's not a canon picture
Still no proof

Try two fists, he's been around

>that nipple
Jesus fucking christ there's only so much that my dick can take

>ywn a slutty shinji

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Ikari no mune
Ikari no omomo
Ikari no KU RA HA GII

neither do girls that are worth your time

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Is that womb juice?

It's old man splooge

>tfw kabbalist
we can't let the goyim know about best girl

Second from bottom legitimately turns me on. How can anyone not love a giant woman?

I love Shinji so much that I would commit necrophilia on his dead body.

I want to drink Shinji's piss. It probably tastes like sweet ambrosia from the heavens.

Would you impregnate him so he can give birth to your soccerball babies?

Absolutely. I'd make him birth me an army of strong and beautiful sons.

Would you titty fuck him every night and kiss his forehead ?

i want to feed him estrogen pills and make him beg for my cock!

I sure would. Would you feed him hormones so he starts lactating and then drink his delicious, nourishing milk? And would you assure him that it's cute and not embarrassing when he squirts milk from you playing with his nipples during sex?

Because even the staff at Gainax wants to, and boy does it show.

They're so fucked up