Why you don't have bald hear, user?

Why you don't have bald hear, user?
Only bald men are real men

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What a small head he has, bet his penis is no more the. 7 inches

real men do not care about others opinions

>POWERFUL JOE ROGAN'S POWER INTENSIFIES

7.5 inches

Is that you Johnny?

not true . Pick any example of a "real man" that you know (personally or a celebrity) and you will realize that they are constantly conscious of how they look and what others think of them and how many people like their Facebook post. Nothing is by accident

Johnny Sins is absolutely gorgeous (and I am a woman). His face is rugged and handsome. He has beautiful blue eyes with low "bushy" brows that give him a very sexy look and he has an amazing smile. His body is beautiful. He's built like a thoroughbred. His dick is perfect. I don't believe he's 7.5 inches, but even if he is, it's still way above average and it is big. He ****s like a machine and yet can be so tender and passionate. Everything he does is right. He knows how to eat pussy, which most men suck at. The man is a sexual God. The bald head is sexy as hell! Any dude that has anything negative to say about him is just jealous, clearly. You wish you looked like him, had his body and penis, and had women drooling over you. You're probably ugly, lame in bed, and have a penis the size of a baby carrot, or a light switch. Johnny is the best and I'd wager to say that most women would love to have one night with him. Go back to drinking your hateraide while watching gay porn, douche bag.

>not true
like your country

can't grow facial hair to save my life, plus the shape and abnormalities of my skull are displeasant to the eye

I'm in my 30's but I have a full set of hair and no receding lines so I'm good

Nigs will cave it in looking for gold.

well they certainly start heavy lifting at younger ages on average than non baldies who otherwise couldn't into fitness but you and I both know why that is.

That does sound like something Johnny would say, watchu doing in Finland? Proxy?

>tfw you're a fan of Johnny Sins and you actually seem him shilling himself on Sup Forums
wtf is actually happening?

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I still don’t get y you’re butthurt that people call you an 7incher it’s still 93th percentile

No need to lie about it bro

Just did this test myself:
>7.08" erect puts me in the 93.4%tile
>4.33" flaccid puts me in the 89.8%tile
>5.5" circumference puts me in the 92.6%tile

Guess I'm just blessed by white baby jesus

im 6'5 tall and have gigantic hands, how does that apply to me?

Almost have the same measurements, can fit 2 hands and a little bit is still showing when I grab my dick

What’s gigantic? Have you measured?

I started losing hair at the age of 24.
At the age of 26 my hair started to grey, faster and faster each year.
Im 31 now.
Half my head is bald, and 50% grey.
So I just shave it all off, and have a bald head, just like OP's pic.

Feels fine during summer---- the feel of cold wind on your bald head on a hot summer day gives a lot of pleasure.
During winter, its a fucking pain in the ass, you feel a hundred times colder than you actually are.

at least 8 inches
I have literally crystal injection hands

I feel like this site was made as a deterrent so men aren't depressed about their dick size. Otherwise there's a lot of really small dicked guys out there. But I'd like to believe my dick is bigger than 9 out of 10 guys so I'll pretend it's true

You might be deficient in folic a]acid if you start to grey so early might be part of your balding too

That’s not that big if you consider that 7.44 is average so plenty of guys will be above 7.44 hand size

because my hair naturally looks like Adolf Hitlers'. I even have the colic on the same side as him. jet black hair too.

Just look at porn, there is a reason they almost never touch their dicks themselfs because it will make their7inch peckers look small

Most guys in porn can only fit 2 hands with long guys like Chris stroke 2 hands and his head showing


Average palm with for men is
You can also calculate the size by how many hands a women can fit on there

Law of averages m8.
7 inch is scraping the average for white countries. Smaller side of average.
It's india, china and SEA that bring the global down.

Keep telling yourself that hairlet

No, hair turns a man into a true man. There is a reason, why greek and roman gods have so much hair.

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So of 7 inch is small for you how come most -or starts can only fit 2 hand on their dick? Or 2,5 female hands?
you only have a handful of guys t]where a women can fit heir hands 3 times around his dick

You’re talking out of your ass, also probably you’re cheating when measuring your dick

He's a pornstar, right? I'm not googling that name

Johnny sins

I can fit my hands around my cock does that mean im a little above average?

hand size: 21cm (8.3 inches)
hand width: 10.5cm (4.1 inches)

fite me handlets

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>1hand =small
>1.5 hands=average
>2hands=big
>more then 2 hands pornstar big

If this fellow has a huge hand with of 4.1 inches we know he can’t even fit 2 hands around his dick

Sad. Also touching your dick will make it look small, best bet is not to touch it and let your girl do the work

Get triggered cunt.
I said it's average. Not small, not big. Nothing to write home about mate.
Unless she only fucks asians and indians, you're gonna be the norm.

My dick is 20cm measured on the top side, go work it out if you want since you're obviously a faggot.

>Having bald hair

Gosh, you Finns can't help being autistic, can you?

My penis is only 14cm

>measuring from the side because you’re an insecure little bitch

You measure it from the top and only the visible schlong witouht pushing in the ruler

>bald
I was a week ago, but the stuff grows back. It's like a growing thing. (you) know, like sage and shit

...

my cock is 23 meters long, I swear to God
trust me, because I'm from the internet

>shaving is manly
stop and use your thinking cap for a moment

Not sure why this thread devolved into a dicksize discussion, but what if I'm really small flaccid but like 7'5 at full mast?

bald hear
hear

How the fuck i would know that i finally reached the legendary super saiyan form without hair?