THE BEAST FROM THE EAST

THE BEAST FROM THE EAST!!

UK SEVERE COLD PREP THREAD

ITS GOING TO START GETTING VERY COLD FROM TODAY

Live temp and snowfall
ventusky.com/

a few links
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5434235/UK-Weather-5C-overnight-snow-blows-in.html

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/25/prepare-for-seriously-cold-weather-this-week-britons-told-uk-snow

STAY WARM AND COMFY CHAPS

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/7jI_e6BMX7E
youtu.be/uFENy2F9-nw
gawker.com/5675734/british-teen-boys-just-cant-stop-kissing-each-other
youtube.com/watch?v=aTZQ8nfDALk
youtube.com/watch?v=jytIS6BHFwQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Just imagine, gov turns down all utilities. All mussi problems solved in maybe 2 months.

>24 degrees
>London
>11 pm tonight
This is average cold fag ...

got my electric blanket on for ultimate warmth and comfort

The best part of living in Hampstead was watching the cars slide down the hill. I miss that shit.

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>tfw its -11 outside where i live

Only a 10% chance of snow for me here
Feels bad

Fucking pussies, die from cold

Хeх, нoзинг пepcoнaл кид

Alaskan anons are laughing are your bitch ass

Fuck does that say Oleg?

>this is news in Bongland
>its fucking -14c in the alpines

Will it make immigrants' and lazy homeless peoples' lives harder?

"Severe cold" lol those are normal temperatures.
It was -18 where i live when, i woke up tonight.

I wonder how the sandniggers are doing in this cold.

This is an act of war, I’ve been lenient on Russia and even sceptical of the anti Russian narrative but this is a step too far, not only are the Russians rigging our democracy and spreading pro brexit fake news, now they are trying to freeze us to death by directing there cold weather in our direction, we need to act now, the longer we wait the more powerful Russia will become!
God bless Mexican Gulf Stream, sending us their warm weather to stop the Russians from freezing us, no wonder the Russians funded and rigged the election for trumps election

Every fucking winter UK goes
>muh pipes
>muh heating
>muh roads
You'd think there must be really cold in UK. Nope, 10cm snow at most and so warm that you don't even have to move your booze inside the house.

I need to come less on Sup Forums.. I am becoming a proper cunt..

Start complaining when you hit -30 you schnigger

Stay safe lads. I'm scared as fuck, never experienced sub zero temperatures, doesnt your blood freeze if you stay too long in those temperatures?

actually shitting myself right now

This is outrageous, global warming must be stopped. Theresa May must contact Drumpf this instance to warn him about his constant denial on global cooling and how his actions are destroying the world.

>06
so warm that you don't even have to move your booze inside the house.

No, don't worry. Dress in layers (better to wear many thinner things rather than a very thick jacket) and you ll be alright.
I have slept in a countryside house at -20 without heating inside (shit luck, heater pipes broke).

Faggots

it says, "Kek, nothing personal kid"

Jesus Christ grandpa, put on a sweater and a hat your blood isn't going to fucking freeze

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Feels good to have left Europe before the cold wave

>bloody hell lads, it -5C, we all gonna die

Meanwhile, in Russia

Godspeed. Fuck as many Chinks as you can.

-10? That's a regular winter day in the Midwest, fuck you eurocunts

Jesus fucking Christ.
Alright you butt monkey faggots listen up.
You will freeze, you will die.
Unless you have all these products from Varusteleka. You can't survive without these.
So watch closely.
youtu.be/7jI_e6BMX7E
Here's also one for you poor fuckers
youtu.be/uFENy2F9-nw

>Heatwave in Europe, 30 degrees
>HURRR DURRR IT DAT HOT HERE IN FLORIDA ALL THE TIME YUROPOOR IDIOTS
>Coldwave in Europe, -10 degrees
>DAS A REGULAR DAY IN DA MIDWEST N SHIEET FUCK YALL YUROPEENS

Is every American an autistic contrarian child who gets sent into a fit of demonic rage upon the realisation that other people have concepts of normality differing from their own?

No, but brits seem to be judging by your post

Will be a bit nippy here too soon.

Will trade blistering heat/sun for 3-4 hours of cold...until sun sets, then you are on your own.

No wonder America left your sorry asses

Ready to get raped in the ass, I love Europe
With LOVE, Ahmed.

We're saying that we have thicker skin and can fuk u up m8, shove it down ur gay bum bum.

gawker.com/5675734/british-teen-boys-just-cant-stop-kissing-each-other

I might wear a long sleeve shirt. Grow a pair of bollocks, you soft southern poofs

Nuts so frozen sound like billiard balls in muh pants, geeeeez
I keep telling myself
>nice spread

>thicker skin

That much is true

>no Asian
I don’t think you’re really Finnish

Global warming my ass.

Careful there chav, might have or to we'll cut off your benefits

it's been snowing lightly here all day (north london)
hope it settles, my dog loves the snow

Heh*

It's already cold as fuck I thought this was the most of it

Get te fuck you southern fairy.

Jesus fuck I think everyone in the world apart from me is a fucking autistic retard sometimes

We call it THICCC across the pond :^)

>three posts in a row
been here for a week I see

Pussies.

Kill

Yourself

literally the online equivalent of a refugee/immigrant who refuses to assimilate

They always say it's gonna get cold, then guess what, it's never fucking cold

>literally

Grand solar minimum.

>Hampshire
>Still no snow, not even a snowflake

The only snowflake is you

You faggots get snow and complain and I haven't seen a proper winter for more than five years now.

I WANT SOME SNOW TOO FUCK THIS SHITTY WEATHER ITS MARCH AND IT HASNT EVEN SNOWED IN HERE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GODDAMN BRITISH CUNTS

#MeToo

Wow a little snow and this is the reaction? It can't hurt you, it's just a little frozen fluff. Stop being wimps.

Sincerely,

Snow belt fag

>-9.2 c

How in the fuck will you survive?

Eastern North America is experiencing the warmest February on record.

>Sincerely,
>Typical Amerimutt not bothering to read the comments mocking cunts like him

>LET ME TELL YOU HOW COLD IT CAN BECOME IN MY COUNTRY

wow 14 degree's, fucking pussies.


that's pants and a T shirt weather compared to life here in fairbanks.

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Oh look there's literally another one not even 5 posts below

Go to fucking school, the lot of you thick twats

Fuck you I read the comments and that was my chosen reply. Have fun sperging out over a dusting of the white stuff. I stand by my point that a little snow is not worthy of its own thread. My thoughts on England:

youtube.com/watch?v=aTZQ8nfDALk

I'm about to go do this.

>It's cold in your country?
>HA! NO! IT'S COLDER IN MY COUNTRY
>WE ARE TOUGHER, WE SWEAR
>LOOK AT US!!!!!
>I SAID LOOK AT US!!!!!
>ACKNOWLEDGE WE ARE #1
>FUCKING DO IT!!

Suppose be -10 all week were i am.

So far between -4 and -8.

No signs of 1 Migrant leaveing local imigration center.

Fellow germans report in.

Whats happening at your local migration center

>make a thread about a sudden cold/hot in a country that practically never experiences it
>lol what a pussy it's -10 here
>-10? Hah, we have -25 half of the year
>-25 is when I go sunbathing. Try -40?
>I'm a penguin and what is this?
Every thread.

It's literally the definition of autism

the american reality is the only reality that matters.

I fucking hate everyone that isn't us

The reality that you're a bunch of fat retarded mutts

I love how it's armageddon whenever England gets some bad-ish weather. There are some fannies up here in Scotland, but people generally manage to get on with life without shitting their kilts.

youtube.com/watch?v=jytIS6BHFwQ

Fat, stupid, obnoxious, blacked, taco'd
Reality sure must be fucking depressing

don't hate the player, hate the game.

It's not even below zero there, kek. Britfags are pathetic. Was -15 here this morning, and was just nice and refreshing desu.

It's just it isn't cold you retards. Only cold to sandniggers, which i suppose is what you are.

I'm actually asking for more snow above but people who come up to brag on Sup Forums about them having lower temperatures in their countries are 9gag-tier posters.

Lmfao you stupid, stupid, stupid fucking Turk, we are northern.

When did I mention the temp? It's funny that people in England are freaking out over some frozen foam falling from the sky. I know you guys have sub-standard public education over there but you must learn to read.

>people in England are freaking out
>I know you guys have sub-standard public education over there

This has to be some kind of "make the dumbest most amerishart post" award winner.

What the fuck do I do now lads? Just went to Tesco to stock up on loafs of bread and they're all out

this "winter-wave" is a hoax.get fucked anyways

My garden looks ever so pretty after a day of snow, -1 isn't so bad.

Why is Britain warm compared to continental Europe?

Half of Britain is in Northern Europe yet we're still as cold as France during winter, even though France in nearer to the equator. Does this have something to do with the wind?

Shouldn't we be only a tad bit warmer than Scandinavia?

Surrounded by ocean and thus the winds I reckon

What are you talking about? Northern UK? Weather the coming week for you is mild. Northern Europe? UK has uniquely mild climate, not at all comparable to the rest of northern europe. Please just kys you fucking sandnigger retard; only a sandnigger would think UK is "cold" (it's just damp and grey and miserable)

I don't know why. Your entire country grinds to a halt if you get 5cms of snow. It's ridiculous.

Holy fuck you are dumb, shoo!

-30 > -2, mushy, snow-mixed rain and horizontal winds

hurr durrr wut is the gulf stream