Romance

>romance
>not yuri

>Being this beta

Why do they still make hetshit when everyone knows yuri is superior in every way?

You got shit taste user Im sorry

>strawberry panic
>superior to other forms of yuri

Fuck off.

>being that much of a cuck that you enjoy watching DK fagbois wooing hot females that you find attractive

You first, fag. Sup Forums is a yuri board.

The best romance is when a boy gets transformed into a girl and then falls in love with a boy.

>that you find attractive
>implying

So you only watch romance about girls you think are ugly? What are you, a double-faggot?

>being so beta you cant even insert into a beta MC
sasuga /u/ fags

Sup Forums is a yuri website.
faggots

>being so beta that you bring yourself down to the level of a beta MC and can't appreciate pure love between two females
>hetshitters

>being so insecure about your masculinity that you can't handle the thought of competing with another guy, even in 2D
Nu-Sup Forums wouldn't even appreciate Clannadman.

>libtard idiots actually unironically think yuri=lesbians

>competing
Who cares about competion, I just want to see gay girls.
You have to go back.

I'll admit, I dropped Clannad after marathoning the first 15 or so minutes, but it's garbage for different reasons. But really there's nothing weird about being jealous of anime guys, they are fucking anime guys, after all.

>purityfags

>romance
>not femdom
>not BL
>not yuri
>there aren't even any monsters involved

>dropping shows

>DK
Donkey Kong?

What if it is not beta MC? Yuri is boring to me

This.

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There are only TWO types of acceptable romanced.

Yuri and incest.

DanshiKoukousei, close though

>being so beta that you bring yourself down to the level of a beta MC and can't appreciate pure love between two females

This is beyond beta, like, you believe yourself to be so worthless that you cannot even imagine having an actual loving relationship with a girl anymore, and even harem mcs, the lowest life form in fiction, can make you feel jealous and threatened, the best you can do is live vicariously through a female couple romantic life, safe in the knowledge that no one can take away your "happiness" because you never had any in the first place.

Besides, "appreciating" the pure love between a couple is the cuck way of thinking, you should first worry about your own love life and happiness, because the rest of the world sure as fuck will not.

Then watch hentai.

What the fuck does 'marathoning the first 15 minutes' even mean. Do you normally stop every minute or so and wait a day?

HE

Why are good yuri romances so rare? All of the "yuri" series people post about are just teasing or an afterthought to the main story.

Donkey Kong anime when?

I'm almost certain it's a Sup Forums thing. I've seen it a few times few years ago, but luckily it never caught on.

>Romance of any kind
>Not poorly written trash
Name one anime that portrays a realistic relationship.

Probably because Japan is even more hesitant regarding homosexuality than the west, especially with mainstream media portrayals? They have a cultural history of not really taking them seriously, and so get away with a lot of homoeroticism by passing it off as "just a phase" or otherwise leaving things to the realm of the subtextual. Actual serious portrayals though? Not generally well regarded or even thought of that much.

Good, degeneracy should not be encouraged.

I liked the romance in Busou Renkin.

...did they draw her butt on her front?
cause that is bothering the hell out of my eyes

Patrician taste.

yeah, getting kind of tired to feel cucked when watching any anime lately desu
I just want to watch girls in the first place, stop wasting my time

I prefer bl but as long as its gay in some form im fine

Self-Inserting is the thinking mans fetish. Deal with it.

Actually only kids do this, manchild.

Fuck off, Mugino.

>Not self inserting as the girl
Your powerlevel is too low

>yurifags

>OP
>Always a faggot

This I can get behind.

>it's canonically gay but anime studio is too pussy to commit.

Okay, but what about the two simultaneously?

>yuri romance
>both girls are over 12

>wants more girls
>faggots
only on neo-Sup Forums

>yuri romance
What, even, is the point? It can't exactly bear any fruits, and they can't even make each other physically feel as good as a man would. In the end, the only reason for a girl to like another girl would be because they like each other as a person, not the body. The body would be just inferior to a man's.

We know that you prefer men user.

With women, yes. Male and female bodies were, quite literally, made for each other.

>It can't exactly bear any fruits
Vandread begs to differ.

Which is why it's that boring.

>it's canonically gay
Read LN

i don't remember Vandred being gay anime.

To me yuri is boring. I like good romance with is sadly rare in anime but not in manga and most of those are heterosexual.
There is nothing wrong with yuri but yurifags are kinda annoying because they see yuri everywhere

Probably because the focus of the story was on the interactions of the MC and three prospective waifus. The background of their origins however was a literal "Men are from Mars; women are from Venus" idea. Genetic engineering left both worlds able to sustain a population, though the male world obviously used breeding tanks, and not much was ever said about romance in their heavily militarized society. The all-women world however did feature homosexual relationships and family units.

Just go outside if you want romance that's so generic everyone in the world experience several times during one's life.
And while I agree that some yurifags go overboard, you really can't blame them when japan also go overboard with the faggotry only to lie through their teeth that it's no gay to protect their weak self insert audience's feelings.

Yuri is shit son

It's the best.

>watch hentai
You can probably count the number of actual hentai yuri anime on one hand, and besides the appeal of yuri goes way beyond sex.

>secondaries

It's boring because it works? What sort of logic is that? By that retarded logic, you should just go ahead and kill yourself. Because living is apparently boring, as it "works".

It's boring because it's everywhere, while yuri is like a pearl in the ocean.

Why would you want a realistic relationship? I only want to see a fluffy vanilla story.

So you like things solely because they're rare? Girls without any limbs are rare. Do they turn you on? Eating your own shit is rare. You love that too? It's not everywhere, so it's a peal in the ocean?
Yes, I know these are not comparable things to just preference of yuri. The point I'm making is that your reasoning is stupid. There's plenty of reasons to like yuri, despite it being inferior. I like yuri, I just like hetshit more. But if my reason for liking it was simply that it's rare, I'd commit seppuku, because rareness doesn't make something good or interesting. It just means less of it exists.

>rareness doesn't make something good or interesting
No, yet some things are precious also because they're rare.

Yes it's boring because you can do it yourself, faggot.

>yuri

Eww.

A story about a girl without limbs would definitly be more interesting than a story about generic schoolgirl #123456789, yes.
You don't even realize we're talking about a visual medium, not yourself, how sad.

>yuri
zzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzz

>LN
Nigga don't even know but still acts like he do.

>Realismfag crawls into Sup Forums
end self

>Using manchild as an insult
Guess where the hell you are right now, faggot.

To begin with, girls as the main audience of yuri love this genre simply because it is cute. It's no more complicated than that. I can not even imagine the scene of a boy watching yuri in real life because that would look so awkward. Some of you really need to get out of your basement to get rid of such unreasonable bias.

Yet yuri doesn't stop at just being cute. the reason why yuri is the most ideal form of love Mankind can possibly offer is because it is both aesthetically and psychologically appealing. Most yuri don't even involve sex - as many of the shallow-minded animals in this thread may think - because sex is nothing but a decoration compared to real love - the love concerning the beauty of the body and soul in a fictional world of enternal peace.

Yuri itself may seem simple, but it is the key to illustrate the ultimate Utopia imaginable, the highest of which human art can bring. The world of utter beauty, the world of freedom, cannot be reached without yuri.
And for sure I have to thank certain Japanese people to have brought a new age of such appreciation to glory.

It is unbelievable some people think that boy-girl can be superior than yuri in any way.
Underage faggots brainwashed by the society fail to understand love without stereotypes. The shallow culture with the name of "Romance" has deprived their souls, making them believe such thing is somehow the truth they should follow, even in animes. Real art, however, is far deeper than Hollywood movies.

Boys can be good, but they're not made for love. Shows like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a good example where you should put boys in.

If you truely love someone, you want him/her to be beautiful, and the world around to be beautiful. But some people understand love only as sex, as a means toward meaningless reproduction.

If an anime girl is to be perfect she has to have good taste, and with that she has to like girls.
Even in reality, biologically speaking females can never be sexually attracted to someone. This will become clearer when you read more books about Psychology.

You think anime girls can love you. You try to waifu them to satisfy your childish wish but you fail to realize there's something deeper in your soul aspiring for the greater truth and beauty. You think somehow your pitiful "manhood" can matter in such case. You dared to say yuri is just a "fetish".
You jackals screamed and so madly attacked yuri, but what have you gained?

Now yuri is dead. Yuri died for your sins.

But there can still be redemption. Do not let your pride blind you. Step by step, try to think about higher beauty, about the things that lie deep in your soul when you watch certain anime. Now matter how ugly or pathetic you might be in your life, you will see something beyond superficial waifuing - beyond that which can only bring you empty joy.

>majority of show is yuri
>girls find heteresexual partners in last two episodes
AOTY

s-source?

Which pasta is this? But anyway
>animes
almost, ALMOST had me there user good job.

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/u/ would explode. Good shit user, where can I fund this?

>manga starts as typical ecchi romcom
>ends with dyke converting MC's childhood friend who had a crush on him while MC becomes a literal cuck
GOAT manga

Just read Netsusou Trap.

Love Lab is close enough

I was describing an actual manga though.

Best ending to a manga that I've ever read.

No Yuri in that manga tho. Yuribait but it's just CGDCT + Romcom

Huh, care to give the name?

Joou-sama no Eshi, but the last volume hasn't been scanlated and scanlators are probably dead.

>romance that's so generic
Well i never said it had be generic. I think Jitsu wa Watashi wa is pretty good

Doesn't get more non-generic than a surrealist love comedy involving a vampire, micro-sized alien, genderswapping werewolf, reporter with sentient glasses, a mind reader, an idiot angel, a demon out to troll everyone, and a granddaughter from the future...

Yuri is so nice when it's /ll/

Well it was done right so i cant complain

I swear I've read the last chapter but I can't fucking find it anywhere.

What even is the point of hetero romance?