Why do mathematicians and scholars love Gochiusa?

Why do mathematicians and scholars love Gochiusa?

I fucking hate this place.

kokoro pyonpyon machi
kangaeru furi shite mou chotto chikadzuichae
kantan ni wa oshienai
konnani suki na koto wa naisho nano

I dont know, but behavioral and molecular biologists are.

Easier to self-insert.

If geniuses such as Socrates and Machiavelli were still alive today, would they appreciate the masterpiece known as Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?

I'm an actual barista with over 20 years of experience in Germany and I self-insert as Chino.

I'd like some more kafuu chino.

Gauss here. Sure, if they studied hard enough.

I want to stick my dick in hot Cocoa.

>I'm an actual barista
So we have fancy words for waiter now? This entire meme really went too far.

Civil Engineer here.
I love this series.

>barista
>fancy word for waiter
Aho desu.

Lawyer who prior to studying law got a degree in stats and finance here.
I dont like this series.

My girlfriend Sharo-chan will MARRY me, a lawyer in training!

What's your favorite drink to prepare, senpai?

>law
Of course you don't! Gochiusa is for intelligent people.

Two reasons.

>code monkey who cant even crop his images properly talks about intellect

Is Aoyama a virgin?

Mountains are made to be climbed, user.

I'm actually more into tea myself. Coffee is fun to brew, and it smells good, but I can't help but opt out for something more subtle, like black teas (and their blends). They kinda share the murky colour with coffee, but are more gentle and pleasurable to the tongue. They're easier to prepare than coffee, too.

She's past her prime. Nobody would fug Aoyama.

A non-intellect would.

Hey psst, yuri.

Of course. You have to marry her first. Just fucking her would be depraved and extremely exploitative. I am going to impregnate her and make her give birth to three lovely triplets, but only after I make her my wife.
We are going to grow old together, you know.

What about it?

I like how Aoyama looks in her suit.

Please say hello to my new wives!

Can I take your soon-to-be-born three lovely triplets as my wives?

Only when they grow older. I am willing to give you to them when they're 10, but only if you promise to treat them right.

Hello Yuno and old fat man!

I pinky swear I'll treat them right.

I'm an asian doctor and Chiya is my traditionalasian wife.
We follow Japanese traditions.

Is Colmar French, or is it German?

Never been there, nor had much interest in it, but the architecture looks more germanic than french IMO.

Because it has been mathematically proven that my wife Chino is the cutest.

It's been german for a long time but it's french right now, been there a couple of times, I live nearby.

This I recommended you to come there. Great place.
Also always remember this if you go to Europe. Never go to big city.

fuck coffee give me my milk tea

>milk tea
How the fuck can you drink that?

raise cup and sip

Just use your mouth.

Maya is mine!

It seems the Gochiusa memes have grown since the anime ended. How many memes do we have now?

Gochiusa is the single most intellectual anime of the decade, nay, of the century.

I am an software designer at a tech company and I self-insert as Cocoa.

All of them.

I am a neuropsychologist and I look EXACTLY like Cocoa!

fuwa fuwa doki doki naisho desho

pyon pyon

What kind of equations can you use to describe Syaro?

Rape - Sharo = by mE!

My love for Sharo = ∞
∞ is my love for Sharo

(me) ≅ Sxaro
QED

Use linear programming to maximize the pleasure received from buying Syaro's services, assuming we also assign constraints.

Cowfee xD

Syaro's father here.
It has come to my attention that my daughter is receiving some unwanted cyber sexual assault from here. I want you all to cease your activity before I call the FBI. This is your final warning.

>unwanted cyber sexual assault
BY ME!

Truly Gochuumon has the most intelligent fan base on Sup Forums.

>Age 15
This information is somehow important enough to be included in the image.

If anything Sharo is bullying me with her cute and irresistible body. As a father you should be more responsible and tell her to cover up.

Your daughter, Syaro, pleases old men for her own enjoyment, and accepts no payment

Is Chiya an autistic savant?

No. She's an amazing servant.

That's Cocoa. Chiya has retard strength.

Why the fuck is Maya so cute?

What mathematical term would you use to describe Syaro?

Singularity
>a point at which a given mathematical object is not defined, or a point of an exceptional set where it fails to be well-behaved in some particular way
She behaves in a way that makes my dick throb, and that's not a good behaviour at all - because a lot of other men have the same reaction to her. If it's some irresponsible criminal instead of the well-behaved me, she would get in a lot of trouble.

Open set

My indentured one!

Hamiltonian path.

My god, she sounds experienced!

Acute.

$10.50

a discount

Elsaß-Lothringen is German clay!

Syaro sure loves some thick, juicy sausages for her birthday!

>when you burn down your house to claim on your home insurance but then remembered you don't have home insurance

Why all the hate for Gochiusa? What did Sxaro ever do to you?

tip: use jpg:orig next time you download an image from twitter.

my wife chino is so cute

You mean MY wife Chino is so cute.

>he believes the meme

Twitter only resizes >1200x1200 images down to 1200x1200, otherwise :large is literally the exact same file as :orig for 99% of images.

What would Slavoj Zizek say about GochiUsa?

>recently changed my major to math

Shit, they're onto me

Why would you do that? Math is a heap of shite.

Sxarp killed my family.

How?

gay nerds love gay nerd shit (like anime).

Can she kill mine?

Cocoa is amazing.

Lawyers are smart without the autism so they're superior by default.

I want to get KILLED by Syaro!

>watch gochiusa
>300k starting

>Lawyers are smart without the autism
But that's wrong, silly.

Lawyers can be pretty sexy.

Geneticist here. Researching methods to make me look exactly like Syaro.

I'm a mathematician and I can confirm I love gochiusa

Cocoa is a rare exception.