Germany has never won a war

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>Germany has never won a war
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Germany

Germany has never won an important war

You're welcome

You are full of bullshit
just some examples of wars won by germany

1) Second Schleswig War parts of Denmark originally were parts of "Deutscher Bund"

2) Austro-Prussian War a war between German states (Austria became NONGerman after WWII = Foundation Lie)

3) Franco-Prussian War a war declared by France on Prussia which led to Bündnisfall of "Deutscher Bund" (not all followd the call to arms)
actually the war lead to the foundation of the first German "central" state ( 2. Empire)

4) Boxer Rebellion some Chines Rebells attacked the diplomatical quarters (o.k. with the apregiation of the emperors's mother)
not a war, not even a police action a POSSE

5) Aphganistan if it was a war, in Germany all elections would have been cancelled during the duration (o.k. THIS is jursisdictional bs)

counting 1871 as a German war we had exactly 3 wars and some minor colonial fracasses

1) and 2) were InnerGerman -> Germany (not existing as a state) couldn't win them

"Deutscher Bund" (German Federation) was much less a state than NATO

>germans
>human beings

Germany didn't lose in WW1 and WW2 didn't happen.

germany as a country has never won a war. You only won as prussia + germanic tribes.

Most cucked country in the world. They start and lost two world wars and even have a soviet monuments in Berlin glorifying Red army who raped and loot the whole country and was dominating half of it til 89, and now Russian press who was serving in occupied Germany in kgb is friend of German kanzler.


Cuuuuuuucks in the nutshell!

>germanic tribes in the middle of the goddamn XIX century

>Germany has never won a war
But who is ruling Europe? Not UK, for sure...

Europeans aren’t.

hahahahahaha

GERMANY is the JUST of EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
hahahaha, sad!

ok KARA BOGA be praised

My country never lost a single war, and no one hates us (literally, no one).
Feels good.

East Germany was in a support role in the Prague Spring on the side of the Soviets.

So they won that.

How do you recognise a foundation myth? It fulfils three functions. 1)It explains the origin and structure of the world (and society). 2)It defines ultimate good and evil (and from those definitions are derived the values that are used to justify the holding of power). 3)It determines what is held sacred in that society. For modern Westerners the story of WWII has become their foundation myth. It fulfils all three functions. 1)We live in the ‘Post-War World’. The lines on the map, the institutions, the sense of what era we live in, all arise from the starting point of WWII. 2)Ultimate evil is Nazis. Ultimate good is opposing Nazis. The values derived from these definitions are anti-racism, equality, diversity, anti-nationalism and so on. 3)The only thing that is held sacred, that cannot be denied or mocked in the contemporary West, is the Holocaust. The problem is that all three functions are backwards or negative. Instead of the origin event being one of fertility and new life, it was a conflagration of death and destruction. Instead of ultimate good taking the central position in the story that slot is occupied by ultimate evil. Everyone knows that Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil, holds the centre point of the WWII story. Instead of that which is held sacred being something mysterious and sublime it (the Holocaust) is an obscenity. Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.
> Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.

brazilians hate their own country enough already

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We won the war against intolerance, racism and xenophobia, shitbag.

Good Show Lad!

Germans conquered Rome.
They were doing well in ww1 before the Jews backstabed them.
They defeated the French and English armies in ww2. Britain sustained herself with aid from then 'neutral' USA. Britain lost most of its power because of this. They defeated millions of Russians despite being vastly outnumbered and came close to winning ww2.
At this point all four of the worlds greatest powers are at war with Germany at once, (Britain, France USA and Millions of USSR mongols ) Germany is completely surrounded, allies have access to unlimited supplies and support from their massive territories. Germany has very little. Supplies and soldiers begin to dwindle. JEWS finally get America into the war. Germany losses the oil fields in Russia, now has no means to fuel superior tanks, land vehicles, sea raft or aircraft. Tiny Germany heroically fend off invaders for as long as possible but there are simply too many Russians. Russians defeated Germany and USA and Britain takes the credit.
Therefore losing ww2 is understandable

>We won the war against intolerance, racism and xenophobia, shitbag.

We know germany.

Dont be an instigator

>germany starts losing right as they become an Empire

Only NEETs and city dwellers hate their own country.
Another map for your collection. Some shitfaced nigger imported infected monkey from Africa to eat and manage bring back yellow fever.

Isn't Southern Brazil mostly white tho? Why don't yall let Argentina annex you?

>northern argentina
>white

Franco-Prussian War, it was extremely important as it made Germany the dominant continental Power in Europe, and ultimately lead to WWI. How about you learn about history you stupid tea sipping cuck!

i dig it

>Prussia
>Germany

The Amerimonkey everyone

>Isn't Southern Brazil mostly white tho?
Yes, but we are not 100% as some people try to meme. We have plenty of colored people (mostly natives).

>Why don't yall let Argentina annex you?
Lol, we rule the blacks. They are our cheap workforce and most of our profitable rare minerals reserves are in the north.
We don't have the same problem as america. America used to be a country where the vast majority was white and now is slowing changing. Brazil was never white. We take the power and never gave it up.
We mix most of our niggers and brain wash them in thinking they are white, so they actually support us in power.

Germany would have been much better if you allied with them in ww1, George.

Why did you choose France instead?

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> Prussia a historical German State which unified the German Empire under its banner
> Somehow not Germany

Ok muhammad

germany become a country because of all the wars it won

How about you fuck off, and leave the elders decide, you were still trying to be relevant back then, your involvment was minimal in WW1, you don't know shit, you shut your arse of a mouth and you piss off.

Prussians where a Baltic tribe. They where ruled by germans, but they where not "germans"...

Germany was already de facto unified under the Norddeutscher Bund. Is this the power of British 'education'? Do you learn anything other than singing 'Rule Brittania' while sobbing over your lost empire?

> Be French
> Get ass handed to them in WWI
> Require British Help to stay alive
> British/American forces win the war
> Feel insecure about your dick size, and your women sleeping with German soldiers during the war
> Impose treaty of Versailles holding Germany Responsible for the war (even though they didn't start it)
> Punish them severely
> Results in WWII

Yeah... You guys are totally right....

Old Prussians were wiped out by German invaders (Teutonic Knights, Livonian Brothers of the Sword) during the Northern Crusades. That's why they're called "Old Prussians". The race of "Prussians" in the 19th/20th century were purely descended from the German settlers.

quick history of germany:

youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

We invented your non country so be quiet Anglo puppet

Omg you're retarded. East-Prussia was just a fiefdom of the Duchy of Brandenburg and when they unified their lands by buttblasting Poland they called themselves 'Prussia'. They weren't fucking Slavs, you inbred mongrel. You're kinda wrong by about 500 years. The Prussian Slavs were already long genocided by the Teutonic Order by then.

>even though they didn't start it
Germany did not started the fire. True, but Germany shot first and declare wars on France (was actually the smart move, use his continental stationed army before France could move their trops to counter their numbers)

Thank you!

You do realise that Poland created the Duchy of Prussia in 1525 century, during "Hołd Pruski"

France began mobilization of its forces on the German border because of Germany declaring war on Russia (because Russia declared war on Austria-Hungary, because Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, because Serbia assassinated their Arch-Duke). It was a preemptive strike on France before they could fully mobilize their forces.

>German settlers
There was no German settlers.
The entire of Prussia under the german rule started with a crusade, after they build a church they also build some castle and start to collect taxes and recruit people into their army.
They where not Slavs. They where Baltic.

Nope, we fought and won our own independence and all you cucks did was sign a treaty to recognize us as a country. You added us to the Netherlands in 1815 and we shit in your face by winning our own independence by 1830. You mongrels were too fucking weak to even invade us and contest it, so you had no choice but to accept. Man, you do sit around all day sing 'Rule Brittania' while crying, being so deluded over your own influence.

Das rite

That's literally a map of the old prussians prior to the Teutonic Conquest/Genocide... Are you retarded?

In an effort to stop being buttblasted by trying to claim their 'rightful' land, but Brandenburg shit all over you in more than one war and you had no choice but to give up Danzig and allow the unification of the rightful Prussia. Stop crying you Polack cunt. You had the biggest Kingdom in all of Europe and you got assraped by a few German farmers with pitchforks.

>Germany has never won a war

Monkeys hate you. If niggers are people, so they are. And what that makes you, mmm !? A FUCKING CANNIBAL ! Bad brazil bro, bad ! you goddamn barbarian. You could at least eat niggers. There is plenty of them and they are destructive.

>Belgium

Ferme ta gueule fils de pute

Baltic people are West-Slavs. Fucking retard. Holy shit I'm so fucking sick of all these disgusting brown rice farmers thinking they know European history.

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They are the niggers of white people.

Woo, triggered nigger. Get your pills mamadou.

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Dude, they only created Germany to beat the French in 1870 - go learn some history.

germany has been actively destroying europe for hundreds of years

based anglo defeating nazis

>3,864,000
Filthy Saes.

Sure thing.

There was no Genocide. There was a conversion of the Baltic tribes into Christianity that lead to adoption of a mixed of german and baltic know as Plautdietsch.
Why do you think people will slaughter them? for what? They make money of the peasant. They needed those people to build armies and keep spreading Christianity.

Really? I thought that was the meds who literally have nigger and dune coon blood in their veins...

>Be Germany
>Start World War
>Surrender
>Butthurt about surrender terms
>Start another World War
>Surrender again and be occupied

Fuck this country

Prussia does not count. Modern Germany after it was formed by Bismark is what he means.

You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. But the question that I want to ask, that we all want to ask is - who are you? I've never heard of you, nobody in Europe has ever heard of you. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is of course pretty much a non-country.

Literally all of Europe is German. From England to Spain to Italy and evn North Africa before the Arab invasions. When the Roman Empire fell the Germanic tribes genocided and raped their way across the remnants of the Empire. In essence every single one of us is a German rapebaby.

Tbh we all participated. England was always eager to spread war on the continent, and France and Germany eager to conquer. US happy to watch wars from far and sell weapons and offer loans. And other countries did their part. But only recently it became a real problem for all of us, the war by immigration and demographics. And no country is fully responsible, rather a few groups of people. We know who.

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>Brazil was never white. We take the power and never gave it up.
>We mix most of our niggers and brain wash them in thinking they are white, so they actually support us in power.
That's... pretty sadistic. I like it. The meme of Brazil has always been "le 40% face" but I guess yall aren't as bad off as some people claim. Sure places like Rio are going to be shit, but at least yall keep the niggers somewhat in line.

It looks like the "Germany never won a war" is the "French surrenders meme".

Weird, when you look at both Germany and France they're the bullies of Europe when you talk about land war.
(Anglo are good too, but on water)

why did she do this?

It wasn't 'Prussia', you dense cunt. It was the Norddeutscher Bund, which in essence was already a unified Germany with 1 government and 1 currency, minus the few remaining German territories they reconquered from the French in 1870.

Yeah, i can't take a gastronomic insult from a French ;)

BTW, i never ate monkey, but i have eated Capivaras. AND THEY TASTE REALLY GOOD.

By roman descriptions, apart from the Suebis, everyone east of Elbe river is slav. But their language is quite different from those derivate from proto-slav (at less for what i have read). People categorize them as Balto-slav language just because they are different from other indo-europeans languages.

It's funny you should quote Nigel because if he wasn't a total retard, he'd know the people of Belgium have the power to dismantle the entire Union and they very much want to do so too.

>They defeated millions of Russians despite being vastly outnumbered
What is this bullshit? Are you reffering to the battle of Stalingrad? It was Crotia, Italy, Germany and another power against the USSR. Then the Soviets marched on Berlin and 2 milliom Soviets took on the entire German industry.

You're so full of shit and no wonder brown people are taking over your country.

You could added Arthur Zimmermann if you actually did some search.
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Zimmermann

while it is not good to lose wars, it is far worse to win wars but be wrong
the englishman can see himself here.

He exhibits the same need to see himself as the good guy as the american does. Maybe because if one looks at how much anglos have destroyed, it is hard to bear.

After all we have to thank the british and the americans for the catastrophic state europe is in. The brave new world could have never been implemented here in europe were it not for the american and british assault on the continent.

Stop with this fucking cuck meme. Seriously, it's not even accurate.

A few years ago my gf cheated on me with a black guy, but I forgave her and we've been happy ever since. That doesn't make me a fucking cuck you stupid faggots.

>Roman descriptions

Thank God we have science now.

Belgians don’t have the power to do shit. That’s why the EUchose to be based in your fake country. If it was anywhere real the place would’ve been torched by now.

Belgians are just cowardly French with none of the history.

learn to read monkey

the baltic tribes circa 1200 c.e. were pretty much genocided during the northern crusades to rid the continent of paganism

the forced conversion of the nordic peoples happened in the same period, the difference is sweden had some dynasties going on while the teutonic order straight up settled in the baltic region forming their own state fucking the baltic peoples so they mostly vanished

at some point in the protestant reform the teutonic order collapsed and poland took over the part where the prussians used to live and formed the duchy of prussia of the house hohenzollern which was the one that later unified germany, but at that point the territory was already inhabited by germanic peoples of today's northern poland

Well, they look pretty Slav east of Elbe river, don't they?

>Be German
>Never ever win any war
>Attempt genocide in the 1940's
>Fail the genocide get BTFO by communists
>Communists gang rape 77% of German women aged between 13 and 32
>Gene pool destroyed and weakened forever
>Invite Turkish 'guest workers' to help rebuild
>Never ask guests to leave
>In fact invite more guests over many decades
>Eventually elect ex-Stasi lesbian Marxist who just tells all the Islamic world to come
>Days after Islamic world empties prisons German/commie hybrids welcome new friends at cologne train station
>Same German/commie hybrid whores raped en masse weeks later by roaches at same train station
>Meanwhile Germans no longer breeding effectively
>Roaches with 4 wives (many German wives) averaging 17 kids each
>Be Islamic state by 2030
>Germans become despised minority who serve only as an inconvenient reminder that the land once belonged to others
>Germans Genocided in their own land
>This time genocide succeeds
>In 200 years the 'White German' is a rumour, a myth, a conspiracy theory discussed by Turks after Friday prayers

With the Lend-Lease Act the USSR would've surrendered in 1941, you know this, right? You can't actually fight a war without bullets.

Israel and England is the same thing

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The UK and France both got wrecked in either world war by Germany, you didn't beat them. The United States and Russia did.

Brits got cucked up to Hadrian's wall. Germany brought down the Roman fucking empire.

Strawman, that's one

And two, why are you so butthurt?

>were pretty much genocided during the northern crusades to rid the continent of paganism
Then the germans where also genocided? because they where pagans too few centuries back.

You are an eternal disappointment you Trudeau cuck

>does everything to start a war
>"you schtarded zee var"

It's, ok you're a dumb brown monkey so I can forgive you for failing to distinguish between East and West Slavic. Also, thanks for reinforcing my point that Baltic = Slav. You literally just made my argument for me but you're a dumb brown monkey, so you've probably already forgotten what your initial stance was.

The fact that you know and recognise that quote, the fact that it's burnt into your memory and consciousness makes me smile and feel warm inside.

And when you look at some lost wars...the french 1st empire, lost against a unending series of war versus a coalition several times stronger, ww1 and ww2 , lost against large alliances several times...etc. it is a miracle these wars lasted so long, instead of ending immediatly, and a testimony to the power of said nations. And anglos are badass too, if you look at their colonial wars, including vs french. Curiously, they lost the US ownership on sea, when the french fleet destroyed theirs, until this, they pretty much slaughtered the colonial militias. No country has a military history as rich as these UK, France and Germany.

Because revising history to make your own shity empire look better makes you no different than a disgusting SJW.