Justin Trudeau here, AMA

I AM honestly growing sick of the American alt rights rhetoric about me and my pushback stars here.
I heard there are people saying bad things about me on this site, I may appear benign on the outside by I have a tough exterior and was undefeated on the ring Glove up and step in the ring with me or shut the fuck up you basement dwelling fuckpuppies.

what does penis taste like?

>AMA
is Castro your dad?

How much leaf would a leafblower blow, if a leaftblower could blow leafs?

>I appear benign on the outside but I have a tough exterior

Well, you certainly write like a brain damaged boxer.

Ask your dad

No you colossal retard

Can I fuck your wife?

What socks do you wear when your wife pegs you leaf bitch

If I kill you, do you win?

You should be worried about your mom who Trump is probably anal fucking with a horsemask on

Like you would ever leave your fanny pack alone for 5 minutes.

I met your father in 1982, at a park in Montreal. I was 3 years old and he kissed me. My mom still has a picture of the encounter. True story, so my question is, why are you such a faggot ?

>fascination with bestiality
>leaf
I'm not surprised

I didn't say your mom fascinated me

Oh bullshit.

Don't make me cut your aid.

You're a cuck and even indians who can't poop in the fucking loos know it and laugh at you for it.
To us Quebecois your entire family is a disgrace, your father sold his soul to the PRC and made empty promises, only to flood our only metropolis with migrant retards to sabotage our exit from a federation we never agreed to be a part of.
>inb4 just a fucking Larper
I don't give a shit, thread like these are good to let off some steam.

>The budget will balance itself

Hehe, thanks for shining a positive light on German humour, even if it's a proxy.

how's the weather in canuckland?

This isn't a question, just a bunch of false allegations and paranoia.

Those "migrant retards" actually contribute to economic growth unlike you slimeball

Slowly getting warmer.
We've reached 9 degree Celsius here, and probably will reach the 12th mark by next week, hopefully.

spring rains came a little early here.. guess it's gonna flood when the real rains come

Stop mocking our leader buddy.

Not when they're on welfare or on refugee gibs they aren't.
And they aren't adding to culture either.
Fuck you and your foreign policies man.

Peirre Trudeuas wife may have fucked Mick Jager on her 6th wedding anniversary. True story

>canada
>giving england aid

Our culture has always been cosmopolitan, diversity is our strength

What have you done to improve our economy? Milk some cows?

We give aid to all Muslim countries

why do countries even accept refugees?
they know,right how hard it will be for them to accept the cultural change

diversity is not a strength
decency is a strength

Pierre Trudeau did so much to vilify the name. Then fuck headed libtards and young progressives who thought they were educated voted for him because they recognized his name

novel ideas

>read it or heard someone talk about it
>must be the best thing ever

Holy shit

Because decent people have a heart.

What would you do if you were a leader and children who have nothing to do with a gruesome war needed shelter?

Hydroelectric, wood and aluminium production, diamond, gold, iron and schist gas extraction, pharmaceutical and aeronautical expertise to export.
It's almost like we actually contribute to the economy. Weird, uh?

Do you think peoplekind will ever migrate into space?

You're true hero of Wakanda sir

Chupa mi verga, pinche joto!

Hearts have nothing to do with efficiency and righteousness.
What you are doing is exporting the problems they are having from their countries to ours.
If you really wanted to help them, you'd set up safe zones inside their own countries where the civilians can be safe from civil/international conflicts.
But you don't, because you follow an agenda both abroad and at home.

Haha I saw black panther too

are any of Blizzard Entertainment's products considered a contribution to Canuck culture? If so that's my contribution.

Kek.

*leaves

Prove it or gtfo dumb larper

You really know nothing about foreign policy, and your industry is dying.

When are we gonna box?

Nice. One day, I wanna be as good at comebacks as you, fucking faggot.

What did he mean by this

You're all virgins and your president Trump is the last gasp of a dying idea.

Oblivious dumb belgians aren't a meme

I would leave them to fend for themselves, Canadians and Canada first. When our problems are solved, is when we can help solve other problems. The fact that the government puts foreign nationals ahead of their own citizens is disgusting

Foreign policy is going to the shitter anyways.
Look at what is happening with Russia, with Israel, and with how the U.S. handles its War on Terror.
We could literally bring an army across the sea and occupy Belgium and not one U.N. or E.U. representative would aggressively resist us.
And you're telling me my industry is dying? How about Alberta's oil sands, which are an actual drain on the federal budget who supports it? How about its agriculture, being replaced by inefficient oil fields that get extracted in less than ten years and then pollute the lands for more than twenty-five afterward? How about British Columbia, how about Ontario?
This whole country is tearing apart and that's the exact reason why I want off the ride, you absolute white nigger.

dude if you are going to pretend to be Justin Trudeau can you at least write your AMA out in a believable way?

Based trudeau

>muh dick

So it's now my fault Stephen Harper put Canada in a recession and suppressed industry profits by lowering oil prices?

lol you really have no clue, you're worthless

This is fascism

troll detected.

Trudeau put Canada way further in the hole. Harper balanced spending. Recession during his power was global and we did well considering

I thought that the fundamental definition of Fascism is that the people exist to serve the state.

Fasces have been a symbol every western government has used since the Roman Empire.

If the government exists to serve the people, then it's not Fascist. Juris by definition is the common will of a people.

If a government ignores the will of the people, it is no longer Jurist. It has become Fascist.

Canada was gonna hit that recession whether or not Harper was in power you absolute numbskull, and that is because we're in an open-economy.
The only way you could actually prevent a recession in an open-market country in a financial capitalist country is to control the financial transactions, which are controlled mostly by the United States due to how we rely on their currency for international trade, or by setting our currency at a set exchange rate, which we don't have because we're not a country with a big enough population to maintain our currency stable.
As for the industry, this was done to reduce both the price of production by shipping the jobs and the price of oil by pushing its production.
I'm no friend of Harper because he follow typical boomer conservatism, but you're even worse for saying the economy will fix itself without having back-up gold, nigger
2/10, made me respond

Take a DNA test I dare you

Am i retarded?

Look at your wittle arms and wittle shoulders.... hahahahaha

How about you pay for one for me.

And friendly reminder, for you worthless economical illiterate, that recession/boom cycles are constant occurence in financial capitalism and that the only option one has in that system, if he wishes to end that cycle, is to balance the debt the way Duplessis did and veer toward economical independance.

>this is fascism
Got anything else? Thats a pretty weak fucking argument

It's a good thing I'm not ignoring the will of the people by accepting migrants then

Nothing more to call it

agreed. assuming you really are Trudeau, you are the lawfully elected chief executive officer of Canada. Juris will provide another check of the will of the people of Canada in the next election.

I doubt I will even be running against anybody

It will be a sweep, perhaps I'll even go uncontested

Cant wait for the collapse then. How bout you speed it up? Im getting tired of waiting

that's some wishful thinking right there.. lol good luck buddy

>A challenger appears

poo in loo?

As a national socialist, i am still a person and i
even consider myself a philanthropist (sterilizing 1,000,000 disabled people saves thousands of generations from their faulty genomes).
I would kindly like to ask you if you could toss me a sign of recognition as a mostly despised minority and get a swastika tattoo somewhere on your chest?

>I may appear benign
no. You look like a faggot that would sink a country

Oh my god, I'm a huge fan! It's sad though that my wife's boyfriend is a Trump fan, I've been trying to change his political beliefs but he won't bite. One time, when my wife and him were having sex, I told him how much you helped the people of Canada, but he just told me to fuck off and came inside my wife, I think that she might be pregnant, and she wants to keep it, which is fine, but I told her to get her boyfriend out of the house then. This made her really mad and we argued for 1-2 hours after that, at night, she let her boyfriend cum inside her because she was so angry. I heard their moans and groans as well. God, sometimes I wish that I could send my wife's bull back to Syria, I know it's a bit bigoted, but he's so annoying, especially after he got my wife pregnant.

National socialist in Germany?

That's illegal, I'll inform merkel.

i see your boxing trudeau. you should't invite strangers to fight when you sucks at fighting.

hope your wife enjoy big black dicks while you are in your cuck cage. anyway looking forward for more of your stunts. your costumes are awesome. keep going. you could allways be movie star. nobody can be funny like you. you can humilitate canadians, indians and yourself in same time and go for more.

Take your medication you ballistic manbeard

I think you are the perfect president for Canada.
It's not a compliment.

>ballistic manbeard
It's "peoplebeard" bigot. Check your privileges as a white man, mister Trudeau.

This barely qualifies as English, our migrants can speak more coherently than you.

I also loved how you corrected that fucking slut that dared to say m*n.

>economic growth
George soros your master just wants to import migrants to then cause civil unrest and crash the economy and buy the country you know that right? He has been kicked out of 23 countries for doing that you retard fucking barbie

Person Trudeau, how many bulls does your wife have?

were you teased for being castro's bastard son? is that why chandler beat you up? how many kids have you sacrificed with soros?
do your family members share their shame and embarrassment when you dress up like a faggot or a poo, or, do they hide their shame from you? how many bulls have you prepped for your wife? how many canines have your wife fucked? is it true that if you kill your enemies they win? is that your military's pogrom? describe your feelings when trump cucked you.

No, manbeard implies toxic masculinity which he and you are blatantly spreading.

Stop sucking the bankers cock you fucking retard and ally with trump hes doing the right thing your fucking up canada

>Toxic masculinity
You mean "civilized behavior", mister Trudeau.

It's Person TRUDEAU YOU FUCKING BIGOTED RACIST PEACE OF SHIT NIGGERHATING ANTI-SEMITIC GOYIM HOMOPHOBIC SEXIST TRANSPHOBIC SHITLORD!!!!!

Here's a deal, I'll ally with Trump when he rejoins the Paris climate agreement, reaffirms his commitment to NAFTA, and apologized to the Mexican and Muslim people for defaming them.

Is this what Russian subjects consider humor?

have some burgers

>Russian subjects
You can't say that mister Trudeau, they're officially still independant.
You wouldn't want to insult anyone's country and culture, now, would you.

Oh my god, Person Trudeau, you finally payed attention, I just wanted to say that I love to put a pencil up my ass to pictures of you while my wife's boyfriend watches sports on the TV in the other room!

Hey Justin, what do you think about your half brother Fidelito's suicide?

...

Trudeau should come and walk the streets of the cities he’s fucked over.

>walk through toronto
>4 jamals, 8 tyrones and 27 mohammeds show up
>beat his pretty boy ass
>rape him to death like the countless virgins before him
>the people he’s fucked over just watch as he’s pounded into prolapse
>blood everywhere
>by the end he’s a ravaged corpse with broken limbs and a gaping sphincter
>only then do leafs brandish their illegal guns that they bought to protect themselves and kill the monkeys and sandniggers
>a holy war begins

Desu vult

why did you let Trump fuck your wife?

Can't you just leave me alone?

Or at least fight me