So you're in the club with you're waifu and this faggot comes up and slaps you on the ass, what do Sup Forums?

So you're in the club with you're waifu and this faggot comes up and slaps you on the ass, what do Sup Forums?

Suck his penis.

Bend over and force my are waifu to do the same.

Ask the cutie if he wants to come with us.

Tell him that Eva is pretentious shit and that he should have fucked Misato.

Tell him to get in the fucking robot.

He can't he has gay disease

Nah. Kaworu manipulated his heart.

Nah, I'm pretty sure he was always gay

>this meme again
Shinji is bi at the very least.