USA BTFO!

>spend more money training athletes
>still come in 4th

How does it feel to get tea-bagged by the eternal leaf?

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I'm pretty sure our government doesn't fund Olympians.

Hahahahahahahaha the US women beat you in your national pastime of hockey. Get fucked leaf.

Oh yeah, just go to the will page for the US Olympic committee. No government funding.

>56% huwhite
>good at wintersports, the literal white man's sport
Chose one.

Winter Olympics is a meme anyway. Wait til Summer.

Congrats Leaf.

20 YEAR STREAK KEK

> not posting the real table

>summer
>1 United States (USA) 46 37 38 121
>20 Canada (CAN) 4 3 15 22

>more than twice the population
>only 2 more medals

How will Germany ever recover?

Didn't one of their female hockey players have a bitch fit and yank off her silver medal on the winner's podium during live coverage? Haha, leafs crack me up.

>4:3

>country where it is always snowing gets a lot of winter Olympics medals.
Huge surprise.

Leaf...you have a lot of catching up to do still.

>literally more than twice the size, still only has 2 more medals

Do you understand how scale works, Hans?

>Canada: 29 medals
>Muttland: 23 medals

LEAFED

>if you throw enough shit at the wall, enough of it will stick
Do you, fucking leaf?

Why does it say “Olympic athletes from Russia” Isn’t Russia a country

>Slide down a hill win a medal.
>Notice the liberal loud mouths all failed
>Lindsey fat slut Vonn only got a bronze

This is what happens when Team USA goes the diversity route.

How does it feel to get "tea-bagged" by Norwegians?

how?
how does canada beat america
all we have are chinks and trannies, what the fuck?

USA won the olympics

Norway has 5.2 million people, crushes Canada, Germany and USA. How does it happen? we're all white!

>doesn't understand what teabagged means
>has to use quotes

Wow, you Nords really are fucking stupid, aren't you?

Here, I'll help you retards out this time:
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I don't think you do, Hans. Let me explain: If you have two times the population of another country, you SHOULD be doing twice as well, since you have more talent to draw from.

We are beating you based on population/medal ratio and we are beating United States, well, on both population/ratio and sheer medal count.

I thought Germans were supposed to be smart.
Nah, just kidding, I never though that. I've studied enough history to know the only thing Germans are good at is having their women raped every few decades by foreign invaders.

xD

>Team USA goes the diversity route.
100% of the issue

A freaking leaf

>he thinks he's in a position to berate anyone

Duh, because whites are superior?
Canada is muttland, we're fucking 53%.

They should have a beauty pageant as part of the games.

It's to be expected when they can't use their niggers for track and fields also no ameriswim.

Not in kikelands. Its forbidden for goyim to reject the glorious (((un))) and (((us))) rules and banks.

>>doesn't understand what teabagged means
>>has to use quotes
>Wow, you Nords really are fucking stupid, aren't you?

You must be a pathetic person when you get angry in a troll thread, that you started

>implying any sport other than mens curling means anything in the winter olympics.

Nice oberservation

This. It's like landing on the moon

>started WW1
>lost
>turned Europe into shithole
>started WW2
>lost
>turned Europe into shithole
>let millions of sandniggers into Europe
>turned Europe into shithole

Your leader literally destroyed Europe, FOR THE 3RD TIME!

Germany, of all countries, has lost all rights to talk anyone down.

Also, we beat your sour kraut asses 2 times, so even by your logic, you lost to leafs.

Think about that. Think about that while you inhale Zyklon.

If you knew what teabagged meant, you would know that Norway is not teabagging Canada in that list, you dumb fuck. lol Holy shit, you morons are retarded.

I guess it's a saving grace that you are good at Winter sports, because you have nothing else going for you.

>started WW1
Stopped reading there.

What does it matter? Norway crushed your score, what the fuck does it matter anyway, you're nothing but a bugman. you need help.

no matter how bad we do at the olympics i'll still be comforted by the fact i will never ever be a leaf.

Wait for 2020. Our basketball Americans will show you what's up.

Norway has 5 million and is 1/4 of the size of you. So by your own argument your as pathetic as the rest of us.

niggers don't do snow user

>"OH NO! SOME RANDO DIED IN SERBIA? Well, time to declare war on Russia."
>"Let's see, the logical thing to do is invade France. However, in order to do that, I need to invade Belgium."
>"What's that? Belgium is allied with Britain and now I am at war with Britain?"
>"Who saw that coming?"

Not only are Germans retarded in logical thinking, but also somehow bad at war too. Honestly, having your daughters raped would actually be a good thing to cleanse your shitty gene pool.

Honestly, reading the history of WW1 is like the story why Germany should never have been a country.

WW1 was started by the assassination of arch duke frans Ferdinand you goddamn fucking leaf.

>"
Stopped reading there

What country? Barely any snow in Norway over half the year.

feels bad man

>the logical thing to do is invade France
the logical thing to do is always invade France, everyone knows this, britts , germans, nords, they fold every time

No, let me do something math for you. We are not as bad as you, you dumb fuck.

1st. 5 million to 36 million is not "1/4", you dumb mutt. It's more like 1/7.
2nd. 5 million to 330 million is 1/66.

So you see, you are astronomically incorrect when you say, "your as pathetic as the rest of us." Because there is a scale and your country sucks more dick on that scale.

However, my original argument is that we beat YOU, while having 1/10 the population.

>"1 guy dead means a war gets to start"
>"What's that? A country invaded other countries?"
>"Also, what is the 'War Guilt Clause?'"

Fuck, American education at its finest. First the retard above that thinks 1/7 is the same as 1/66, now this shit.


France being a shit country does not excuse Germany for starting a war that it lost and destroyed Europe with.
The two can exist simultaneously.

No one cares about the fake Olympics, it is like the race for the special children to feel like they are winners

>giving a shit about broomy ice, skatie board and bobbie sliding.

cool story leaf, enjoy your poutine and shitty weather, most Americans don't give a fuck.

norway got cucked hard on 50km mens skiing

>lose to US Womens hockey team
for gold medal ending 20 year einning streak
>mens canadian hockey team wins only bronze
Man you guys suck at your own so called national past time

Will trump accept the blame for this like he blamed Obama ?

>the absolute state of leafs

i welcome our Norwegian overlords. i bet they rake u leafs

The lads didnt take their asthma drugs because it was already getting a bit obvious when the all time record was broken. Glad you could capitalize, Jari.

They can't even make it to the top 20 list of best armies.

Your banter is terrible, stop embarassing us.

We don't need to be on that list because the US is our army.

>We don't need to be on that list because the US is our army.

Okay, that's a legit good burn against the Amerimutts.

They are pretty stupid for giving military aid out like candy.

Wanna talk about gold and Canada?

Is this the level of history education in leafland?

why did she take it off?

ya'll niggers

>I know you're comparing this one thing
>but
>what about this other completely unrelated thing?

Retard

Belgium wants to rewrite history cuz of all the times it got its ass kicked.

Sorry brah, not gonna happen.

Now do summer olympics

Nobody here cares about snownigger sports. Winning in the Winter Olympics is 2nd to being biggest potato in the Special Olympics as far as most Americans are concerned.

Congrats, potatoes, you've out-tarded us.

>What is Austria-Hungary

>mfw our guy went for slovenia cos we didnt support him enough financially and now he won a medal for them
:(

Winter Olympics is like the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded

it sort of helps being the only country in which you can practise the various disciplines

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Norway you're like 99% white and you live in snowlands. Of fucking course you and Canada are going to do well.

>Starts Weltkrieg sperging

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>beat everyone in hockey
>completely lose everything else
get on our level

>what is the War Guilt Clause?

jessica a qt

>nigger sports
Muttland

Actually taking the Treaty of Versailles seriously
kek

We still did well compared to the size of our respective countries, you dumb cunt. We have 22 medals to your 121, while having around 1/10 the population.

You still lose.

The butthurt is real

The diversion is real.

By the way, nice medal count, faggots.

Why weren't NHL players allowed to play this Olympics?

...

How does it feel to lose gold in your national sport both times?

Thanks. For 1/4 of your population, we're quite good.

That is a stupid line of argument, just look at Great Britain, using your line of argument if we had the same size population as the U.S then we should have got 328 medals at Rio (67 x 4.9) and 1,421 medals if we had the population of China (67 x 21.21)

Why are there so many fags per capita in Canada though ?

Given that we are in for an age of Inflation i reckon that retard is not gonna be judged well by history.

Well, no, because that would mean Britain did well. That's my point. A country's performance should be contingent upon its population.

How are you not getting this? It's not that hard.

US olympic comity is full of commie nigger loving faggots. i just could not give a shit. Enjoy you bronze with your commie nigger loving faggot mates, leaf.

>80 years old somehow increase the chance to get medals.

Wow this thread is hard to read. Non Canadians are honestly retarded, I've had my fill of stupid for the day.

Fair enough, both countries out performed when looking at per capita

>Worry about the olympics while your PM is the world's biggest cuck

Pathetic.

How does it feel to have your money seized to give to athletes? Ours is all privately funded, so stick that in your poutine and suck on it, leaf.

Tfw the Olympics ban 99% of all professional Canadian hockey players from competing but we still get second by sending highschool and college athletes.