I'm going to egypt

Black user here, how do you think I will be received by my brethren? Any tips?

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Nigger

hahahaha you are so fucked

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the more relatives you bring the more they will treat you like a kang

How so. People go over there all the time.

Document the move.

Spread your ass for your new Arab overlords.

>overlords
I'm richer than most of the people over there. I'll probably have a harem.

you'll be welcomed as the kang you wuz

will you move there or just visit

Visit, but if I like it I might move there

All they know is that you're American, they won't see you as a equal. They won't care about the color of your skin, they're just see you as a potention target. Just stay at the parts of Egypt for western tourists.

Arabs and muslims are relatively chill when it comes to treating niggers because we cleary know the disadvantage you were born with however you will be treated like a nigger because you are a nigger and a dickwasher at best. Nice bait though, nigger.

>I'm richer than most of the people over there
And you think that gives you power over them?

True they won't see me as an equal. They'll see me as a superior.

he's a big guy

4 U

Hey Tyrone, you should climb the pyramid and pronounce yourself as the new kang.

>Ukranian Coat of Arms

To a large degree yeah. It gives me leverage.

>an Ukrainian Kang
that's a rare Kang right there

the rus khanate was an african tribe

Probably will see you as a slave descendant like you are

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Just in case you are not trolling

Any fantastical bullshit about blacks building the pyramids will not be well received. The blacks in Egypt were Slaves and they'll be quick to tell you

Legitimate Egyptian here. And one of the few who's bloodline wasn't corrupted by Muslim / Arab Rape and their conquer of Egypt.
You will be laughed at, thought of as a joke at first, and then looked at with nothing more than scorn and prejudice.

However, most pure blood Egyptians left that shit hole years upon years ago. After Muslim expansion, Egypt suffered serious economic crisis and the increased Muslim population was not kind to the native population. Over the last couple hundred years, everyone has been abandoning that shit hole and leaving it in the hands of the Muslim masses who have continued to destroy it.
Also, most pure blood Egyptians look more like Mediterraneans. Not niggers.

They will remember you waz kings.

dude egyptians dont give a shit where you come from, as long as you have money and no idea how to get around, they will keep trying to scam you and empty your pockets

Watch out, whitey. We wuz ancient Ukrs and shiet. It was black ukranian pharaoh M'kola who dug out the black sea during the wars with white reptiloids.

is there any vids of amerinogs kangzing it in egypt?

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>They won't care about the color of your skin
lmao of course they will, blacks are less than 10% of the population there, not really liked either

Yeah look em up. Malcolm X, Tariq nasheed

Bandera was black.

This

They won't know I'm not from there until I open my mouth.

So you're nubian?

lmao you'll stick out like a sore thumb and be more lost than in father's day, get ready for a rude awakening kang treatment

wrong, egyptians are keen on spotting tourists, they can already tell you're not from there by the way you dress, walk, act or look around

I suggest you try blacker Nations like Wakanda, Maryland, Ohio, Illinois, Uganda, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Congo, California, Georgia and so on

If I dress in the native garb, there's no way they'll know.

You are not Egyptian

Do you feel in charge?

Hey I can post now :D

They will eat me

Like a Kang
Demand access to the pharaos chambers

I'll just link up with the local rappers, and try to cop some hash

plz tell us more. have you ever been genetically examined? are there any rare things in your understanding of the world?

You should go to Egypt and punch all the Egyptians for being bitch ass crackkka fake ass Egyptians cuz you wuz da real Egyptians. You gon let crackkkas steal yo identity my nigga?

He's a lying arab/Greek rape baby.

I'm just trying to see what's up with some bitches

The Arabs will kidnap you and sell you into slavery.

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>my brethren
Kek. Anyway, they'll try to hustle you at every street corner, that's what you can expect.

>Any tips?
If you want to buy something as a souvenir, haggle like there's no tomorrow. Don't drink tap water, bottled only, because God knows you'll need it. All of that said, hot drinks are better for quenching thirst. There is a high chance you'll end up with food poisoning too, easiest way to avoid it is to have a few shots of vodka every day. That's about it, unless you'd count "stop being a nigger" as a tip too.

Except I'm clearly not some poor migrant

I'm going to Africa, why would I stop being a nigger for that?

You forgot to thank me for the actual tips you were provided with, so you're already being a double fucking nigger. That's exactly what you should try to avoid while you're in Egipt famalam.

Watch "12 years a slave"...doesn't matter if your not poor.

The great pyramids and sphinx precede the ancient Egyptians that lived in that area. They just inhabited an area that was already developed. You can even see it with the inferior copies or the original structures.

This is true. The blacks washed dicks and the Jews built the pyramids homie

I'ma be running shit over there. I'll tell them I'm well connected and make promises to "put them on".

Were Egyptians gay zoophiles or something?

>Twelve years a slave is a movie
>My skin color will not make me stand out
>The state department

Egyptians are arabs not niggers, be careful so they dont enslave you

>here is a high chance you'll end up with food poisoning too, easiest way to avoid it is to have a few shots of vodka every day.

Polish education

Convince the other KANGZ to go with you and y'all can rule over dem eygptians dawg. But seriously bring all your niggas.

Nigga the only thing that's gonna be running is your own fucking ass on the shitter unless you shut the fuck up for a second here and actually listen - I mean it, have some alcohol handy. And as for getting hash, it's doable, but not by flexing and acting like you're the biggest g to ever grace the sands with your presence.

I'll be more invisible there than I am in suburban America.

How ironic. 100% sweetie.

Fuck dem niggas. They're simple minded and would embarrass me.

There's quite a few black immigrant workers in Egypt, they're mainly used as home servants or they're doing shit even Egyptians don't have the stomach for.

I'm black in America, but not in africa. Not that it matters. I know what it's like to clean toilets and shit.

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In between the central african migrants that try to reach europe but get enslaved instead?
Its easy to spot americans, theyre all goblino tier human, dunno if i even can say human

Spirits are actually pretty good at stopping diarrhea.
When I had such a bad case of the shits that I was peeing from my butthole despite all the carbon pills and the Imodium I ate, a few swigs of the booze I brought from home stopped it.

That said, don't fucking eat street meat. I'm fairly accustomed to 3rd world food and I mostly bought vegetarian food from street vendors, but the one time I bought grilled chicked I immediately got sick, and it was the same place I bought my crushed beans from.

You must want worms

What can you do? Eating toast bread and processed cheese for a month is no way for a human to live.
I was vaccinated and I had a few tests done when I got home, apparently it wasn't parasites.

I know you're just baiting, but seriously be careful. It's actually pretty dangerous right now in there, with constant attacks from Al-Qaeda.

I thought that shit was over

I've been there. The food sucks. You will likely not be seen as brethren by the sand Negros of the north. you will have to go south to where allot of the Nubians hang out. Although they may not see you as the same either since Nubians look allot different then American blacks.
the sites are great if you like ancient history. Allot of interesting carvings. I did see some blacks depicted in the artworks, but really not too much desu. If you're going there just for the kangs shit prepared to be disappointed. Make sure to check out the museum in Cairo, they have Ramses II mummy in there.
also be prepared to want to murder every poor sand nigger there because you will be flooded by poor assholes trying to sell you cheap shit at every site you visit. EVERYONE haggles so you can usually talk them down to 25% of their asking price. They can be pretty aggressive so get good at saying no in Arabic (which is pronounced 'la'), also hide your wallet cause they will try to pickpocket you.

I'm sure you will make a great Kang

Just recently, their army chief asked the president to extend their counter-terrorist operation, so it seems like nope

Arabs generally treat Negros worst than Euros.

I think you should post daily vids on YouTube. Make sure to tell us the channel. If it's good, we'll try to buy you back on the dark web if it turns out like we expect.

However, we will make you say that the racist white people were right about the whole thing being a bad idea.

I don't think that will be a problem

>If it's good, we'll try to buy you back on the dark web if it turns out like we expect
The day Sup Forums showed mercy, kek. He'll be good, provided he doesn't keep yapping about Yakub and all that shit. Or doesn't try to mingle with the actual Muslims thinking they're anything like the five percenters in Murrca'.

y'all hatin. I'ma have a blast. I might even get a qt. Spring break I'll let Sup Forums know.

you are retarded nigger. They'll kidnap you and sell you into slavery, you'l be sold to some rich Saudi or end up in Qatar. Arabs don't care like Whites do, stupid coon.

>Burger without passport gives travel advice

Don't matter, Arabs are racist.

If I get drunk like you're suggesting, ain't no telling what I'll say. Then again I'm easy to get along with. They'll love me over there I guarantee it.

So long as I don't get arrested I'll be fine

Arabs really hate blacks? What about black Muslims are they ok with them too?

Ok then, /thread. Enjoy. Careful with that hash shit though, unless someone offers (and if they will, it's going to be within someone's household, not out in the open) don't go asking for it. And don't take any prescription pills with you if it's anything that's considered a controlled substance in there, Google it up senpai.

But you just said you were the one in power.

People here are hilarious between. Millions of Europeans travel to Egypt every year. It's safe if you're a tourist and stick to the tourist areas.

If you really are a nigger then you're unwelcome everywhere because you are just a guest in another peoples home.

If you want to feel at home then move to Liberia, but of course, then you'd be surrounded by broke niggers and nobody really wants that, not even niggers themselves.

Can't wait to see your story on National Geographic, if you escape.

>California
>Black

>egypt
>nigger
>brethren
I've got some news mate

They won't be able to tell what I am.
Amerimutt privilege, you can be anything you want except white.

You'd fair better if you looked like a spick desu

I look nafri, but I can pass for Dominican.