The Emu War. Had Enough!!!

That's it. I've fucking had it with this "Emu war."
American cities have wild bears running through them, as a constant thing.
Packs of wild coyotes live amongst you.
You've been trying to eliminate them for decades.
End result? More coyotes.
LITERAL PACKS OF BEARS RUNNING WILD.
At least in Australia, our cities are for human beings. Not wild bears and coyotes.
Do you understand how large Australia is? And how few people it has?

The Emu war is not a valid criticism of Australia.

Sick of it!
So mad.
*LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER*

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Emus

*has a coronary*

Here you go Satan.

We allied now

Its habbenin again!

fuck up cunt, americans never mobilized an artillery division to attack an animal. eat your fucking vegemite

Spot on, mate..
we'll eat a fucking bear.. raw.. then use its hollowed out body as a house..

[Has A Coronary] there i fixed it for you. if you want to larp at least do it the right way.

You can try and hide all you like but we know what you really are you fat beady eyed faggot

Bears are pretty solid Republican voters.

I used 2lbs of bianary on a beaver damn.

Difference is USA has no lost war to bear and coyote. When pest, kill. No fail.

Those bears look like chill dudes.

just drive through them with a wood chipper

Also, you are waste of post number.

Talkin bout honey and shit

You still lost to a pact of fucking birds.

Fucking asshole Opossums

Flock

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This is what Trudeau brings, hairy naked gay niggers running wild in public

Thanks Justin you fag

They steal your toothbrush too?

Ssssatan
>*LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER*
Maaaate. Jesus. It's Sup Forums....

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>"emus kill people"
>"ban emus"
>"that'll stop people from having emus"
>people still end up with emus

really makes you think

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Come on. They're adorable.

*raises paw*

whens drop bear season?

Bears are nice.... why did you get trip 6's though... that's what I"m wondering.

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Goblin cats are cute as fuck

it begins!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go mobilize an artillery division against the coyotes of LA and see how you do tough guy.
Thanks for looking out Sup Forumsro I am pretty new after all. [Extends arm in handshake of gratitude]
Mate, I'm telling you. These emus are fucking savage. Have you ever seen one chase a dog around a tree?
youtube.com/watch?v=XXiR8wdyiCc
Fuck with an emu at your peril.
Do you guys even HAVE animals?
Fear me.
We are gonna use them as steeds one day, after we fit them with bionics.
Such a good point. American possums are the ugliest fucking thing in the world. Australian possums? Beautiful darlings. But ours are still stronger in a fight

He da debil

butts and dicks

33 balls.... slapped up against an asshole

>We allied now
>t.cuck

Mate the emu's fucking beat us down hard.
Now we have the NZ ibis trying to pick the stranglers.