Lithuania

I am of lithuanian ancestry and I want to go to Lithuania and join the politics. Some of my policies would be:
>Disallowing all immigration of non-Lithuanians
>Subsidizing of farming to aid increase in food supply and population
>Take Kaliningrad (BALTIC CLAY)
>Mandatory basic military training for all fit men between ages of 16-24 over a summer. (Multiple benefits, men who pass receive gun to take home.)
>Relief for the poor especially during winter
>Ban alcohol, smoking, tattoos, pornography
>Do anything to stop brain drain and Increase population.

I hope you enjoy getting your dreams crushed then.

P.S. I'll support you if you bring that flag back.

Pessimist. This is not the type of thinking Europe needs right now

>I am of lithuanian ancestry

Anyway, tell me more about your ancestry.

I am not a mutt you stupid subhuman slav

My mothers side is Lithuanian. Her grandmother lived in Vilnius but left to America around world war 2. My father's is english.

Do you know any Lithuanian?

One girl moved here to America from Lithuania but not really. I'm going to learn Lithuanian language.

i'm mordovian

>>Mandatory basic military training for all fit men between ages of 16-24 over a summer. (Multiple benefits, men who pass receive gun to take home.)
>>Ban alcohol, smoking, tattoos, pornography
Retard

>I am of lithuanian ancestry
Lithuanians outside of Lithuania are not Lithuanians
>and I want to go to Lithuania and join the politics
Implying anyone in Lithuania would vote for a foreigner
>Take Kaliningrad (BALTIC CLAY)
End of Lithuania
>Ban alcohol, smoking, tattoos, pornography
Enjoy the civil war

you're from Mordor?

Ok whatever bro but is there anything wrong with what I'm doing? You go on here and you see countless cowardice white guys lamenting about the past and how Europe is turning to shambles. Why not action for once instead of talk?

Just forget it man. Don't idealize Lithuania just because you have ancestors from here. It's a shithole, the language is hard with few resources to learn from and when you come here you'll definitely be disappointed. Just appreciate the fact that your great-grandmother was smart enough to leave.

This is what im talking about. What a loser. Alcohol, Smoking, porn and tattoos are objectively bad. If you disagree you are a degenerate fool and deserve your fate.

The real question is can you speak Lithuanian? if you can you get citizenship
It's only a shit hole because people wont have children and the economy won't move forward. Our people are too spoiled.

>glorious Pogoń aka the historical flag of Lithuania with Jagiellonian coat of arms on the shield
>modern Lithuania with an Africa tier and colours flag

what happened?

I don't disagree, user. I am just saying that it's impractical.

Russia happened

This.

>alcohol
you can't already buy it past 8pm, you can't buy it on sunday at all.
>smoking
already heavily discouraged and heavily taxed
this is how the packages look like
>pornography
not even a thing in Lithuania, only foreign porn is here.

I am probably anglo-Celtic or some shit like that and i'm coming to fuck all your women because I like pale blondes who are always drunk and I heard that was like half your country.
I'll be there in june after exams so prepare to lose your girl to me.
Don't worry i'll give her back when I go home.

yeah good luck internet warrior

nah, I'm just bantering. forget it

>not even a thing in Lithuania
Šaltas Volfukas

>Pogoń
>Lithuania

Kneel

Lithuanians and Finns are bros

Anything is possible. Your type of thinking is why all of Europe is burning whilst the white man sits on their fat ass
, covered in hideous tatoos, drinking, smoking and jacking off to disgusting filth. You are a disgrace

>I am probably anglo-Celtic or some shit like that and i'm coming to fuck all your women because I like pale blondes who are always drunk and I heard that was like half your country.
>I'll be there in june after exams so prepare to lose your girl to me.
>Don't worry i'll give her back when I go home.

that's just some literal retards streaming themselves on facebook, I don't think in their mind they even thought about the fact what they were doing was pornography

fuck off, we're full

*tips fedora sexily*

did you even read my post

>flag
>I want to go to Lithuania
>Disallowing all immigration of non-Lithuanians
kek
>Take Kaliningrad (BALTIC CLAY)
retard alert
>Mandatory basic military training for all fit men between ages of 16-24 over a summer.
There already is conscription. As if more zogbots are needed
>Do anything to stop brain drain and Increase population.
You would somehow need to raise wages by at least 3 times

Bernie sanders tier delusions

Before

of course, now come visit our country more

I'd watch a sitcom about this.
Not like anything better can come out of this idea.

>Mutt goes to Lithuania and lectures them on banning alcohol and cigs and pushes for war with Russia over Koenigsberg
>gets laughed back to America
>an heros alone

>Take Kaliningrad
Go ahead, big boy. Just remember, real life isn't the same thing as internet larp, there will be consequences.

>Anything is possible. Your type of thinking is why all of Europe is burning whilst the white man sits on their fat ass
>, covered in hideous tatoos, drinking, smoking and jacking off to disgusting filth. You are a disgrace
no one cares

I don't think he even thought that kaliningrad belongs to fucking russia

>koenigsberg
germanboo pls

What would you suggest my friend? Eat potatoes and drink some kvass?

how about reform the education system so it trains people to get jobs instead of training them outdated stuff that won't even land you an intern job

>Your type of thinking is why all of Europe is burning
>America
Listen, faggo. Don't talk down to me with your imaginary moral high ground, telling me that you're going to come here with an orchestra and fix shit up. You don't know our language. You don't know shit about our people. You're just a retard who played EU4 once.

If you want one part of lithuanians to commit suicide and another die from consumption of methanol, your plan is perfect.

You know what fuck everybody east of Germany.

also now that I think of it the baltic railway is such a waste of money, so many few people actually use trains in Lithuania and I doubt the railway will even increase tourism

Honestly, at this point I would vote for you just for th memes. Imagine having an American president.

what a cute boy

and he wouldn't even speak any lithuanian, lol

Koenigsberg / Kaliningrad should probably just go independent citystate with Old Prussian as a hobby-language like Cornish in west England.

Do you know who the fuck Kalinin even is?

Sub Saharan president when?

This photo looks eerily like me
How many lithuanian bitches do you think I will bag on my sex trip lads?

Hey rusbro, what do you think of this retarded post

Also lithuanian decent here. Howre the pure genes doing back in the old country these days?

Well buddy if you fat asses over there would do something then maybe I wouldn't have the need to do something about your little situation

You're probably a Jew.

Lithuania belongs to the soviet union

Be sure to take them all with you.

Uh no

ayy lmao and what makes you think you are able to do these things? What are your qualifications except being an obnoxious egocentric piece of mutt shit?

>he gave up this fast

Yeah lol, now go and fail at fixing west.

>you can't already buy it past 8pm, you can't buy it on sunday at all.
Gay. Didn't know that and wouldn't have expected it.

You keep saying fat asses, but here's some actual statistics

> I wouldn't have the need to do something about your little situation
No one is asking for your help retard :D
We're not going to let some Amerifat larper become the dictator of our country.

what the fuck are they eating in new Zeeland to get so fat

and this image is from 2007, now with all the "thick" fat memes imagine how fat your country is now, probably 90% are overweight

1. By fat ass I was alluding to also laziness
2. Prove I'm fat

/thread

It is rightful Prussian clay. Maybe I'll move to Germany (muh hueritage) and agitate to retake it from Lithuania after OP raises an Army of 16 year old teetotalers and defeats Putin.

I never said you were a fat ass, I'm just stating that your country is more fat than ours.

desu I feel a bit sorry for our idealist mutt friend. He only wants to help. Americans are just not used to the level of cynicism we have in Europe.

yeah this is very likely since a lot of "lithuanians" who went to the new world were jewish

Gulag

What do you think?

>Romania isn't on this list
>Moldova is
really makes me think

I must be compensated for my ideas. I think 5 dollars per post will do

you have to have money to be fat
what ideas? and compensated? what for? what are you even talking about?

There's basically no alternatives for Kaliningrad, what's the point of dreaming how it should be.
As long as Russia lives, the military will hold onto it with its teeth. And they did their best for the place to be so stagnant that nothing interesing will ever happen there.

>Be Amerifat
>Fantasize about becoming the dictator of Lithuania
>Get nuked by Russia

Gib 5 dollah for Ideas, peasant.

>Moldova has money

if he really wanted to help instead of LARPING
>start a business in the US
>make tons of money
>move it to Lithuania
>make even more profit
>lithuanian economy profits
>lithuanians profit
>????
>profit

Holy shit I made that.

Go do it. I'm rooting for ya.

It was rhetorical my dude.

Move to America, we're down with European immigration and the midwest is still ripe with land and freedom.

funny I somehow thought it would be the most advanced region in russia considering how it's a port and the closest to europe

>Move to America

>even nowhere places like Lithuania fell for the anime jew
sad!

I want to stay in my country where I live with the same people and share the same language/blood and spirit

>and join the politics
Typical American. Thinks that the rest of the world is just like his own pseudo-country.
You cant become a politician if you are not Lithuanian yourself. And no, your "muh heritage" means jack shit. Your ancestors abandoned Litnuania for America, now stay there.

Also fuck off with your emulation of Nazi Germany there, we've had more than enough of socialism here for a hundred lifetimes.

you just got gyppd son

That's why I said it, supported by the fact that the emigration happened 'around ww2'.

no! he just wants to come to your country and preside from his high horse. we have plenty of people like that over here. narcissist in altruists clothes. pure edgy teen fanasy.

I never watched Anime, desu.

>tfw we're in such good shape we send autusts to come salvage your failures
La creatura creeps on your border mischka, dont sleep.

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