Vatican Miracle Examiner

Why the fuck is the "camera" in this show always at a 45 degree angle? Is it the optimal angle for religious worship?

muh Dutch angles

It's to prepare you visually for all the wackiness that this show entails.

Names keep being wrong.

DomEnica, not DomInica.

Giovanni Baffi, not Giuvanni Buffi.

Also, what kind of surname is Venninuanvi?
Teresa and Carlo having the same surname while not being related is actually relatively common, though-

Be glad it's not 45° degrees and from above

It's literally just there to annoy you and make you wary so I guess it worked.

This.

He doesn't wear his monocle often enough. Such a shame, I love asymmetric headgear.

Why were there two episodes this week?
Or did HS fuck up?

As far as I understand, it didn't air from where amazon usually got it.

Amazon didn't put up an episode last week so HS didn't rip one. I haven't checked the sub file but I assume Amazon put both eps up together and HS just took a day to adjust their bot.

Sexy Roberto.

It's art

Sexy Roberto wants you to remain pure and oblivious.

But Hiraga wants Roberto to teach him about love.

Hiraga knows plenty about love. The Lord has so much of it.

I'm pretty into this murder clown arc

I'm pretty sure you're just overthinking things buddy

What the fuck happened, they were dealing with monkeys and out of fucking nowhere a new arc? Did the subs skip an ep?

you skipped an episode m8

We are done with the monkeys
Now it is murder clowns

How dead is blond cop?

As long as based Suskins survives it doesn't matter.

I thought that was Thanatos?

Bill catches Roberto after he jumps out a window in 6 so he's got to make it.

I thought it was Hades

Hiraga must remain pure!

Roberto best bro

He could have sex with Roberto in every manner possible and he would still be pure.

this show is great
Mother Mary pray for us.

I don't believe in Jesus but I like this anime

Same

Watching Roberto destroy that guy was brilliant.

It's my favorite scene.

Never forget monkey magic

Is the faggot French priest the main villain?

No, he is Hiraga's true love.

Roberto's feelings must have been hurt when he heard this blasphemy.

Roberto knows his place as Hiraga's slave.

The real miracle is the rate at which these two encounter murders.

They should investigate this.

Jesus was real though, even if you don't believe in his true identity as son of God.

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Do Catholics find this series offensive given the yaoi subtext?

Actually, despite all yaoi panderings, I don't feel much yaoi undertone.

there's camera in anime, it's not recorded it's drawn

Seriously?

Unlike you, I don't actually seek those undertones, fag.

Calm down, they're easy to spot if you're not a brainlet, and the LNs and manga are shoujo.

Because it's a miracle

Kek

Hiraga is too beautiful for this world, too pure

>catholics

lol who cares, catholics deserve the rope along with muslims, jews and all that crap

Christian Dutch angles

No, in fact I never even thought about it until you faggots/fujoshits brought it up

Now you cannot unsee.

I seriously want a friendship like what Roberto and Hiraga have

We all dream that, user

They're so close without actually feeling over-the-top homoerotic, it's kind of nice. Of course the subtext is there but it can be handwaved away if you want to. Just bros who trust each other as professionals and friends.

>In the middle of the room, other than Archbishop Saul, was a young, handsome Japanese man. His name was Hiraga Josef Kou. Roberto’s close friend.
>His body was slender and dainty like a young woman’s. His fair Japanese skin and straight black hair were exotic. His large, almond-shaped eyes were covered by his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and thin. His lips were unexpectedly sexy and sensual.
>Roberto loved Hiraga as if he were the most beautiful work of art.
>When Roberto looked at Hiraga’s face he felt his tension ease, and with a soft smile, he walked to Hiraga’s side

Please someone translate all the novels.

And this is considered shoujo nowadays? Holy shit, they really want the normal girls and the fujobux at the same time.

Appreciation for beauty is fine and philia for another man is, by definition, pure

>Hiraga appeared from the bathroom half-naked. His body was very slender and delicate. Being Japanese, he was pale, his ivory skin radiant. His straight black hair was exotic. His almond shaped eyes were hidden under his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and narrow. His lips were surprisingly sexy and sensual. He had an appearance fit to be a woman. However, his seemingly strong-willed, straight dark eyebrows seemed to refute that.

>“Found them. I’m ironing them now.”

>When Roberto said this, Hiraga said “I’ll do it myself,” and took the iron from Roberto. Holding it with uncertainty, he began ironing. Roberto sat down in a nearby chair and gazed at the form of this young Japanese priest who he loved from behind. After almost an hour, he finished ironing.

book 1

Is that just a botched translation or is the writing really that stilted in the original Japanese? I have low expectations of any kind of literature associated with anime but those quotes are bargain-bin LN tier. Which would not surprise me in the least, but I thought the Vatican source was from a proper novel series.

It's not a pro translation and they seem to be going for accuracy more than word flow (they made a note stating that Roberto specifically was staring at how Hiraga looked from behind), so I would not judge the original author too harshly based on it.

Here's some actual book if anyone knows moon.

>Venninuanvi
I'm not sure how else they would have dealt with that slog of noises the Japanese call Italian.

God that's more domestic than catholic

Roberto cooks, cleans, does laundry, irons, drives, makes sure Hiraga gets up on time.

Roberto is the perfect wife.

"It was a joke, Hiraga. There's no way something that stupid could actually happen in this show."

I would be not that sure, Roberto-san

"But Roberto, remember that monkey?"

"But Roberto, our very first televised mission involved secret Nazi plots, Satanism, and Scooby-Doo whodunnit scenes."

Is this the newest Len Kabasinsky motion picture?

I miss that boi

As terrible as all the CGI and filtered recordings are, they add some kind of charm to the show. It's terrible in every way but the VA performance and I look forward to it every week. Shitty CGI crucifix Jesus and Mary statues and snakes are essential to my enjoyment.

Well, the CGI is not Berserk-level, so I guess it's all right for me

Haros is the guy who rows the boat across. Has a big stick.

I don't even understand what it is Hiraga didn't understand. Are we supposed to deduce that Teresa and Antonio getting together is suspicious? That because Teresa and Trones wanted to bang all along they killed Carlo and scared Dominica into a mental illness? This shit could happen in any tight group of friends. Pairing the spares is a thing in real life too, not just Harry Potter and Naruto epilogues.

>Hiraga appeared from the bathroom half-naked. His body was very slender and delicate. Being Japanese, he was pale, his ivory skin radiant. His straight black hair was exotic. His almond shaped eyes were hidden under his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and narrow. His lips were surprisingly sexy and sensual. He had an appearance fit to be a woman. However, his seemingly strong-willed, straight dark eyebrows seemed to refute that.
That reminds me of those tips there used to be on ffnet when I was a kid on how not to write a Mary Sue.

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Only because one of them isn't a little boy.

Honestly I don't even dare showing this to my catholic friend. She'd probably laugh it off in front of me but I think deep down she'd be a bit hurt by both the depiction and my laughter.