They never kissed or went on a date goku rawed her and died twice and had a green man raise his son

They never kissed or went on a date goku rawed her and died twice and had a green man raise his son

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it's just old-fashioned marriage live

my parents were that way

stop pushing this modern agenda

Toriyama is actually xenophobic and Chi-Chi is his portrayal of Chinese foreigners from the perspective of the Japanese. That's why she is an annoying old bitch that doesn't give or receive any love or affection, and isn't a good mother.

Chi-Chi is a good mother though.

how do you explain Vegeta and Bulma?

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No she isn't. Yes, she cares about her kids and their well being, but in her own neurotic and convoluted way. Having a mother like that would turn you into a sniveling, spineless and equally neurotic mess. The only reason Gohan and Gotten stand a chance is because their essentially gods compared to other humans.

they're* whoops

American (Vegeta) and British (Bulma)

She's just the typical Asian mother

Wish I was joking

She just wants them to study instead of growing up to be like their father. Which is pretty fair really, no one likes seeing their children get into endless fights for the rest of their lives.

No, she isn't. You are using real world standards as comparison to Chi Chi, which is retarded because her family isn't normal in any sense of the word.
>Her husband is the strongest man in the universe
>Her son can fly and explode planets
>YOU HAVE TO STUDY TO BE SOMEBODY GOHAN!
She's literally retarded, not even joking. It's like having a kid with the most amazing talent you can imagine and then trying to force him to be a wageslave. Gohan can literally conquer the planet if he wants and she tries to force him to apply to mundane jobs

>She just wants them to study instead of growing up to be like their father
This.

When they get engaged, Goku nearly dies against Piccolo. Next time he fights he does die. And then he gets so hurt he's in a full body cast for months while their son is in space.

It seems like a pretty reasonable fear for her. Literally every fight she watches in her adult life nearly or does leads to death.

She seems to mellow out after Goten and she realises that saiyans are OP.

>The American is a monarch

> Next time he fights he does die.
And then he resurrects. Like, every time.

>the most amazing talent you can imagine and then trying to force him to be a wageslave.
This. He doesn't even have to be a fighter, he could just become an athlete or a police commissioner or something where he can make use of his powers.

Mystic Gohan was literally the most powerful unfused fighter in dbz. How could Chichi let him waste that.

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The Earth Dragon Balls can only resurrect someone once.

If he died again, she knew he'd be fucked. It's only about the Namek upgrade that we get unlimited resurrects.

>Gohanfags sperging about Chi-Chi again
Anyone who sincerely thinks Chi-Chi didn't love and devote the shit out of herself to her husband and children is a moron. All she wanted was for Gohan to be safe and accomplished as something other than a country bumpkin martial artist like Goku and herself. We may think it's lame but that's from our perspective as lame normalfaggots who want an escape from the everyday and ordinary. She loosens up after Goku's second death and raised Goten as a mini version of her husband. They're peaceful because human blood pacifies the raging fightchimp in them.
This. Japs weren't big on PDA back then and Toriyama wouldn't into romance.

>Japs weren't big on PDA

PDA?

>How could Chichi let him waste that.
>i'd rather my son be a pretty good scholar instead of the most power being on the planet able to do anything he wants
titty is a country bumpkin brainlet

America is the king of the fucking world.

Public displays of affection
What does it matter how powerful he is beyond being able to fight foes? What will he do, be dictator of the world or some other shit he wouldn't do?

>goku rawed her

LOL Goku? Yeah right. More like she drugged him and climbed on top of him while he was out. Or she dragged his unconscious body to a doctor and said 'Get it out of him and into me!'

There ain't no way Goku even knows what sex is.

>implying Goku is a better parent by comparison

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He isn't wrong. Literally, prove him wrong. You can't because it true when America has military bases all over the world to help the UN in peace keeping.

just wait till the new Japan-USA trade deal between car manufacturers

what does it matter how smart he is beyond basic intelligence either? instead of doing the thinking of one man he could do the labor of hundreds of thousands of men.

if gohan learned architecture he could LITERALLY build rome in a day

No one is ambitious enough in DB to do that kind of crap. One of the villains wanted to use his wish to get taller.

>king
>the male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth.
The USA is not the male ruler of Japan, China, the EU, Australia, etc.
q.e.d.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Chichi is a better parent than Goku, though. At least she actually loves her children.

You are posting on an American imageboard, my foreign friend. America is top dog in everything.

> Claims Chi Chi is not a typical Asian mother
> proceeds to criticize Chi Chi for shit tiger moms do

Goku does loves his sons. Just like any country bumpkin, he just expects them to be independent and able to fend for themselves when he's not around. That's why Goku made Gohan fight Cell and Goten to fuse with Trunks to fight Majin Buu, he knew that they had the power to do it, but lacked discipline.

>unlimited resurrects.

2.

>>YOU HAVE TO STUDY TO BE SOMEBODY GOHAN!
Are you new to japanese things? Because this is how the japanese think.

Gohan doesn't want to be a space tyrant, or a martial artist like his dad. He wants to be a scholar, this is best shown when he teaches Videl how to fly in the Buu Saga. If it wasn't for time constraints, Gohan could've taught her the Kamehameha Wave in theory.

>They never kissed or went on a date

Nigga the very pic you posted is showing their first date.

Those scenes aren't canon.