What the fuck is wrong with poles?

What the fuck is wrong with poles?
Are they even human?

>he never got drunk and do something stupid
why even live?

No wounder spoons are banned in England dam Polish

Nothing is wrong with them. They live, while you just exist.

>getting drunk and doing dumb things
>any of the things listed in OPs pic

these things are considered ordinary drunken fumbles in Poland?

>bullet in head
>after party

>Five years after party
How did he know the bullet wound happened during a specific party 5 years ago? Knowing poles I know they like to get shitfaced on 60% smuggle Vodka, I have drank that shit and I was not conscious for long.

>Poland is the Florida of Europe

The only weird thing is getting lost for so long. Everything else is ok.

I know a bunch of guys who got drunk, broke into a Zoo and stole a penguin.

It's called fake news and fake titles mashed together by an autistic Turk.

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kind off
you thinkbullets in head are somethink?
there are a lots of stories like this, with axes, knifes and iron rods. Falling from high places, running long distances with serious injuries, and of course fighting, a lot of fighting.

buddy cop movie with florida man and polish man when?

I call that tuesday.

My mates legit kidnapped a duck when drunk once.

Hopefully they received a nice ransom for it.

No it got depressed and died.

Should have gotten it drunk.

what the fuck do the jews care
they didn't even make these "gas chambers"
fuck off jews

Yes start getting it addicted to alcohol, then kidnap new ducks and get them addicted to alcohol, then they all breed, then the offspring get addicted to alcohol, and then you keep doing that until the offspring are born alcoholic. And then you have alcoholic super ducks who can party with you.

Yes
Slavs ftw

What is it with tourists that get stuck in Brazilian airports?
An American guy was stuck for something like a month in an airport in the Northeast after he was catfished by some chick and her husband. The cuck gave the chick money for her and her brother who turned out to be her husband. Dude was broke, had not purchased a return ticket (was in love)...had to live in the airport begging for money for food until his parents were finally able to pay for his ticket home.